So mark the con of Dan

So mark the con of Dan

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33 responses to “So mark the con of Dan”

  1. family jules Avatar
    family jules

    And the mark of the beast is SiX-X-X SiX-X-X SiX-X-X. I can just imagine what the beast will be.

  2. Tina Marie Avatar
    Tina Marie

    I want to know just what part of his body the monk beats in this version. 🙄

  3. JFLY Avatar
    JFLY

    Storyline: Hugh Heffner has left secret messages in Playboy magazine…men everywhere scrutinize the centerfolds in search of the truth. :boob: :boob:

  4. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    He did? he has? jeezez…

    :geek:

  5. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Yeah, I even heard that some of the Egyptian Nag Hammadi papyrus fragments were stuck together and others had staples in them.

  6. Quin Avatar
    Quin

    Re: the Million Crystal Body — we’re really supposed to believe that this model is going to lounge around covered in little crystals until someone eventually buys the millionth one? (As opposed to, say, all the pictures already having been taken during the process of covering her, then being revealed on the site in reverse order…)

  7. Ace Avatar
    Ace

    The man in the white cap is a decendant of the Lusty Lady!!

  8. Sandra Dee Avatar

    SHUT YOUR MOUTH. That is too funny.

  9. Cindy Avatar
    Cindy

    Why, exactly, would they need a hotline? :wtf:

  10. Craig Avatar
    Craig

    Ummmm, why is Cheech hanging outside that place? Where is Chong?

  11. Simon7 Avatar
    Simon7

    If this stars Mr Dan Akroyd in ANY form of kinkiness, then I’m going to throw up.

  12. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    Da Kinki Code starring The Moaning Lisa…

  13. Meagan Avatar
    Meagan

    “I need a condom, fast!” :wang:

  14. Mjaz Avatar
    Mjaz

    [Comment ID #54180 will be quoted here]

    …A full body condom…

    As for glitter-chick.. why would anyone care enough to see her exposed? The virtual world is full of naked chicks. Not being a guy or lesbian, I can’t say for certain, but that one doesn’t seem worth all the trouble…

  15. Cynical Villian Avatar
    Cynical Villian

    give this movie an Oscar, a Woodie, or a Pornie. It’s a 4 dong movie. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: It has plot, story, great dialogue and a surprize ending that will keep you at the edge of your seat…or bed. Coming this summer, this soon!

  16. Da Popster Avatar
    Da Popster

    Didn’t take the porn industry long to cap on the movie, wonder how long (?) it took ? 😈

  17. scamper95 Avatar
    scamper95

    [Comment ID #54105 will be quoted here] Most likly jail again.

  18. mikeme Avatar
    mikeme

    Don’t suppose they know the ZIP code? 😛

  19. Cynical Villian Avatar
    Cynical Villian

    [Comment ID #54266 will be quoted here]

    60 minutes, 31 retakes, 3 bottles of astroglide, and 21 fluffers.

  20. miss tickle Avatar
    miss tickle

    [Comment ID #54179 will be quoted here]

    LaMo very clever freesh 😆

  21. miss tickle Avatar
    miss tickle

    [Comment ID #54179 will be quoted here]

    LaMo very clever freesh :wtf:

  22. Nag on the Lake Avatar

    I’m Canadian so I know you love me. I just want to know why your blog is so hard to read. Do you want to discourage all but the pure of heart or something like that?

  23. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    The Lusty Lady is open during construction?!? How are they getting any work out of the construction workers?

    Hard hats must be worn in this area… :wtf:

  24. Eliztric Avatar
    Eliztric

    What an absurd way of making money – covering a beautiful woman with Swarovski – I can hear it now, as if she’s not naturally pretty enough – “Let’s dump some expensive glitter on her!”

    I would like to meet the person who instigated this and ram the heel of my palm into their nose. As if the world needed any more silly gimmicks…!

    Ah, well. At least their product is pretty to look at…

  25. dawn Avatar
    dawn

    omg – sooo glad I’m not that model…over 1100 crystals purchased and they’ve barely uncovered a fourth of her face! She’s gonna have to stand like that for months :wtf:

  26. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #54278 will be quoted here]

    They get a free viewing after their shifts are over

  27. Driver Avatar
    Driver

    [Comment ID #54378 will be quoted here]

    Then they will have hard heads :wang: :wtf:

  28. Mandy Avatar
    Mandy

    I suspect Mary is not a virgin for long in that version. :wang:

  29. mikeB Avatar
    mikeB

    Brilliant anagram, Dave

  30. Master Solace Avatar

    [Comment ID #54395 will be quoted here]

    Exactly… 😈

  31. Paige Avatar
    Paige

    Do we get to see Tom Hanks naked????? :limp:

  32. Meagan Avatar
    Meagan

    [Comment ID #54858 will be quoted here]

    Eeewww! Don’t give me the mental picture!

    :puke:

  33. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [Comment ID #53989 will be quoted here]
    Come on now, we just read it for the articles! It’s not our fault if the magazine just happens to fall open to the centerfold when we grab it…
    😈

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