Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny. Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised […]
Siri is the devil
Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? […]
It was 20 years ago today…
Twenty years ago today, I quietly launched this little humor blog called Davezilla. It’s now one of the longest running humor blogs on Earth (if […]
Call me Treebeard
FOUR YEAR OLD: “You know what would be so cool, Daddy?” ME: “What?” FOUR YEAR OLD: “If instead of a beard, you could grow a […]
People we can safely dislike #26
People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly […]
Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills […]