Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition

1. Mandy

   10 August, 2004, 12:08 am

   :mrgreen::twisted::boobs::dead::geek::java::oops::kiss::wtf:
   Stop me, these are fun! You’re making it too easy for us Dave! :kiss:

2. Mandy

   10 August, 2004, 12:09 am

   Did you redraw them, btw? These ones are cuter. 😆

3. Brad Froehle

   10 August, 2004, 12:24 am

   Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition
   Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition

4. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   10 August, 2004, 12:31 am

   :wtf:

   YAY! Smiley thingies!

   Those conversations don’t surprise me. Usually when I go to Vickie’s, I’m overheard saying, “You want HOW MUCH for this bra?? Are you fucking INSANE?!”

5. Esther

   10 August, 2004, 2:10 am

   As a former Vickie’s addict, I’ll admit it: I’ve got a drawer full of their 5 for $20 undies. We won’t talk about the number of bras I bought there. 😐

   Nifty new smilies, Dave!:grin:

6. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

   10 August, 2004, 3:00 am

   Oh, but I’d like to point out, though … that I would pay Vickie’s prices for one of these. As I said on my site, “Hey, at least it’s kosher.”

   (And Esther, I do have a lot of their undies. I just hate that their bras are so damn expensive!)

7. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

   10 August, 2004, 5:23 am

   It’s funny the things people say, but it’s even funnier when it comes from the mouths of babes.

   Last Saturday I was walking along the high street with my eldest daughter Amber (she’s 4) and we were discussing the most complex of subjects. After dispelling the myth that hamsters “Do not have feathers” and that the substance to which she is referring to is indeed fur and yes Amber, Daddy thinks hamsters are very cute as well (cough). We passed a large hedge that could only be described as absolutely buzzing with large, fat, stripy, bees.

   So I explained that bees like flowers and that they use what is in the flowers to make honey.

   Having watched Winnie the Poo in some detail, she confirmed this statement as true (that’s a big thing. She’s still in denial about the fact chickens lay eggs or that cows make milk!) and feeling proud that I had taught her something useful, we continued on our merry way.

   Her interest was obviously aroused by the subject and she began asking me all about bee’s for the next hour or so. We clarified that they live in hives, that there is a queen and also that they keep all the honey in the hive.

   On a winner (or so I thought) I asked her the following question.

   “So Amber. If Bee HIVES have HONEY in them and BEE’S MAKE HONEY. What do you think they do with all the honey once it’s made?”

   She said.

   “Daddy? You are silly aren’t ya? The bee’s SELL it to ASDA (WALLMART) before Winnie the Poo comes. That’s why they have it in jars see, when we go shopping?”

   Suddenly I felt a bit stupid.

   Why hadn’t she mentioned her obviously superior knowledge of bees until now?

   Anyway it doesn’t really matter. I’m still smarter than her (I hope) and at least I don’t walk around with bunches in my hair and a giant ladybird on my sweatshirt.

   Well not in public anyhow. 😕

8. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

   10 August, 2004, 5:54 am

   P.S

   And at least unlike Amber, I’m allowed to use pens in grandma’s house not just crayons.

   😀

9. Frisko

   10 August, 2004, 6:44 am

   Well Rev,
   Your daughter didn’t ask what happens to boy bees in the hive did she. Lucky for you. Glad to see the fan police let you out.

   frisko

10. Frisko

    10 August, 2004, 7:00 am

    I hate the mall, and overpriced underware that too many people have tried on, and decided not to buy for that reason. ooh yuck

    Such sweet youth. Challenging her mothers psyche with threats of going bare butt under her transparent clothes.

    Poor Gus, he justs wants his girl in sexy stuff.

    Poor witness to it all, dont they offer a VS protection program yet?

11. Frisko

    10 August, 2004, 7:04 am

    Yarmulkebras are the new twist to the beloved coconut bra. Stacy could give them out as campaign literature.

    Frisko

12. Frisko

    10 August, 2004, 7:05 am

    Dave,
    Do I know Lisa also?
    Frisko

13. Davezilla

    10 August, 2004, 7:10 am

    Challenging her mothers psyche with threats of going bare butt under her transparent clothes.
    No, it’s the Mom is telling her not to wear undies. :wtf:

    Yes, it’s that Lisa. 😛

14. Spud

    10 August, 2004, 7:37 am

    Go Commando! 😀

15. Frisko

    10 August, 2004, 7:44 am

    I think the girl will considder going commando with her mother in a future trip, power of suggestion. What was her Mother thinking. LMAO

    Frisko

16. Moxie

    10 August, 2004, 8:34 am

    Having a 14.5 year old who drops hints that she would like a thong, my response is always to give her a wedgie and say “Voila,instant thong”.

    Any mother suggesting that her daughter go commando at age 15 is just…wrong.She was probably on her way to drop her off at stripper school as well.

17. Anonymous

    10 August, 2004, 8:51 am

    Dabeeeed. You are so very cool. :boobs:

18. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

    10 August, 2004, 9:55 am

    I for one would NEVER allow any of my daughters to go commando or wear thongs..

    Other peoples daughters over the age of 16.

    Im fine with that. 👿

19. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

    10 August, 2004, 11:01 am

    Heh,Heh,Heh!

    Girls in thongs!

    Hey Stacey!

    What about a poster for this slogan?

    “Vote Bush. NOT Bush!”

20. Melissa

    10 August, 2004, 11:43 am

    I think I wish I were married to Gus.

21. TinaMarie

    10 August, 2004, 1:52 pm

    The idea of my daughter walking around in a mall with a see through skirt on and nothing underneath it….oh yeah, that makes me feel so motherly….WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING????

    Sorry…I can’t help myself. I have two daughters, and…and…you understand.:?:

22. TinaMarie

    10 August, 2004, 1:53 pm

    I tried to click on the smiley that is 7 guys from the left and it didn’t work, Dave. I feel deeply disappointed and just a little lightheaded.

    Nevermind, it’s the Zima.

23. Davezilla

    10 August, 2004, 2:02 pm

    ❓ Hm, it didn’t work?

24. Davezilla

    10 August, 2004, 2:02 pm

    You’re right. I’ll fix that tonight. That’s what I get for coding right before bedtime. 😳

25. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

    10 August, 2004, 3:33 pm

    What about a poster for this slogan?

    “Vote Bush. NOT Bush!”

    Well, Rev … I wouldn’t do it for a few reasons:

    1) I don’t want to distract anybody from my tits.
    2) I don’t want to confuse anybody … (I’m a Democrat).
    3) There is no bush, only pavement down there. 😈

26. minnow

    10 August, 2004, 3:36 pm

    id use reverse psychology and when i have a fifteen year old daughter seeing their mother wearing one will put them off for life.

27. Spud

    10 August, 2004, 5:16 pm

    I don’t know Stacey, but I feel like I’m getting to know Stacey, if you know what I mean…

28. Esther

    10 August, 2004, 5:17 pm

    Nice reverse psychology there, minnow. 😎

    Stacy, my comrade in undies, nice job stunning all the men into silence with the ‘pavement’ comment. 😆

29. Spud

    10 August, 2004, 5:23 pm

    💡 😀

30. Spud

    10 August, 2004, 5:38 pm

    A Monty Pythonesque smilie would be cool… :nudge: :nudge: :say no more:

31. HamHa

    10 August, 2004, 6:28 pm

    At first I thought this 💡 was a cyclops…

32. Stacy, the motor city bad kitty

    10 August, 2004, 11:13 pm

    It’s what I do best, Esther! (Btw, “Esther” and I share the same Hebrew name: Haddassah.)

    Oh, but at the moment, you can’t call me your comrade in undies, because I’m going commando!

33. Spud

    11 August, 2004, 7:34 am

    Nice pussy 😀

34. Spud

    11 August, 2004, 7:38 am

    … um …cat, I meant Kitty Cat 😳

35. Terrie

    11 August, 2004, 12:27 pm

    Why would anybody care that you can see her sandals?

    I’m SO glad I have a boy!:roll:

36. Mike

    11 August, 2004, 1:59 pm

    1.) You can’t spell embarrass without “bare ass.”

    2.) Good survival instincts on the husband. What was he supposed to say?

37. mikeB

    11 August, 2004, 7:12 pm

    I’d like to change my vote to a vote for Stacy going commando. It needs a banner, too. 😛

38. Mandy

    14 August, 2004, 10:42 am

    If she shows some skin, I might too.

    But probably not. 😈

39. Sheryl

    24 August, 2004, 12:05 am

    I won’t. My ex-BF put a nudie pic of me on a BBS. Fucker. 👿

40. Anonymous

    25 August, 2004, 4:04 pm

    :roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

41. Shrey

    26 August, 2004, 12:08 am

    see it wiggle my ass it jiggles! i have on your clothes and a snake bit my nose. :twisted::twisted::twisted:

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