21 thoughts on “Bumper stickers I’d like to see

  1. I thought I saw OJ Simpson in a Hummer once in San Francisco. Maybe he killed Nicole because she made some wise-crack somment…

    “Bisexuals for Howard Dean”

    “Republicans are people too”

    “Marijuana, alchohol and Davezilla: three things to which you don’t wanna get addicted”

  2. Men with Hummers have small :limp:s? Dave, no! Next you’ll be telling me that Michael Jackson touches boys!

  3. (:wang:Isn’t this a boner of a thought)Legalize Pot!then maybe we’d actually get a war fought…:wtf:

  4. It isn’t just people who own Hummers–I’m betting that anyone driving an Escalade is suffering from no-havis-penitis (:limp:) as well. And what about those bling-happy morons who put DVD players in their freaking steering wheel? Why not just tatoo “Dumber than shit and proud of it!” on your forehead?

    Okay. Done ranting now. Over and out.

    p.s. Dave, why not put a little teeny tiny penis as an emoticon–basically just balls and a head? It would work, don’t you know!

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