PEDESTRIANS PROHIBITED

1. Bigwavdave

   30 April, 2007, 9:12 am

   So, it’s a park? the mall? a library? Good ol’ Deetwah.

2. Cindy

   30 April, 2007, 9:14 am

   Is this a “more intimidating” keep off the grass kind of thing? What’s the penalty if caught? Cut off your feet and put on wheels?…you wouldn’t be a pedestrian that way any more, but could you maintain the minimum 40 mph required? :wtf:

3. sledge

   30 April, 2007, 9:24 am

   walk in and they take your shoes away.

4. StevieC

   30 April, 2007, 9:32 am

   The iconed ‘O’ just makes it look that much more professional.

   So Dave, did you turn around at that point or try to carjack a ride?

5. junkman

   30 April, 2007, 9:44 am

   i would rather see pedestrians pro “hibi” rather than anti “hibi”. 💡
   can we assume it was an angry postal worker on foot that defaced this sign? :geek:

6. StevieC

   30 April, 2007, 9:59 am

   Video of the day: Reason #347 why I don’t have kids.

7. Wayne

   30 April, 2007, 10:14 am

   this is off topic but it’s a funny ass prayer that i was told yesterday.

   Serenity Under Pressure

   Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
   And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today, as they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
   Help me to always give 100% at work: 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday.
   And help me to remember: When I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.

8. swade

   30 April, 2007, 10:48 am

   :?:About that video.. Just what we need, teach kids to lie and put their parents in prison so they don’t have to follow rules. Someone ought to teach that singer a lesson :wtf:

   BTW I have two teenage daughters, one of which will go to extreme lengths to not follow rules – including lying about her parents. It’s not funny.

9. pablo

   30 April, 2007, 11:08 am

   Ted couldn’t stand it any more. After years of being told, “Don’t do that” and “Stop doing that” he decided to change Detroit. I’m tired of this place and their controlling nature. I’m outta here and I’m taking my name with me! 😮

10. Astryd

    30 April, 2007, 12:47 pm

    [Comment ID #179799 will be quoted here]

    Here I thought it was because of the whole, “practice makes perfect” stuff.
    I wouldn’t wanna risk it and “makin’ babies” is one thing I love to practice, practice, practice!! 😈
    It’s fun! You should try it!…I’ll help! 😈

11. Astryd

    30 April, 2007, 12:57 pm

    update: my father is awake now. There’s fear of brain damage so he’ll be checked out some more. He goes from being completely competent almost to where it’s similar to speaking to a two year old and his motor functions are similar. He had an entire conversation with me then when his wife asked if I had been there before he said no. She hasn’t come to see me yet.
    It’s painful. I’m happy he’s awake and thrilled that he gets so excited when I walk in his room but I felt a dagger in my heart when his wife asked him who I was and you could see him thinking real hard but said nothing. He was struggling and he’s say “I know who this is, it’s…” nothing…
    Sunday he knew my name and that he has a grandson. He understood perfectly the conversation and responded, then he got confused and kept yelling at my brother to go get his shoes from the closet. He pulls out his IV’s and they put mittens on him at night. It’s painful to see him that way but I have hope that he’ll be ok.
    I’m glad though that he knows me well enough to feel excited that I’m there, even if he can’t remember my name or that I’ve been spending the weekends with him…He knows I’m his daughter. He can’t express it but he can feel it and I can see it.
    I continue to have faith and sincerely thank you all for having us in your prayers, best wishes or otherwise.

12. StevieC

    30 April, 2007, 12:57 pm

    [Comment ID #179823 will be quoted here]

    I’m always interested in more practice, but if doing it perfectly means seeing a little 😀 pop out, I’ll just go back to more practicing. Hmmm, sounds like a road trip around the world to me!

13. Astryd

    30 April, 2007, 1:05 pm

    Practice makes perfect
    Perfect=perfect 😀
    Practice-the ‘act’ of making the 😀 not actually making one.
    So yeah, stick to practicing!

14. Drusky

    30 April, 2007, 3:26 pm

    [Comment ID #179809 will be quoted here]

    It’s scary just how easy it can happen, too. The justice system seems inclined to side with the ‘victim’ and shoot first, plaster the accused all over the media, and then maybe try to find out if it really happened. Don’t get me wrong. Abuse does happen and it’s ugly and un-excusable with the truly guilty deserving just punishment, but the ‘abuse card’ is too easy to play for revenge. It’s a genie that oce gets out, will never quite go away. The falsely accused will forever have that stigma where he/she will never be fully trusted again. I’m a service tech and go into people’s houses all the time. Company policy says there has to be a legally aged person there or we won’t enter and, yes, I do have customers who say that their 12 year old daughter will let me in…

15. Meagan

    30 April, 2007, 4:14 pm

    “But officer, I swear I wasn’t walking here! It was that guy over there!”

16. Spud

    30 April, 2007, 5:34 pm

    It kinda makes pedestrians out to be the barbarian horde.

17. Lori

    30 April, 2007, 6:21 pm

    It’s an angry sign, Dave.

18. Driver

    30 April, 2007, 9:15 pm

    RE: Video of the day
    That singer should be taken out and Horse Whiped.
    I dont have any younguns that I know of and I like it that way and this is just another reason for that.

    Astryd
    Sorry it’s late but Happy Birthday darlin, picture sexy naked ass and open hand icons here for sweet hot spanking

19. Davezilla

    30 April, 2007, 10:30 pm

    Ahem. Wow, Driver. :wtf:

20. Mandy

    30 April, 2007, 10:31 pm

    [Comment ID #179903 will be quoted here]

    I’ve missed all the fun, Dave. :dead:

21. Driver

    30 April, 2007, 11:53 pm

    [Comment ID #179903 will be quoted here]

    I dont want to let StevieC have all the fun Dave.

22. StevieC

    01 May, 2007, 6:08 am

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    Hey, I’m willing to share. There’s still plenty of time to get in on the fun Mandy.

23. Astryd

    01 May, 2007, 10:59 am

    [Comment ID #179886 will be quoted here]

    …and the fun continues! Thank you Drusky! Don’t think I’ve ever had a Sweet Hot Spankin’ before! A very Special Birthday Gift, Thank You!
    I love you guys!

    And for Mandy and anyone else who may have missed out yesterday. I tend to celebrate my birthday all week long. 😈
    I’m not stingy either, I learned to share my gifts… 😈
    Specially since it landed on a Monday. Can’t miss out celebrating on Hump Day!

24. StevieC

    01 May, 2007, 12:03 pm

    Astryd, check your Blogger’s Choice Awards account – you may find a surprise birthday gift there. As for Hump Day, every day is Hump Day in ‘Zillaland. 😈 :wang:

25. Meagan

    03 May, 2007, 11:50 am

    Man, I wish it was my bithday!

26. StevieC

    03 May, 2007, 1:11 pm

    [Comment ID #180239 will be quoted here]

    So, when would you like to be spanked …. I mean, celebrate? 😈

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