Only in Russia

Only in Russia


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31 responses to “Only in Russia”

  1. pablo Avatar

    Please tell me that Ross is driving the car and a cliff is very near by.

  2. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Looks like a picture of StevieC’s very first ‘do it yourself’ exhaust pipe kit… 😆 😛

  3. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    What a hoser!

  4. StevieC Avatar

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    My pipe is so long I’ve got to wrap it around a few times to keep it from dragging :wang:

  5. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    Looks like a visualization of Drew Caery’s “101 ‘My Dick Is So Big’ Jokes”. “My dick is so big, when I say I ‘laid pipe’, I used a trenching tool”. “My dick is so big, it has its own forklift”. “My dick is so big, it needs a front end lift kit”. ahahahaha, sometimes I crack my own ass up. Thank you and good night. I’ll be here until Sunday. Don’t forget to tip the waitresses. And oh by the way, try the veal.

  6. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    Fuck, I misspelled Carey. Missed it by that much
    :limp:

  7. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Nice yellow rope tying it together, apart from that, I see nothing unremarkable about this picture, seems like a perfectly viable and safe method to transport pipe.

  8. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Why does ‘Kissing with Ross’ look very much like my sucker fish going after the stuff that grows on the side of the tank? :wtf:

  9. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    So, he’s trying to commit suicide, but borrowed the hose and didn’t ant to cut off a piece?

  10. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Actually that hose was stolen from Chernobyl and will be used at the dairy farm… :puke:

  11. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Unable to afford gas, Ivan decides to find a tanker truck and siphon off enough to get him to Minsk.

  12. Mandy Avatar

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    funny how all men think they have enough to make jokes like that!!! 😛 :limp:

  13. CBATDUX Avatar
    CBATDUX

    Is a vette? NYET!

  14. CBATDUX Avatar
    CBATDUX

    No, I said I needed a LUBE job…..

  15. Russ Avatar
    Russ

    You’ve obviously never been to Home Depot in Southern California. Not that I have anything against Hispanics. They can be very creative in a comical way.

    Mobile irrigation in its infancy.

    Mandy – please just a little to my right (your avatar) :wang:

  16. Nicolette Avatar

    In Soviet Russia, pipe and hose drive you!

    Man, what a hoser!

    This guy was definitly a psycho hose beast!

    Man, what a HO(se)!

    Yuri got it wrong, Santa said Ho Ho Ho, not hose hose hose!

    They see me rollin’ they be hatein’. I got my hose…..

    I could go on and on and on……

  17. Chris S. Avatar
    Chris S.

    The second most dangerous way to drive, behind talking on a cell phone.

  18. Supercharged_goddess Avatar
    Supercharged_goddess

    :limp: :puke: ross: :puke: :puke: :limp:

  19. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile
    • giant pipe goes rollerskating
    • attack of the killer pipes
    • “mommy look, no eyes!”
    • “we’ll move everything but the kitchen sink…”
    • “HOSE-r your daddy!”
      at this point i take a break to think out loud “how did Ivan get INTO his truck, let alone make it all the way out onto the free way???????”
  20. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Due to a spelling mistake in a training message from Al Queda to the Chechen insurgency, the local terrorists began attacking the Russian occupying forces with ‘Suicide Plumbers’.

  21. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

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    good one 😀

  22. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    A [local] attempt at a scientific means to the emissions and pollution issue: “let smoke swirl around the long pipe causing it to loose all pollutants along the walls of apparatus, end result will be hydrogen and water – good for the environment!!!” can i hear “Nobel Price!?!”

  23. StevieC Avatar

    Well, sure it takes longer to fill up, but those 12 extra gallons mean that I don’t have to stop for gas as often.

  24. Meagan Avatar

    Oh my! Das hose is huge! 😛 :wang:

  25. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    could someone please drive this lada up the ass of ross and send him to an early rapture? i will kill his pet after.

  26. Rick james Avatar

    How did the get in and Now, how are they going to get out?
    Crazy Pic.
    Thanks

  27. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

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    Actually, they were told to ‘blow up a bus’ and figured with a longer hose attached to the tail pipe, they wouldn’t burn their lips this time… 🙄

  28. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

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    Well, that’s funnier than what I was gonna post,
    so never mind.

  29. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    :puke: I decided to check out “Ross” after the odd comments…PEOPLE!!! please give us a warning about that sort of SHIT. :wtf:

  30. StevieC Avatar

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    Damn! Now I’ve got to Spray 9 my monitor. blech

  31. Trukindog Avatar

    Today Ivan finally decided he needed to buy a tanker truck if he was to succeed at his new septic sucking business, oh sure hauling the hose was no problem but the trunk full of shit was killing his MPG. :wtf:

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