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Facebook apps I want to see

By Davezilla 16 January, 2008Observations32 Comments

Auto Ignore: Getting too many app requests? Not only will this app ignore all requests from your annoying so-called friends, it will simultaneously remove the app from their profile. Fun! Great FunWall of China: Like FunWall, but with more restrictions. A lot more. Itâ€™s really not all that fun, come to think of it. Donâ€™t bother installing it. iHate: Face it. Your friends have shit taste in music and feel compelled to share it with you. Rating system allows you to mark marginally-talented fucking pathetic bands like Nickelback and Styx as the bottom feeders they truly are. What Kind of…

Note to Self, No. 6,619

By Davezilla 15 January, 2008Observations28 Comments

In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair's Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.

Oops, the maid cleaned up

By Davezilla 15 January, 2008Observations18 Comments

So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We've never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me. By the way, you left your socks on my bed.

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By Davezilla 14 January, 2008Caption Time35 Comments

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By Davezilla 12 January, 2008Uncategorized27 Comments

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By Davezilla 11 January, 2008Caption Time35 Comments

Shut happens

By Davezilla 09 January, 2008Observations40 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 January, 2008Observations32 Comments

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By Davezilla 05 January, 2008Caption Time29 Comments

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By Davezilla 02 January, 2008Announcements30 Comments

Sorry for the quiet and the no posting today. Working on the annual redesign. Back soon with a new look and new features!

2008 New Years Resolutions

By Davezilla 01 January, 2008Observations34 Comments

Longtime readers know that the every year I post my resolutions and ask for yours. I like to make mine easily achievable. You know, aim low and finish the year having achieved all of them. I resolve not to smear jelly on the face of my enemies. I resolve not to run naked through the office when I donâ€™t get my way. Anymore. I resolve not to commit acts of genocide. Unless an island of spammers is found, in which case itâ€™s open season! I resolve not to run out of coffee. I resolve not to be caught whistling Dixie.…

And furthermore… Part II

By Davezilla 30 December, 2007Observations35 Comments

After the chair debacle, Liz and I sat down in chairs from polite persons of less than great intelligence. An hour or so later, we saw someone else approach the rude genius from Channel 4. A portly woman, dressed rather like a peasant or Renaissance Festival employee. Being somewhat large, she was possessed ofâ€”to put it bluntlyâ€”a large rack. This is important to note for later on. She carried on a long conversation with the genius and we rightfully ignored them. Suddenly Liz poked me. "Look at the freak couple. Now." I turned to see the left breast of the…