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Things I would not want to find in Wendy’s chili

By Davezilla 27 April, 2005Observations28 Comments

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Note to Self: 5,310

By Davezilla 26 April, 2005Observations16 Comments

Try to remember that "a little bit" and "extra" are relative terms and some people have different ideas about what they entail. At Subway, "a little bit" of mayonnaise apparently means "1.2 quarts" and "extra" jalapeÃ±os means "enough capsacin to choke a Mexican short order cook".viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra side effects female viagra natural viagra online viagra cheapest viagra prices herbal viagra alternative to viagra buy generic viagra purchase viagra online free viagra without…

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By Davezilla 24 April, 2005Caption Time29 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 April, 2005Observations9 Comments

When I die, one of my proudest accomplishments in life will have been knowing I was the only person on Flickr with a photo tagged as Moosepants.

Stumpy McSpeedybottom

By Davezilla 23 April, 2005Observations15 Comments

If I had a pet snail, I would feed him Chiclets. His name would be Stumpy McSpeedybottom. Unless it was a girl snail. Then I would name her Ben. He would wake me up every day at 6am for his morning crawl. We would read the newspaper together and I would wipe the slime from page 3A. In our retirement days, I would stare at the sun until my eyes had blue dots in front of them and his eye stalks dried out. Then we'd share one final ice cream and I'd pour salt on him and watch him quiver…

Complete this sentence #22

By Davezilla 22 April, 2005Observations41 Comments

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Caption Time #50

By Davezilla 21 April, 2005Caption Time20 Comments

Note to Self: 5,300

By Davezilla 20 April, 2005Observations17 Comments

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Choosing the new Pope

By Davezilla 19 April, 2005Uncategorized35 Comments

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A theory

By Davezilla 17 April, 2005Observations19 Comments

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Reminds me of my first date…

By Davezilla 16 April, 2005Uncategorized19 Comments

Caption Time #49

By Davezilla 15 April, 2005Caption Time34 Comments