Whenever my sister comes over, Jeremy licks his balls
"Mary no longer sleeps with me. She’s taken to spending her evenings staring out the front window, or curling up in the bath tub.” “I don’t know where Michelle goes every night. She begs to out out and comes back late, covered in burrs, and mud.” “Every time Antonio gets upset, he shits on the bed. He’s nearly 18 years old and he’s still doing it.” “Jessica refuses to take a bath. I have to hold her down in the backyard to hose her down. Sometimes I have to get some of the neighbors to hold her still.” “It’s so…
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Original artwork by me. Don’t say I never did anything for you. Life on Mars, by Davezilla. Copyright 2019. Free to use. Not for resale.
What colors do you see?
Yes, it's another one of those tests like the dress. Most people see a grey shoe with aqua accents. Some see a white shoe with pink. Photoshop sees aqua and grey, and I trust that.
KFC Milkbar
“There was me, that is Colonel Sanders, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim and we sat in the KFC milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening.”
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