Story Problem No. 2

Dog is to London Underground as trepanation is to ________ .
Misery is to sophistry as sea cucumbers are to ________ .
Geysers are to petting zoos as wingnuts are to ________ .

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  • james

    ummmmmmmmmm:wtf:

  • Karan

    I know the answers!
    1. Vegemite
    2. 46
    and this was the tricky one:
    3. Kokinoshu

  • JFLY

    Dave, I’m confused…:wtf:

    But here are my answers (I crammed for this exam all evening):

    1. Subway Restaurants
    2. Finger Sandwiches at High Tea
    3. Kamikaze Pilots

    And my mother went cow-tipping with a few friends as a teenager (she was a 100 lb. woman back then)…so it IS possible.

    BTW, I live in Wisconsin: I should test that theory myself by tipping over a few Cheesehead farmers. I don’t want to hurt the cows…Moooooo!

  • thor the thunder god

    (must…be…funny…)

  • thor the thunder god

    living keyboard
    galumpia
    banana bunker

  • Anna

    I’d have to say: Martini’s (to all three).

  • Spud

    Dog is to London Underground as trepanation is to sewer chokes.

    Misery is to sophistry as sea cucumbers are to corn dogs.

    Geysers are to petting zoos as wingnuts are to skid marks on a thong.

  • Nikki

    Never been cow tipping. Never had a friend who bragged about it either. :java:

  • Jodi

    1. hobos
    2. Taco Bell
    3. flying saucers
    😆

  • Lace Valentine

    Dave I can’t read those sentences drunk; they remind me of long-lost conversations I had with an ex, one real easy on the eyes. She was always calling me a wingnut when angry, which was often. The last thing she left me: lipstick on a coffee cup. :java:

  • Davezilla

    I may have been channeling the same person, Lace. When I was 19 and a waiter, the restaurant manager (Kiki) called everyone “wingnut” and left her lipstick on everything.

  • rust

    Dog is to London Underground as trepanation is to RuPaul .
    Misery is to sophistry as sea cucumbers are to Ron Jeremy .
    Geysers are to petting zoos as wingnuts are to wide hairy butt .

  • underdog

    what i guess im a :boobs:

  • Bubbles

    To complete this test I need a graphing calculator, a yardstick and some scratch paper. And some vodka. Maybe just the vodka.

  • Coley

    Dog is to London Underground as trepanation is to Nickleback

    Misery is to Sophistry as Sea Cucumbers are to Joykiller

    Geysers are to Petting Zoos as Wingnuts are to James P. Johnson

    Sorry, my brain always defaults to Music :geek:

  • james

    1 Sex:mrgreen:
    2 face products:cool:
    3 geysers pants 🙄

  • Fran

    Dog:London Underground as trepanation: Operation Ivy

    Misery:sophistry as sea cucumbers:fake fruit wannabes

    Geysers:petting zoos as wingnuts:strip clubs, I mean strip malls

  • Nikki

    You said wingnut. 😀

  • Marcus

    1. prune overdose (think about it):lol:
    2. proctology
    3. your ass

  • charlie

    The connection becomes apparent when you realize the answer to all three is 47.

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