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By Davezilla 28 July, 2005Uncategorized20 Comments

Thanksgiving Football

By Davezilla 27 July, 2005Observations19 Comments

I know Thanksgiving is a long ways off, but I was reminded yesterday of the worst Thanksgiving holiday I ever experienced and I had to share. This was several years ago. I was perhaps 10 or 11. My aunt had agreed to cook the holiday turkey dinner. She purchased a rather large bird and we set off on the long drive to her house. Now my older sister was more than skeptical of my aunt's cooking. So much so that she downed an entire box of Keebler Townhouse crackers on the way there in case the food was inedible. My…

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By Davezilla 26 July, 2005Observations13 Comments

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By Davezilla 25 July, 2005Observations10 Comments

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Note to Self, No. 5,622

By Davezilla 25 July, 2005Observations19 Comments

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By Davezilla 24 July, 2005Uncategorized24 Comments

Caption Time #63

By Davezilla 23 July, 2005Caption Time21 Comments

What I’ve been up to

By Davezilla 22 July, 2005Observations9 Comments

I've been very busy lately, architecting new micro sites for Chevy. I worked on two promotions, the HHR microsite, and this one, HHRYA. Normally, I don't pimp out my work on this site, but HHRYA is pretty cool. Similar to a Hot or Not idea, you send in pics and vids of HHR, not just the car, anything with HHR (Photoshop allowed) and vote on them as many times as you want. Some of the videos are hilarious. My personal favorite is this fellow. Now, knowing how creative my readers are, I'm certain you could do better. Winner gets an…

How not to pick up girls

By Davezilla 21 July, 2005Observations19 Comments

Today I witnessed the worst attempt at a pickup I have ever seen, and believe me, that is really saying something. The woman was attractive in a standard, tan, blonde Barbie-Doll kind of way. Well-dressed, curvy and just sexy enough to make most men snap their necks around. So she was in line buying a coffee when out of nowhere, this annoying, spiky-haired guy bursts in and gets about six inches from her face. "Yo baby, I can make you a model. You'll be making ten thou a day. No prob! Serious! You so hot, baby." Naturally she was repulsed…

This is Michigan

By Davezilla 20 July, 2005Uncategorized20 Comments

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Garlic buns

By Davezilla 19 July, 2005Observations21 Comments

Astute readers will notice that today's photo is actually a souped-up version of the much-beloved "bootylicious" photo that randomly appears on this site's masthead. Why a clove of garlic? Read onâ€¦ Yesterday a young woman walked past me with a rather odd thing planted on the seat of her pants. A drawing of a clove of garlic. Not something one sees every day. Google searches for the same turned up fruitless. I got to wondering what on earth a clove of garlic on the backside of a woman's pants could stand for. "My ass smells like pesto." "It's my school…