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Observations

Skunked

16 August, 201816 August, 2018

Last night I was almost sprayed by a skunk. It was tiny.  Not much bigger than a baby squirrel, but the sight of its raised […]

Siri is the devil
Observations

Siri is the devil

13 March, 201812 March, 2018

Was just in a client phone conference when SIRI popped up from my AppleWatch with this: SIRI: “Did you accidentally summon me?” ME: “Summon you? […]

Announcements

It was 20 years ago today…

28 February, 201808 March, 2018

Twenty years ago today, I quietly launched this little humor blog called Davezilla. It’s now one of the longest running humor blogs on Earth (if […]

Memes

Holy fucking shit, kid

15 November, 201714 November, 2017
Caption Time

Caption Time, No. 558

14 November, 201714 November, 2017
Observations

Call me Treebeard

13 November, 2017

FOUR YEAR OLD: “You know what would be so cool, Daddy?” ME: “What?” FOUR YEAR OLD: “If instead of a beard, you could grow a […]

People we can safely dislike #26
Freaks, Observations

People we can safely dislike #26

25 July, 201725 July, 2017

People who refuse to include punctuation in email or texts. The guy (it’s always a guy) who passes you on the road and then promptly […]

wtf

Because Florida.

21 July, 2017
Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging
Observations

Literary Critiques of App Update Messaging

07 July, 201707 July, 2017

COMPANY: Adobe UPDATE MESSAGE: Bug fixes REVIEW: Brevity, thy name is Adobe. Such an economy of words that even punctuation was deemed unnecessary. One thrills […]

Bad Ideas

Scout Manure

20 May, 201717 April, 2017
wtf

These are your choices

19 May, 201719 May, 2017

These are your choices. What was the question?

Cartoons

Velociraptor, James Velociraptor

29 April, 201717 April, 2017

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