19 responses to “Reason No. 47 for staying in on St. Patricks’ Day”
Patrick
Which is the same reason even alcoholics stay in on New Year’s Eve- fuckin’ amateurs!
Violating Number One Rule- No cameras, no recorders; deny, deny deny!
fruf
now that I have brought up breakfast; the goth bimbo with the holy panty hose looks like she is crushing her partner
Don
Dave finely found a picture of his long lost older sister. And now knows why he lost her.
DaPopster
….. and this is a reason for staying IN on St Paddy’s Day ? What are you a friggin’ monk or something ? If you’re a 40 year old virgin, we know why ……… :wtf:
jdn
that guy is gonna feel it in the morning
junkman
wait….i recognise those orange pants and glasses….it’s that drunken pervert dalai lama whooping it up again with his favourite lap dancer “philthy mcnasty the big booted crotch kraken”.
And then the genie asked the geek, ‘What is it you wish for’?
And the geek drunkenly replied ‘I’d like a big-ass version of the role-player Gothic to be downloaded onto my laptop’!
And the genie, who knew nothing of these things, said. ‘Uuh,,OK. Granted!’
Timm
Meanwhile, across town, his brother had scored a heavy date of his own.
In her desperation to appear on ANY reality show, Bristol Palin promised the producers that she could eat the Dali Lama whole and then shit him out on screen.
Comments
19 responses to “Reason No. 47 for staying in on St. Patricks’ Day”
Which is the same reason even alcoholics stay in on New Year’s Eve- fuckin’ amateurs!
Violating Number One Rule- No cameras, no recorders; deny, deny deny!
now that I have brought up breakfast; the goth bimbo with the holy panty hose looks like she is crushing her partner
Dave finely found a picture of his long lost older sister. And now knows why he lost her.
….. and this is a reason for staying IN on St Paddy’s Day ? What are you a friggin’ monk or something ? If you’re a 40 year old virgin, we know why ……… :wtf:
that guy is gonna feel it in the morning
wait….i recognise those orange pants and glasses….it’s that drunken pervert dalai lama whooping it up again with his favourite lap dancer “philthy mcnasty the big booted crotch kraken”.
Everyone seems to be sure that it’s a female. I dunno. Sure looks like an adam’s apple. 😈
Okay, she wins. I’m definitely turning green.
Erin Go Bragh-less
And then the genie asked the geek, ‘What is it you wish for’?
And the geek drunkenly replied ‘I’d like a big-ass version of the role-player Gothic to be downloaded onto my laptop’!
And the genie, who knew nothing of these things, said. ‘Uuh,,OK. Granted!’
Meanwhile, across town, his brother had scored a heavy date of his own.
http://www.mygtv.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/obese.jpg
So much confuses me about this photo…
Dude said, “I like my monkey funky, drunky and chunky!”
AW mom! why do you keep showing up on the net? You’re off the meds again aren’t you!
Reason #47: Giant Lap Goblins
Lap goblins is my new favorite phrase.
dammit i thought i had it with Krotch Kraken.
p.s. how i can haz monkey face back?
To visit friends
In her desperation to appear on ANY reality show, Bristol Palin promised the producers that she could eat the Dali Lama whole and then shit him out on screen.