Note to Self: 5,290

1. JFLY

   12 April, 2005, 12:27 am

   Good Luck Dave!!! :kiss:

2. Esther

   12 April, 2005, 12:30 am

   Also, I wouldn’t recommend dropping your salami in a glass of orange juice.

   Lots of luck to ya, Dave!:lol:

3. JD

   12 April, 2005, 12:32 am

   You know what is a good combo? Chocolate milk and Dr. Pepper. It tastes like a milk shake, I swear. :java:

4. Lace Valentine

   12 April, 2005, 12:34 am

   Like the miserly French
   in a throat-thirsting pinch
   smell the bouquet
   before quaffing Perrier–
   Now it’s not as sublime
   as red Bordeaux wine
   Tell the wine-dealer’s daughter:
   it’s just Gallic water
   but if she loves you true
   she might drink bubbly too.
   Or rather, with a wink
   you can embellish the drink:
   (let those French just scorn)
   Throw in popcorn!

5. Mandy

   12 April, 2005, 6:23 am

   Lace, that was brilliant! :kiss:

6. Nikki

   12 April, 2005, 6:54 am

   Alternatively, popcorn goes great with pink lemonade.

7. Spud

   12 April, 2005, 7:01 am

   Lace is sliding into great limericks, however I think it needs a backing track ala mm

   Haiku
   popcorn is at stake
   soggy tales or more
   leave none to waste

   :java:

8. Mike

   12 April, 2005, 8:54 am

   I’m assuming that the perrier is kind of ruined too….

9. Russell

   12 April, 2005, 10:27 am

   Congradulations. My goal is to get just one family member to read my blog. Just one.:roll:

10. rust

    12 April, 2005, 12:34 pm

    Does this mean you get a free drink and all the cocktail weenies you can eat? Woo-hoo!

11. Lace Valentine

    12 April, 2005, 1:26 pm

    Thanks, Mandy, :kiss:

    I guess I’ll reveal it here first: I’m half French (Lord!) but American in a non-voluntary sort of way.

    And for Spud:

    Kerouac drank
    himself to death–
    shoulda had popcorn

    😀

    Congrats Davezilla for your Honorable Mention. I raise my :java: to you.

12. Minnie

    12 April, 2005, 4:06 pm

    Yay! Congrats, Dave! You’ll always be my most favourite (humourist) blogger. 🙂

13. Spud

    12 April, 2005, 5:42 pm

    Congrats on the honourable mention Dave.

    I think I can put my finger on why you weren’t a finalist…

    We need more
    :boobs::thong::boobs:

14. Mandy

    12 April, 2005, 5:47 pm

    Spud may be right. :wtf:

15. JFLY

    12 April, 2005, 9:14 pm

    Dave, break out the Perrier & popcorn!!!

    Congrats…

16. kermit

    12 April, 2005, 9:42 pm

    This is unacceptable! You should demand a recount!

17. Wildcat

    12 April, 2005, 10:22 pm

    Mucho congrats on the honorable mention!

18. Anna

    13 April, 2005, 4:27 am

    Dave, the whole of Holland congratulates you on your honorables (sounds like “unmentionables”).

    Is Spud talking about some girl-on-girl action? (By the looks of the position of “his” :boobs::boobs: and :thong: you might think so).

19. Spud

    13 April, 2005, 4:41 am

    Well, where I come from Anna :boobs::thong::boobs: kinda means Tits & Arse.

    Heh!

    😀

20. Anna

    13 April, 2005, 6:42 am

    Spud, let’s ask “the esteemed reader”.
    Does :boobs::thong::boobs: mean:
    a) tits and ass or,
    b) soixant neuf between girls
    ??

21. mikeB

    13 April, 2005, 7:01 am

    Anna is making me hot :wang:

22. Spud

    13 April, 2005, 7:53 am

    Anna is hot

    so is Mandy

    and Esther

    and Natalie

    this topic is drifting again

    yes

    a & b

    

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