Skunked
Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny. Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised tail made me shriek and…
Siri is the devil
Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? What are you, a demon?”…
It was 20 years ago today…
Twenty years ago today, I quietly launched this little humor blog called Davezilla. It’s now one of the longest running humor blogs on Earth (if not the longest). One thing…
Call me Treebeard
FOUR YEAR OLD: "You know what would be so cool, Daddy?" ME: "What?" FOUR YEAR OLD: "If instead of a beard, you could grow a tree on your face." THREE…
People we can safely dislike #26
People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it's always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly slows down. That lady who…
Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills at the prospect of knowing…
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