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Notes to Self: No. 6,322

By Davezilla 21 January, 2007Observations16 Comments

Remember: cats with claws + goosedown comforters = a big, honkin' mess to sweep up.

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By Davezilla 19 January, 2007Uncategorized20 Comments

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By Davezilla 18 January, 2007Caption Time22 Comments

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Stores that never made it, Part II

By Davezilla 17 January, 2007Observations33 Comments

Sunday, we laughed at examined store names that might be construed as really damn stupid less than optimal. Today, we examine stores that combine unrelated industries under the same umbrella, like those gas stations that make donuts. Blecch. For example, years ago, I went to San Francisco with my then-wife. She had forgotten her ID. Since she was only 24, she didn't want to be carded. We solved it by stopping at a shop in Chinatown that specialized in hand-scooped ice creamâ€¦ and photo ID. Benny's Noodles -N- Bait Mike's Dental Supplies and Jackhammers Plus! Tire Rotation, Donuts & More…

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By Davezilla 16 January, 2007Uncategorized22 Comments

Stores that never made it

By Davezilla 15 January, 2007Observations21 Comments

I told Nikki that a popcorn store opened in Royal Oak. Her response was as always, subtle and understated. "Get the fuck out. Who needs a popcorn store?" Naturally, I responded that, "I do." Then we had a giggle fit thinking of other useless stores that one might encounter in a dying strip mall. The Pencilery Pug Outfitters Dremel-O-Rama Chapstick City MacramÃ© Palace TV Trays Plus Lon's Place for Toothpicks The Spice Rack Hut Gordie's House of Muesli World of Tarps! Mitzi's Ginger Jar Emporium Sporks-N-Mor The Dishrag, by Giovanni Kenny's Original House of Sandpaper Thermostat Town The 128 MB…

New Year, New Look

By Davezilla 14 January, 2007Observations47 Comments

Please don't chastise me for going all Web 2.0 on you, dear readers. It's all in the name of usability and user experience. My dear friend, CrazyHoh modded this theme for me and I love it. Same toys as before, but a new paintjob. Comment link is now by the title. You've been warned. Links and categories are now at the bottom. Because I keep adding more blog links, I am now serving them up randomly to conserve space. Fear not, no one has been bumped from the list. I get a great deal of fan mail asking me to…

Caption Time #153

By Davezilla 13 January, 2007Caption Time18 Comments

Worst things to do in a library

By Davezilla 12 January, 2007Observations19 Comments

Using epoxy or Velcro, affix dozens of books all over yourself. Run through the library screaming Feign lycanthropy Ask loudly where the erotica section is Bring a webcam, hook it up to a public computer and do a striptease Sprinkle sneezing powder on all the reference books Ask the librarian if the copy machine will support a grown wo/man sitting on it Bring a skateboard. Do a 50/50 Grind off the religious book section Replace the contents of the card catalog with Rolodex cards from someone's office Release the manatees! See the Video of the Day for more viagra free…

I’m not sure I can do that

By Davezilla 11 January, 2007Uncategorized22 Comments

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By Davezilla 10 January, 2007Uncategorized34 Comments

Fake foods that should not be

By Natalie 09 January, 2007Observations63 Comments

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