Note to Self, No. 5,736

Never, under any circumstances, get catnip mixed into an omelette. Tastes like steel.


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22 responses to “Note to Self, No. 5,736”

  1. Nikki Avatar

    Old age is setting in. heehee :kiss:

  2. mikeB Avatar
    mikeB

    Old age and bad cooking :wtf:

  3. Tami Jo Avatar

    How do these things keep happening to you? And how do you know what steel tastes like?

  4. Sunshinegrl Avatar
    Sunshinegrl

    Well, we could all use a bit more iron in our diets.:razz:

  5. rust Avatar

    Just make sure you keep the toilet well flushed for the next few days. Otherwise the cat will be … well, let’s just say … attracted.

  6. Davezilla Avatar

    Tami, I was trimming out some basil from my herb window boxes. The catnip grows next to it and is really invasive.

    Basil + omelettes = 😀
    Catnip + omelettes = :dead:

  7. Sean Peters Avatar

    It is actually good in some things, though… to me, it tastes a lot like mint (to which it’s closely related). So it’s great to put a sprig in your iced tea or whatever. Just not in eggs.

    Sean

  8. Jeff Avatar
    Jeff

    The propper way to enjoy catnip is to roll around on it. I prefer to rub my nose in it and then put some down my pants and scoot around the room like a dog with an itchy butt. By the way, why do you grow catnip? Does someone have a little kitty gourmet at home?::lol:

  9. Dawn Avatar
    Dawn

    are you sure it was catnip? do you feel funny?:wtf:

  10. Mikel Avatar
    Mikel

    Catnip is great on hot dogs

  11. pappy Avatar
    pappy

    Don’t cats get high on that stuff?

    Catnip. The drug for those who can’t afford crack.

  12. Nina Avatar
    Nina

    😆 May I suggest replanting the catnip away from all other herbs! How could you not tell the difference between Basil & Catnip once you cut it? I agree with niki…must be old age!:grin:

  13. Minnie Avatar

    Someday your should publish a book: Reminders to Myself. It will be a runaway success. 😆

  14. Minnie Avatar

    Nina, you are talking about the guy who once poured Coke into a glass that had previously contained apple cider. It wasn’t a pleasant taste, to say the least. 🙂

  15. Davezilla Avatar

    One of the varieties of basil I grow has a jagged edge similar to the catnip. They are the same height, color and in the same pot. I grow them together because they do well together (same soil, lighting, etc.).

    No excuse, I know. At least I am man enough to admit my mistakes in front of the world

  16. tinamarie Avatar
    tinamarie

    Dude–smell the stuff before you put it in your omlette. Basil will smell like yummy pasta stuff, catnip will smell like…whatever catnip smells like.

    And who knows–you may find that you, like the cat, go a little wild when you get some catnip up your nose. Hmmm–Davezilla purring loudly and rubbing on everything in sight. Natalie, hope you’re feeling energetic! 😛

  17. Nina Avatar
    Nina

    Yeah minnie what was I thinking!!! 😀

    Davezilla we’re all happy you share your mistakes! You give us all something to smile about! 😆 Thanks!

  18. Esther Avatar

    So you trimmed the catnip accidentally, but completely managed to avoid your crack plant? Tsk, tsk.:smile:

  19. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    I detect a certain cattiness to these last couple of topics…

    + get yer glasses checked

    :geek:

  20. Lizzie Avatar
    Lizzie

    🙂 lmao @ jeff and pappy 😀

  21. quaz7829 Avatar
    quaz7829

    after eating the omlette did you run around the house like your ass was on fire and your head was catching.:wtf: then shit in the bathtub:razz: and then pass out :dead: like my cat does?

  22. Popster Avatar
    Popster

    Oh boy! Sounds like someone has accidentally created a pussy omelette.

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