One of these things is not like the other…

1. Woozle

   12 May, 2006, 12:56 am

   Today’s link is the kind of picture that makes me want to drink. And drink I shall.

2. Esther

   12 May, 2006, 1:27 am

   I was drinking earlier. Maybe I should have kept on drinking.

3. Minnie

   12 May, 2006, 1:36 am

   I’ll go to hell for this, but my first thought was “omgwtf, naked Jesus?!” :wtf:

4. Anna

   12 May, 2006, 2:49 am

   Thank you for that strategically placed little girl. Wouldn’t have been able to do any work today if she hadn’t been there. :wang:

5. JFLY

   12 May, 2006, 5:04 am

   There once was a man from the west,
   A giant who never was dressed,
   He was put on display
   But all that people could say
   Was “Look at the hair on his chest!” :wtf:

6. Craig

   12 May, 2006, 5:19 am

   I would have thought with the upcoming tour and all, the lead singer of the black crowes wouldn’t have to do such drastic things for attention. :limp:

7. Lung the Younger

   12 May, 2006, 6:41 am

   Woah! This time those Danish cartoonists have gone waaaaay too far.

8. Paige

   12 May, 2006, 7:03 am

   Is he sitting on a toilet because it looks like he is straining??? :wtf: Yall have a lovely day.

9. Spud

   12 May, 2006, 7:06 am

   It’s the girl with the white shoes, all the others have dark shoes.

   :geek:

10. Cindy

    12 May, 2006, 7:46 am

    Ever have one of those dreams……? ❗

11. Peaches

    12 May, 2006, 7:50 am

    [Comment ID #50032 will be quoted here]

    You beat me to a limerick……..good one, but I’ll be thinking about one all day.

12. Amanda B

    12 May, 2006, 9:24 am

    Ring-around-the-naked-Jesus…??? :wtf:

13. CroneWynd

    12 May, 2006, 9:56 am

    He looks pale, and cold, and a bit taken aback to find himself suddenly plunked into this chair.
    I love how that one woman over on the left is looking off into the distance, rather than checking out his package…

14. Jeffro

    12 May, 2006, 10:20 am

    I know what this is. A shaved yeti! This is what happens when you shave bigfoot…pale & cold… just like beer.
    Maybe I’ll start drinking too.

15. Amanda B.

    12 May, 2006, 10:26 am

    Drinking seems to be the theme for the day, I guess I’ll have to follow along. Gee darn…

16. Peaches

    12 May, 2006, 10:44 am

    There once was a man 10 feet tall.
    Who one day fell asleep at the mall.
    He awoke to some stares,
    ‘Cause his clothes were not there.
    How it happened he couldn’t recall.
    :wtf:

17. Lung the Younger

    12 May, 2006, 11:13 am

    Hey it’s the Larger-than-Life Bumper-Fun Guantánamo Theme Park for kiddies! Otherwise known as the Wonderful World of Rumsfeldy.

18. Howie

    12 May, 2006, 11:35 am

    This gives a whole new meaning to giving head

19. Bob

    12 May, 2006, 12:03 pm

    You’ve got it all wrong, the guy is Gulliver and he has been captured by perverted lilliputians

20. MrDoug

    12 May, 2006, 12:15 pm

    There once was a giant of a man from afganastan
    who decided to shat in a distant land
    so he pushed and strained
    and blew his brain
    and now he is on display for all to see his :wang:

    Overheard:
    “…see I told you John Lennon was a giant of a man”

21. JFLY

    12 May, 2006, 3:02 pm

    John Lennon? 😀

22. Amanda B.

    12 May, 2006, 4:19 pm

    If you get drunk, it makes sense. 🙂

23. Flash Gordon

    12 May, 2006, 5:48 pm

    Paul Bunyan without his ox. It’s obviously in Minnesota. 😕 :limp: :troll:

24. Alayna

    12 May, 2006, 7:35 pm

    LMAO 😈

25. Jester

    12 May, 2006, 8:26 pm

    You got a Jesus problem, Davey?

26. dougieace

    12 May, 2006, 8:29 pm

    that fuckin rasputin,he’s like no other

27. cbatdux

    12 May, 2006, 9:13 pm

    Statue of Ted K. at the Luddite national headquarters…..(unabomber memorial) Guess where they placed the letter bomb. (Hint – in the male)

28. mary

    13 May, 2006, 12:42 am

    Why would someone want to put a statue of my ex in a mall??

29. Steppenwolf

    13 May, 2006, 7:47 am

    There once was a hairy old titan,
    Who had grown weary of all the fightin’,
    So he sat in a chair,
    And let them all stare,
    At his member which they all found delightin’.

30. Jim

    13 May, 2006, 8:57 am

    You really DON’T want to see what they did to Yoko!!

31. mikeB

    13 May, 2006, 11:46 am

    Stop taking pictures of me, Dave. 😈

32. Da Popster

    13 May, 2006, 4:04 pm

    :wtf:

33. Meagan

    13 May, 2006, 5:35 pm

    Grandpa? :wtf:

34. |nSan|ty

    13 May, 2006, 6:54 pm

    Thngs that make you go………………… :puke:

35. Lola

    13 May, 2006, 7:31 pm

    I didn’t know Davezilla readers were so poetic. Love the limericks.

36. Davezilla

    13 May, 2006, 11:36 pm

    [Comment ID #50199 will be quoted here]

    1) No.
    2) Don’t call me Davey. 😛

37. Alan

    14 May, 2006, 12:59 am

    I was drinking earlier, but i think i’ll drink more after looking at this!

38. Timm

    16 May, 2006, 2:40 am

    Dang-it! I told Bobby to destroy all them pictures of me doing my performance-art at the museum before they got on the internet. And (“Sheesh”) that creepy midget woman! she stared at my shwang for at least 10 minutes.

39. Sues Blog

    16 May, 2006, 6:01 am

    regarding #8 – He is not sitting on a toilet, he is sitting on one of the little people hence the facial expression !!

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