Recent Effluvia:

Wow, I should have posted more drinking rules for last night’s Presidential debate. We could have been hammered from the following observations:

1. One beer every time McCain said “My preciousssssss, I mean, my friennnnds.”
2. One beer every time Obama ran over the one minute speaking limit
3. One beer every time McCain hunched over and slunk around in the dark using his nocturnal vision to find blind cave fish.
4. One beer every time Obama said “I have to correct the Senator”
5. One beer every time McCain tried to steal the One Ring of Power back from his Master
6. One beer every time Obama said “Tom, let me respond to that. I know, but let me respond.”
7. One beer every time McCain led Obama to Shelob’s Palin’s lair
8. One beer every time Obama said “Afghanistan, not Iraq”
9. One beer every time McCain bit off one of Obama’s fingers
10. What rules would you have added?

Today’s post dedicated to Lizz. 😛

Some influential bloggers have been wafting back and forth as to whether or not McCain said “horseshit” live during the debates. I am offering up some possibilities. Listen to the audio yourself and decide then leave your translation in the comments, puh-leeeze.

1. Horschack
2. Shadrach, Meshach, Abednego
3. Horse Radish
4. Whore’s tit
5. Hoary Marmot
6. Attention Whore
7. Morse Code
8. A horse is a horse, of course, of course
9. Palin’s Lipstick
10. What do you think McCain is actually saying?