Phrases I could go the rest of my life without hearing again

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35 responses to “Phrases I could go the rest of my life without hearing again”

1. 

   03 November, 2004

   Bobby Peru

   Amen, brother.

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2. 

   03 November, 2004

   Esther

   I gave up watching, and had a nice cup of cocoa, instead.:java:

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3. 

   03 November, 2004

   Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   My mantra has been recently:

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   I will not wax politic today.

   etc.

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4. 

   03 November, 2004

   wantwit

   it’s going to be hard to not gripe for the rest of the week.

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5. 

   03 November, 2004

   tian

   I think you all need to listen to some quality Chinese American gangsta rap to ease up, especially when there are reports that voting machines in several Ohio counties are breaking down.
   without any further delay, I present you “Notorious MSG”:

   Dim Sum Girl
   FOB for Life
   Straight Out of Canton
   Wok the Party

   ps. I have voted for John Kerry.

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6. 

   03 November, 2004

   Cristian

   Hey at least you guys are from the US and it somehow concerns you but why must I see this whole bulls&#@t non stop on TV (I’m from Europe) -look Bush is going to remain president no Kery is no Bush is. F*&ck let them vote and we’ll just see :mad::!::-?

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7. 

   03 November, 2004

   Anna

   One point for Christian!!!!!
   We’ve been seeing this stuff on our TV’s for the last three weeks (daily) as if it means something, as if the outcome will change the world, as if it matters if dumb or dumber runs your country. Please let this be the last piece on the elections (i’d be ever so grateful).

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8. 

   03 November, 2004

   ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   I second that Anna and vote for no more American election updates on British T.V!

   Theres only so much hype and deception a guy can take and I was kind of under the impression that Mr. Blair was our current preferred supplier for bullshit.

   😕

   😕

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9. 

   03 November, 2004

   ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   The American election has brought back strong feelings of deja moo though……..

   The feeling I’ve heard all this bullshit before.

   😀

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10. 

    03 November, 2004

    Margaret

    This is what I NEVER want to hear again:

    ‘Since you are 7 hours ahead of us, tell me who won the election’.

    Nothing like having a family full of time ‘tards in the states

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11. 

    03 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    “Election Americano” a play by Rev.

    THE CAST:

    Kerry =:roll: “erm um…I dont know..erm”

    Bush = 😈 “Lets kill things!”

    Blair = :geek: “Make love to me Bush I so want to feel part of America inside me”

    Bin Laden =:dead: “Lets kill things!”

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12. 

    03 November, 2004

    Nikki

    I’d like to not hear any more automated celebrities calling my house telling me to vote. So far I’ve gotten calls from Kirsten Dunst (wtf?!), Bill Clinton, and Alfre Woodard.

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13. 

    03 November, 2004

    Rich

    I found this other site I think you’ll all ike with some funny stuff about the election. Geek Out http://darktips.typepad.com

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14. 

    03 November, 2004

    rust

    I still don’t get it. There’s an election on? Who’s running? Is someone going to win it?

    I wish I had a TV set…

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15. 

    03 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    AMERICAN STYLE NEWSFLASH!!!!

    Bush has won the election!!!!! Despite the fact ALL the votes are yet to be counted!!

    Oh why won’t Mr.Kerry concede defeat? (see above)

    Just a general enquiry from a Brit about Mr. Bush….Is he on medication or does he always act like that?
    😕

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16. 

    03 November, 2004

    An Interested Party

    American Election. Interested Party Officially uninterested.
    Have some kiddies show instead –
    http://rainbow.arch.scriptmania.com/rainbow_tv_episode.html

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17. 

    03 November, 2004

    Nikki

    Rev, do you mean his eternal blank stare?

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18. 

    03 November, 2004

    photojunkie

    Young eligible gay man available for a good looking American man looking to move to Canada to get away from the USA.

    Come to Canada and enjoy our gay marriages and bush free environment. (hmmm that works on so many levels)

    LOL

    Anyway, looks like we will have to wait and see what happens.

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19. 

    03 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Yes Nikki,

    That stare is quite something…

    It must of taken years of practice to look that vacant even for a man thats quite clearly, not the sharpest tool in the box.

    Back home we call it “The lights are on, but nobodys home” technique.

    😕

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20. 

    03 November, 2004

    Esther

    Pancakes, anyone? 🙂

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21. 

    03 November, 2004

    Moxie

    Stacy,
    MY mantra today is ” I will not wax a politico today.”

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22. 

    03 November, 2004

    dagny

    I think all the exit polls showed is that exit polls are all wrong…

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23. 

    03 November, 2004

    simoon

    What I could go without hearing anymore:

    “Four more years.”

    Ugh.

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24. 

    03 November, 2004

    Natalie

    Well, I guess all the cool Americans will be moving to Canada soon.

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25. 

    03 November, 2004

    Nikki

    He has beady lifeless eyes. Like a snake or a great white shark.

    And Natalie, how big is your place? :kiss:

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26. 

    03 November, 2004

    kelly

    i’ve already gotten requests for crash space, natalie. ❗

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27. 

    03 November, 2004

    Nikki

    😐 Actually, some of us cool Americans need to stay here and fight against the evil. :dead:

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28. 

    03 November, 2004

    Mandy

    Looks like you lost, Stacy. They voted for the boob and not the :boobs:.

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29. 

    03 November, 2004

    Davezilla

    Let’s all join hands and watch our civil liberties erode!

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30. 

    03 November, 2004

    Icairus

    I love how the loser concedes, rather than waiting for the votes to be counted. Nobody’s vote counts! What actually affects the election are the exit polls!

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31. 

    03 November, 2004

    Paul

    Hey, Anna…
    Who did you vote for in the election for Queen this year?
    Oh, you don’t get to vote for Monarchs? Gotcha.

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32. 

    04 November, 2004

    ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    Paul,

    You make me sad.

    I thought most people (well those with a clue) actually realised that the Queen has no political duties whatsoever.
    In fact we basically keep her around to bring in tourists now.

    We do however vote for a Prime Minister.

    Just so you know for future sarcasm.

    😕

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33. 

    04 November, 2004

    Anna

    Hey Paul ….. don’t you touch my queen!! I pay f*cking taxes so she can be our businesscard to the rest of the world 😈 (which we really need, cuz no one knows us – coffeeshops, free drugs for junks, gay marriage, no death penalty, limited access to guns etc etc).
    Luckily we have like 30 (okay, I exagerate, it’s 15) political parties to choose from at election time.

    Jeez I just read that again and I realize I don’t mind living here (even if it’s with some queen).

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34. 

    04 November, 2004

    Moose

    Shame about Theo. Think NL will start tightening the reins on the Islamic fundies anytime?

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35. 

    04 November, 2004

    Spud

    “We” should kill everybody who doesn’t agree with “us”

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