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What I Learned About Computer Security From Movies

Posted by By Davezilla 15 February, 2023Posted inOriginal HumorNo Comments
Computer security is a subject that, with the sole exception of Mr. Robot, has never been portrayed realistically on movies or television. You can simply type sudo: Give me the…
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Movie laws

Posted by By Davezilla 19 November, 2019Posted inMemes
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What I Learned from Movies, XV: Cop-Out Answers

Posted by By Davezilla 12 October, 2012Posted inOriginal Humor2 Comments
One thing I really hate? Unacceptable answers to cover a weak plot or to justify why a character can do a certain thing. The second and third Matrix movies are…
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What I Learned from Movies XIV: Military Movies

Posted by By Davezilla 22 June, 2012Posted inOriginal Humor1 Comment
Holding up a fist will instantly stop an entire army dead in their tracks. Any time bullets are shot at you in slow motion, you can avoid them (in slow…
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Say Anything: 2012 Edition

Say Anything: 2012 Edition

Posted by By Davezilla 17 April, 2012Posted inObservations
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What I Learned About Caves from Movies

Posted by By Davezilla 22 August, 2010Posted inObservations5 Comments
An explosion in a cave, no matter how small the blast, will result in the precise amount of falling rocks needed to just cover the solitary entrance. The rocks will…
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What I Learned About Car Theft from Movies

Posted by By Davezilla 21 July, 2010Posted inObservations12 Comments
All cars can be hotwired. The first time the wires contact, they will spark. The second contact will always start the car. You'll never steal a car with bad brakes,…
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What I Learned from Movies: Car Chases

Posted by By Davezilla 27 December, 2009Posted inObservations14 Comments
All car in a chase will eventually run into an Italian fruit stand ominously parked in the middle of the road. This fruit stand is an omen of death and…
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Things I Learned from Movies: Vampires

Posted by By Davezilla 06 June, 2009Posted inOriginal Humor21 Comments
They never check a vampire for ID Likewise, no one asks child vampire why they aren't in school The DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) never seems to notice that vampires…
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Things I Learned from Movies, Police Chiefs

Posted by By Davezilla 24 May, 2009Posted inObservations14 Comments
All police chiefs are balding, pudgy, African-American mustachioed men, 50 years-old with hair-trigger tempers. Police Chiefs are magical creatures that can only be summoned into one of three sacred shrines:…
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Things I Learned from Sports Movies

Posted by By Davezilla 29 January, 2009Posted inObservations21 Comments
Every sports movie will have an ‘80s sound track, no matter what decade it was produced in. The raspy singer will over-stretch his limited vocal range on the chorus causing…
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Things I Learned from Movies, Ninjas

Posted by By Davezilla 17 January, 2009Posted inObservations9 Comments
Modern Ninjas are generally six foot-tall white or Asian males, unmarried, who live on islands working as bodyguards for evil, French billionaires. Guard dogs cannot kill or overpower Ninjas, no…
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