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I predict for 2020 through 2021

The Good News Kanye, in a surprise last-minute move, wins the Electoral College and becomes the next president. First Lady Kim enforces twerking as a fitness regime in elementary schools to the dismay of parents. She admits this was a “marketing miss” and introduces the slogan, “Be Badass.” POTUSYe writes a new national anthem that […]
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More People We Dislike #24

Brake tappers. Coffee drinkers who put perform an ongoing series of sugar modifications to their drinks, as if testing them for glucose tolerance. Couples in matching sweaters. Joggers who actually just walk, but pretend to run as soon as another pedestrian approaches, then promptly resume trudging along as soon as they pass them. Customers in […]
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Best New Top Level Domain Names

Ever since ICANN allowed companies to create new top-level domains (TLDs) such as .Pepsi or .duckface (at the staggering cost of US$185,000 + US$25,000 for annual upkeep), I thought it would be fun to come up with some suggestions for corporations to buy. www.www.www notguilty.oj dot.dot polka.bikini tobeornotto.be ithinkthereforei.am erhmagerda.meme bigthreeautos.suck america.fat Kanye.ego MileyCyrus.trainwreck ancient-history.madonna […]
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