Taste the friendly skies

1. TinaMarie

   20 May, 2005, 2:07 am

   That is not a man. That is what you become when you eat too much reindeer moss and green legos. :wtf:

   btw, Dave–if you think sitting next to him was bad, try flying from Cleveland to Phoenix with a baby in your lap while squeezed between your sick husband and a fetid Swede who decides he should put his head on your shoulder and take a little nap–for 4 hours.

   Quod erat demonstrandum…or something like that.

2. kismet

   20 May, 2005, 2:50 am

   I got stuck on Greyhound bus from Denver to Omaha with a three hundred pound guy in the window seat, and part of the aisle seat.

   I was only afforded one ass cheek worth of space.

   It was a hellish ride.

3. Spud

   20 May, 2005, 6:44 am

   Funny as all hell dave, I especialy liked the secret recipe, nice touch.

   Your travel agent needs a stern talking to.

   Might I suggest NWA needs a copy of the above…

4. Nikki

   20 May, 2005, 7:01 am

   Northworst Airlines.

5. Raina

   20 May, 2005, 8:50 am

   Thank you Kismet, for reawakening a dreadful buried greyhound memory of my own. Boarding at 11pm, San Francisco to Seattle, last seat on the bus. The man was built like a linebacker – I’m not good with sizes, but I recall at the time being struck by the idea that I’d never before seen legs that truly resembled tree trunks – and he had a full head of dreads which took up more space than his legs. Most delightful of all though was the hardcore gangster rap I could hear every word of through his headphones all night long. By 7am we were joined by 3 hicks, two of whom found out they were doing the same dude they boarded the bus with, about 5 minutes after they got on. Comedy and drama ensued! Many threats were issued to his manhood and he departed – did I say departed? I meant the bus driver threatened to call the cops – , leaving the two lovely ladies as the best of friends, now united in blessed bitterness.

   Now that I’ve recalled that terrific day, this one can only be wonderful in comparison, yay!

6. Merth

   20 May, 2005, 9:08 am

   First class aint what it used to be…

7. Kami

   20 May, 2005, 1:46 pm

   Hmm. What’s worse, green and crunchy or green and slimey? *ponders* :dead:

8. rust

   20 May, 2005, 2:11 pm

   Just something that the people at LEGO have asked all of us to do, to refer to the pieces as “Lego” toys, or “Lego” bricks, or “Lego” pieces.

   Exactly WHICH pieces were served up in this show of gastronomy?

9. cliche

   20 May, 2005, 7:44 pm

   Stop complaining: If you’ve ever been next to a really stinky one, you’ll appreciate how good you had it with the big noisy one.

10. Fran

    20 May, 2005, 11:46 pm

    Making fun of pregnant people isn’t nice.:evil:

11. DK

    21 May, 2005, 2:20 pm

    I hope you made sure there was a wrecking ball placed in the seat of the opposite row to balance the weight and keep the plane from crashing and stuff. http://www.davezilla.com/wp-images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif
    🙄

12. Kimberly

    22 May, 2005, 3:42 am

    :dead: Oh I hate that. I don’t think it’s fair that because I can fit in my seat with some room to spare, that other peeople get to inch (or foot?) over into it. Yuck.

    I read a thing where they were going to have extra large travelers whose girth was larger across than the seat width, purchase 2 tickets for 2 seats. That would be fair, I guess.

    Except: They always make a stink about putting the armrest for ddeparture and arrival. HOW the heck will someone sitting in 2 seats manage that? And: I don’t think you can sit in 2 seats like that anyway…they are built for one and they are not you know, a love seat.

    Whatever. Blech, though.

13. Davezilla

    22 May, 2005, 9:04 am

    The armrest is a bit of a conundrum Kimberly, as is the seat belt issue. How do they get a seatbelt to stretch around their belly to their other buckle? Bit of a safety issue for them.

14. Lung the Younger

    23 May, 2005, 5:14 am

    The question is, if the Northwest plane crashes in the Rockies and you’re stranded for a few weeks, do you eat the airline food or the dead passegers first?
    Old Wheezer looks as if he has plenty of spare meat on him, and if the crash doesn’t kill him, well you can always finish him off when nobody’s looking.

15. kevin

    23 May, 2005, 9:01 pm

    yeah, NWA has been going downhill for a long time. Fly Delta, I know they’re in trouble with money, but you still get treated nicely and first class is really really nice on the bigger flights.

16. RaeVynn

    23 May, 2005, 9:45 pm

    Oh, so you have flown NWA. I’m sorry.

    All I’ve ever been offered on their flights was some sort of BBQ chicken “sandwich”… frightening stuff.

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