Overheard: 9th Graders Gone Wild Edition

1. Lace Valentine

   19 January, 2005, 12:03 am

   Girls should never use the word “Dude,” and if they must, not so much.

2. wantwit

   19 January, 2005, 12:12 am

   remember: the children are our future.

3. kaity

   19 January, 2005, 12:17 am

   These children are the future of Maury’s “Who’s my baby’s daddy” specials.

4. kismet

   19 January, 2005, 12:54 am

   Wow, just wow.

   It’s been so long since I’ve been around teenagers, I’ve forgotten how they act.

5. Esther

   19 January, 2005, 1:13 am

   I may have been the most boring teenager on the planet many moons ago, but now I don’t feel so bad about it.:neutral:

6. andrea

   19 January, 2005, 1:47 am

   When I was 12-13, I was still trying to figure out why I was supposed to like males of my species, let alone showing gay ones my naughty bits.

7. Anna

   19 January, 2005, 3:14 am

   ~sigh~ I’m old.

8. Poofles

   19 January, 2005, 6:33 am

   McDonalds has added some kind of slut gene to the hamburgers :wtf:

9. Nikki

   19 January, 2005, 6:41 am

   Let’s see… age 14: thongs were ugly shoes worn hippies and surfers.

10. Spud

    19 January, 2005, 6:47 am

    All I read was … blah blah blah blahddy blah blah commando blah blah blah blahddy blah blah.

    😈

11. Mandy

    19 January, 2005, 7:09 am

    You must be reading a different post, Spud. Quit surfing one-handed. :wang: 😛

12. Mandy

    19 January, 2005, 7:11 am

    Also, is this all part of the 70s revival? My brother tells me girls were skanky in the 70s, got prudish in the 80s from the AIDS epidemic and are slowly coming full circle. So to speak.

13. Spud

    19 January, 2005, 7:18 am

    I’m not old enough for two handed surfing.

    😀

14. frisko

    19 January, 2005, 7:24 am

    Consider what the girls influence is. Poor Barista had to have his retenas burned with junior muff shots, and then be called names. The girls are glad I was not witness. 👿

15. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    19 January, 2005, 8:12 am

    It’s a sad state of affairs when girls show their naughty bits to the uninterested.

    P.S I’m not wearing any either, but then again I’m drinking my coffee indoors.

    😕

16. rust

    19 January, 2005, 8:35 am

    Dude, I just showed my pussy to a fag.

    Sounds like SHEMALE talk to me.

    And me, I am just too cute as well… but I’m straight! honest! :limp:

17. Olly

    19 January, 2005, 8:45 am

    Kids eh? Brilliant! 😀

18. mikeB

    19 January, 2005, 10:01 am

    Totally misread the last line as “I shaved my pussy for a fag”. Time for coffee. :wtf:

19. Nikki

    19 January, 2005, 10:06 am

    Or a Nebari mental cleansing.

20. Your Mother

    19 January, 2005, 11:03 am

    -Grounded-:neutral:

21. The Real Adam 2.0

    19 January, 2005, 11:07 am

    A triumvate of terrificness

    Halogen – Halo conversion for Command and Conquer. I don’t play the latter, but it looks sweet anyway.
    Study: Watching Fewer Than Four Hours Of TV A Day Impairs Ability To Ridicule Pop Culture – This was my greatest fear when cancelling my Direc…

22. Merth

    19 January, 2005, 11:20 am

    😳

    That is horrifying. I want to take my 5 year old son to a deserted island far away from the society in which we live. :wtf:

23. True Freak

    19 January, 2005, 11:21 am

    This makes me fear the aging of my 11 year old daughter. 😕

24. Minnie

    19 January, 2005, 12:12 pm

    Words fail me. !:

    Oh, and Esther I am right there with you – boring adolescence and all.

25. Cheap Date

    19 January, 2005, 12:33 pm

    Maybe their mothers tell them they don’t HAVE to wear underwear with their miniskirts while they are shopping in Victoria’s Secret. 😮

26. FeralBlog Link Sideblog

    19 January, 2005, 3:03 pm

    
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27. TinaMarie

    19 January, 2005, 3:36 pm

    My daughter just turned 13, and her response to this edition of “Overheard” was “Gross! What a bunch of skanks!”

    Wise beyond her years, that one is.

28. Esther

    19 January, 2005, 4:40 pm

    Indeed, TinaMarie, and thank goodness!

29. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    19 January, 2005, 7:05 pm

    Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!

    That like, makes me feel all old and shit …

    … and like, it makes me really miss workin’ at Starbucks…

    … and like, I gotta like, you know … go to RO … and stuff … like, kinda soon, ya know?

30. Julie

    19 January, 2005, 8:19 pm

    The Barista rules for calling that trashy girl “Ellie Mae” :lol:.

31. clea

    20 January, 2005, 1:08 am

    Are you sure this wasn’t on South Park?:lol:

32. Anna

    20 January, 2005, 3:11 am

    See comment nr. 12 were Mandy called me (as a 70s kid) skanky …. it’s the truth though, we were.

33. no clue

    21 January, 2005, 12:27 pm

    They must have been black:cool:”yo(?) wazzup”? Or southern…teach your children not to say dis, dat or doze, “th” are letters too, just dying to be recognized by the ebonixers, and jivers(you 70’s hippies) 😛

34. bart

    26 January, 2005, 9:24 am

    ahh the crude coming on lines of the early years,
    it was customary to make your hand in a cupped shape
    and press it in between the cheeks of my female class mates.
    I am supprised we didn’t get our lips smacked off
    of our faces!:eek::eek:
    God knows we deserved it,

35. Mung Beetle

    31 January, 2005, 4:37 pm

    :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs:

36. Anonymous

    19 February, 2005, 2:21 pm

    :boobs::boobs:

37. Rakka

    02 October, 2005, 9:56 am

    :undies: I laughed my arse off at that. Mad gay guy, was just happy that he was gay not a dirty old pe… yeah. But that’s kinda sh*t girls turning into that today ..

38. Janell

    05 October, 2005, 4:37 pm

    I can relate… my coffee night is thursdays, right around the time when the local gymnastics kids are done. The average age is 12.

    girl_1: um i know what i want, i get it every time… im practically a regular.

    girl_2: well i want something different i think i need to get non fat decaf because this belly is just not going away as much as i try and my ass is busting out of these bootie shorts.

    Lets see, *thinks back* I was swinging from my grandma’s willow tree when I was 12… hoping she wouldnt know I just threw a frog into the chicken coop to die.

39. roger

    24 October, 2005, 3:36 pm

    “Why not? You checked out her junk.” :wtf: Gotta love the lingo.
    And I’ve got a four year old that’s definitely going to be taught by TinaMarie’s 13 yo daughter.

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