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By Davezilla 08 March, 2005Observations15 Comments

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By Davezilla 07 March, 2005Original Humor32 Comments

I went to the cinema on Saturday and were perplexed by some of the foods sold in the Toronto concessions of late. Burger King? Taco Bell? Pizza? A bit messy in a theatre seat, don't you think? Here are some other foods I hope will never be sold at the movies: Rice Krispies Floating Sushi Bar Whole Main Lobster Flaming Cheese (Opa!) Spaghetti and Meatballs Durian Noodle Soup Side of Beef Beer Bong Open Salad Bar Raw Oysters Absinthe Spicy Buffalo Wings Fondue Dim Sum Sloppy Joes Watermelon 20lb. Turkey Dinner with all the fixin's Anything with Gravy Peas

I really hope that’s a toy

By Davezilla 06 March, 2005Uncategorized17 Comments

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By Davezilla 05 March, 2005Caption Time26 Comments

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By Davezilla 04 March, 2005Observations19 Comments

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By Davezilla 03 March, 2005Uncategorized20 Comments

Caption Time #40

By Davezilla 02 March, 2005Caption Time39 Comments

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By Davezilla 01 March, 2005Uncategorized32 Comments

Bleach won’t clean the mental stains

By Davezilla 28 February, 2005Observations14 Comments

Perhaps I'm just a bad man, but I still find it amusing when innocent people are put into terribly uncomfortable situations. Yesterday I had so much laundry to do that I decided to go to a laundromat and use those washers that are large enough to wash a convertible Mini Cooper. Two elderly ladies were there discussing church and giving disapproving looks to a young woman who had on a pair of jeans sized for a much smaller woman. I ignored them and kept working on my huge load. So to speak. About fifteen minutes later, I heard two shrieks…

Note to Self: 5,155

By Davezilla 27 February, 2005Observations11 Comments

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By Davezilla 26 February, 2005Observations29 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 February, 2005Observations41 Comments

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