Tag: Geek Humor

  • How to win an argument with a dog

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  • How to win an argument with a cat

    Begin with a standard ontological argument, such as Gödel’s Theorum. Open with Definition 1: x is God-like iff x has as essential properties those and only those properties which are positive Your cat will likely counter that no definition of the notion of “positive property” is supplied with the proof. At most, the various axioms…

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  • print:”Hello Kitty”;

    If HTML had been developed by the Japanese first, we would have tags like: <BigHappyFun>Welcome to my Life!</BigHappyFun> girl {skirt-length:shorter; panty-color:#fff; bend:always;} $checkGrammar = explode(‘?’, $checkGrammar); function sailor_from_Moon($schoolGirl) { if ($schoolGirl == ‘underage’) return naked; } <pikachu>I choose you</pikachu> <style=”eyes: 475%; mouth: 45%; leg-length: 300%; skirt: 5%;”> function get_girlstohavesex_withXrating ( $cat_hentai = “noclothes”, $before =…

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  • Google doesn’t have everything

    Your search – “George W. Bush is a fricking genius” – did not match any documents. Your search – “I broke my monkey” – did not match any documents. Your search – “Bush ate my waffles” – did not match any documents. Your search – “Ally McBeal’s brain” – did not match any documents. Your…

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  • All right, who befoozled the Intraweb again?

    Tech Support Person in Bangladesh: “Good evening and hello today. I am please to help you very much.” Clueless computer user in Duluth: “It’s morning, sonny. Do you know stuff about computers and all cause I don’t know a thing.” Tech Support: “Yes, sir. I am having the Microsoft Certification last year.” Clueless in Duluth:…

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  • Is your date up to standard?

    The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) has released its newest validator: Valid Date v1.0. No more will you have to worry if your date is a psycho or a mournful, misshapen freak. When your date is sporting the W3C Valid Date Button, you can rest assured they’ve passed the quality assurance testing and rigorous standards…

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