Note to Self, No. 6,619

In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.


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28 responses to “Note to Self, No. 6,619”

  1. TimM Avatar
    TimM

    Woo Hoo! First comment! I made the first comment! LA, LALA, LALA, LA I’m number one! Too bad I don’t have a decent comment other than nice design. Where’s the bathroom in this new place?

  2. patrick Avatar
    patrick

    In foresight (not to be confused with (foreskin) it probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Hobanero Chips anyplace but in the safety of your own home and within reasonable proximity to the refrigerator, for cold drinks, and the toilet, for immediate relief.
    No pic today, Dave?

  3. MrStitch Avatar

    Nice update Dave. Did you fix the comment thing that we talked about?

    In regards to the chips – Wouldn’t it be cool if every bag came with Porn Star trading cards? :wang:

  4. Peaches Avatar
    Peaches

    Toto….I don’t think we are in Zilla land anymore…. 🙄

  5. rust Avatar

    The problem is not so much what comes out from the front, but what comes out from the back! No beer the night before and STAY AWAY from the PICKLED EGGS!

  6. Fleetwood Avatar
    Fleetwood

    Look at the bright side..while meeting with the executives, you can toot your own horn. :puke:

  7. Meagan Avatar

    Did things get hot and sweaty? 😈

  8. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    note to others: in forethought it may not be the best idea to have a meeting with dave after the Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips make their inevitable hasty exit!

  9. Pablo Avatar

    This reminds me of when I saw the Exorcist in the theater. Right after Linda Blair does the head spin and hurls the pea soup, some fools yells out, “I’ve got the chips, she’s got the dip, let’s party!”

  10. Bjorn Freeh Avatar
    Bjorn Freeh

    Anything that ends a meeting early is worth trying, Dave. Especially if execs are invited.

  11. MRDOUG Avatar
    MRDOUG

    Need to add does chips to the wallpaper in the new zillaland. Can picture the red face, tears from the eyes, tung hanging out…and the boss saying…You seem to feel rather strong about this issue…do you have anything you would like to add?

  12. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”222656″]

    Did things get hot and sweaty? 😈

    [/quote]
    It sure did. I was rather red-faced. 😳

  13. Lake Effect Avatar
    Lake Effect

    —Without video-o-the-day and website-o-the-day, I may have to go out and buy a tv or a book or something.

  14. Mikeme Avatar
    Mikeme

    I’ve been away way to long. Like the Hawaii lizard lounge look!! :wtf:

  15. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”222668″]

    I’ve been away way to long. Like the Hawaii lizard lounge look!! :wtf:

    [/quote]
    you said it. it’s like i’m back in the 50’s in a hawaiian diner/nightclub….but i wasn’t alive then and i’ve never been to hawaii. i think i can feel the new theme though and with meagan’s new avatar “kumaniwannaleiu” is coming to mind. don ho mo fo.

  16. Driver Avatar

    Dave
    where did the poll go?

    Mistress Darla
    Love the new pic but whats with the coverup :boobs: :boobs:

  17. Nicolette Avatar

    Perhaps you were trying to impress them with fire breathing super ablility? :wtf:

  18. Tammy Avatar

    Did you have the flaming shits afterwards?

  19. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Uh oh, this sure ain’t Kansas Toto ………. :wtf:

  20. Bigwavdave Avatar

    Who moved my cheese?

  21. Meagan Avatar

    [quote comment=”222677″]

    Dave
    where did the poll go?

    Mistress Darla
    Love the new pic but whats with the coverup :boobs: :boobs:

    [/quote]

    It was getting a little nippy in here. 😈 :boobs: :boobs:

  22. Thom Avatar

    Holy crap, I thought I was the only one foolish enough to dance with “Blair’s Death Rain”!

  23. Astryd Avatar

    XXX chips. I would have thought they were more than just habanero hot. lake maybe in the shape of the hottest porn stars or something… :wtf:

  24. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [quote comment=”222664″]

    [quote comment=”222656″]

    Did things get hot and sweaty? 😈

    [/quote]
    It sure did. I was rather red-faced. :oops:[/quote]
    You DID say you were in advertising, didn’t you?
    I’ll bet you ‘advertised’ what you ate to everybidy in that meeting room… :dead:

  25. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    [quote comment=”222700″]

    XXX chips. I would have thought they were more than just habanero hot. lake maybe in the shape of the hottest porn stars or something… :wtf:

    [/quote]
    Porn chips? Isn’t that like fish and chips?

  26. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    Porn chips? Isn’t that like fish and chips? :wtf:

    kind of…..you plug the porn chip into your digital satellite box and you will receive more hot scrod than you can handle.

  27. Fleetwood Avatar
    Fleetwood

    Ok Gang, we need a non-lame topic for a change. It seems to have been weeks if not months since we have had something interesting to discuss. Let’s give Dave some ideas.

  28. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    “In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.”

    What happened?

    1. Gut rumble
    2. Burping
    3. Botty burps
    4. Watering eyes
    5. Hot flushes
    6. All of the above

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