Saucy Wench?

1. mikeB

   23 August, 2004, 12:48 am

   Glad you didn’t go with Butt Pirate either

2. rust

   23 August, 2004, 1:01 am

   The Bitch

3. Esther

   23 August, 2004, 1:06 am

   Anemone Whore?

4. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   23 August, 2004, 1:37 am

   I wanna name my boat “Da Sea Hoopdee” … or perhaps it should be more appropriately spelled “C HOOP D”

   Hmm … or perhaps … “Johnny Depp Sleeps In My Cabin.” 🙂

5. Esther

   23 August, 2004, 2:06 am

   Mind if I borrow your boat there, Stacy (and Johnny, of course)?:cool:

6. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   23 August, 2004, 3:45 am

   Ahoy there shipmates!

   Ah, A nautical theme eh?

   Treasure, pirates, wenches…..errr….drown the fishes, hoist the colours and kill the parrots….ah me Jim lad matey sea dog and all that bollocks.

   Or as an alternative we could do what we are meant to be doing and name ourselves a seaworthy vessel to explore the seven seas and pillage and burn, me hearty.

   NOTE: Remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.

   Anyways I’m very busy today doing important pirate stuff like trying to find a pen that works so I’m afraid I’ll have to cut to the chase and just name my sea related mode of transportation (a boat to you landlubbers).

   I would call my boat one of the following sea shanty, wooden legged, eye patched names:

   The H.M.S Spidey

   The H.M.S Cod N’ Chipz

   The H.M.S Honey where did YOU put the boat keys?

   And I’d be captain, but instead of a parrot I’d have a robotic 5 inch nun with Bluetooth capability, internet access and not ONE but TWO wooden legs. Arrrgh!

   Oh and an eye patch with a ruby in it.

   ……..If I were a pirate I mean.

   Or am I?

   Argggggggghhh….release the cannons.

   Better go now. I appear to have a tangerine on my left shoulder and be wearing a post it note eye patch.

   Collegues may be watching and I do so need to eat this month and have money.

   :dead:

7. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   23 August, 2004, 3:46 am

   Spose I’ll just get on with these sales figures then.

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   23 August, 2004, 3:53 am

   did mention as well that the nun can fire lasers from her one good eye and climb rigging really, really well?

   🙄

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   23 August, 2004, 3:56 am

   I’ll call her “Nunra”.

   Note: “Nunra” is a registered trademark of Rev.Jelly Enterprises PLC.

   So get lost TOHO and technically “Zilla” means monster in latin so what you gonna do. Sue Socrates?

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    23 August, 2004, 4:10 am

    Wow.

    You can draw really good faces with a biro on the skin of a tangerine, but I regret to report that my post it note eye patch has been confiscated along with a quarter of my eyebrow.

    But thats another story…………Nunra will make them pay for this insult, I’m sure.

    No. Apparently not.

    Squawky the tangerine and Nunra have been captured.

    S.O.S

    🙁

11. Anna

    23 August, 2004, 4:18 am

    I’d name my boat ‘Wet Patch’

12. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    23 August, 2004, 4:23 am

    Well it’s up to you Anna.

    You’d have to sleep in it.

    👿

13. Nikki

    23 August, 2004, 6:41 am

    What has 8 arms and 8 legs?  Eight pirates! – Love it.

14. Spud

    23 August, 2004, 7:06 am

    Das Boot :geek:

15. Mandy

    23 August, 2004, 7:47 am

    The Titanic? Sea Biscuit?

16. Moxie

    23 August, 2004, 8:39 am

    I have always wanted to name a boat “Sea Hag”.:lol:

17. Kevin

    23 August, 2004, 9:18 am

    Skiffucker, Slooper Dooper, 10 Galleon Hat, Front Rowboat Center… Sorry, I’m not caffeinated yet.

18. wookiee

    23 August, 2004, 9:40 am

    These could be equally good pub names.

19. Natalie

    23 August, 2004, 10:39 am

    The Poke-a-Hole Init!

20. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    23 August, 2004, 10:55 am

    “The Lesbionic Goldfish”

    Argggh she be a fine vessel.

    😡

    P.S I don’t like the cut of your jib matey.

    Only kidding people.

    Just wanted to do a bit more pirate lingo.

    🙄

21. rust

    23 August, 2004, 2:04 pm

    Uhhh, let’s see…
    S. S. BUTTCRACK — but it’s already been taken…
    Edmund Fitzgerald — the legend lives on from the Chippewa on down…
    USS Petroleum Jelly — necessary for those long nights alone at sea…
    HMS Fluffernutter — awww, come on, everybody loves Peanut Butter and Marshmallow!
    NSEA Protector — and her sister ship, the NSEA RAMSES. Calling all Questarians!

22. Frisko

    23 August, 2004, 6:45 pm

    Hey
    I get first choice on the “C Hoop D”
    cause thats really close to my real name
    and I third the motion for Johnny Depp as our cabana/cabin toy/boy

    Frisko

23. Mandy

    23 August, 2004, 10:24 pm

    Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean. MMMMMMMMMM!

24. Sheryl

    23 August, 2004, 11:31 pm

    How about Walks on Water or Fishers of Men? Jesus needs a boat too! :kiss:

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