Note to self: 5,069

1. Chad Brandos

   25 October, 2004, 12:11 am

   I picture a woman, built like a fridge, happily sucking away on a carp.

   I suppose anything that could be heard eating from 15 feet away wouldn’t be to too pretty.

2. Spud

   25 October, 2004, 12:19 am

   I imagine the sound of an enormous fat pig squelching through another 6 slices of pizza whilst at the same time slurping a super sized drink and grabbing another handful of fries.

   Visualy and oraly repulsive.
   🙄

3. Spud

   25 October, 2004, 12:39 am

   Sorry about that, I went off on a tangent, now where were we? 😀

4. Esther

   25 October, 2004, 1:23 am

   Five bucks says it was either eel or a large bowl of eel soup. :dead:

5. Fran

   25 October, 2004, 1:56 am

   Go ahead and qawk. Resistance is futile.:grin:

6. Margaret

   25 October, 2004, 2:01 am

   I think it was a giant piece of sushi formed with a loaf pan, with a slab of eel balanced on top, washed down with a diet soft drink, of course!

7. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   25 October, 2004, 2:09 am

   EEEWWWWW!!

   :wtf:

8. Spud

   25 October, 2004, 2:16 am

   Exactly…. EWWWWWWW!!

   I kinda like my seafood cooked, is that wierd or what in this modern age ?

9. Fran

   25 October, 2004, 5:28 am

   raw foods are in…raw good. cooked bad. Fat good. carbs bad.:roll: It’ll change. Just give it time.

10. Davezilla

    25 October, 2004, 6:34 am

    Not all sushi is raw, nor is it new.

    It was neither soup nor eel, you owe me five bucks, Esther. 😛

    I will be supplying a complete story and illustration as it was so horrifying, Natalie and myself spent the greater part of the afternoon discussing it.

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    25 October, 2004, 7:26 am

    Are live goldfish classed as sushi?

    I hate it when their heads crunch……..

    Theoretically speaking of course…:evil:

12. Nikki

    25 October, 2004, 7:30 am

    You’re not supposed to chew goldfish Rev, just swallow them whole.

13. Bobby Peru

    25 October, 2004, 7:53 am

    Goldfish on a crisp Ritz. MMMMMMM! Good cracker.

14. Anonymous

    25 October, 2004, 8:21 am

    Sounds like Nikki has some experience swallowing.

15. Moxie

    25 October, 2004, 8:28 am

    Lemme guess..you guys ate at the Gotham City Grill and seated near The Penguin?

16. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    25 October, 2004, 8:29 am

    But if you don’t crunch them Nikki, how the hell do you get to taste the succulent brain?
    😈

17. Nikki

    25 October, 2004, 9:30 am

    :wtf:

18. Davezilla

    25 October, 2004, 9:47 am

    Gotham City Grill? Never hoid of it. Nope, Mariko in Toronto (by the Big Carrot).

19. Esther

    25 October, 2004, 10:32 am

    I unfortunately, don’t have 5 bucks, Dave. Will 5 dust bunnies do?

    Also, guess I shouldn’t have read this before breakfast.:???:

20. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    25 October, 2004, 10:49 am

    Dave?

    Was it the unborn eggs of a dead octopus, wrapped in rotting squid and served in goldfish brain jelly sauce with noodles?

    😕

21. Davezilla

    25 October, 2004, 11:55 am

    Will 5 dust bunnies do?
    No, but the black, vinyl pants picture you’ve been teasing us with will do. 😀

22. Cheap Date

    25 October, 2004, 12:55 pm

    NOTE TO SELF: Do NOT read davezilla.com while having LUNCH! :dead:

23. Davezilla

    25 October, 2004, 1:05 pm

    S’right. You’re supposed to spew coffee, not sammiches. 😛

24. Esther

    25 October, 2004, 1:08 pm

    This Friday, I will have the picture. Dressing up for a costume contest at work; hopefully won’t give any of the Lumbergs in the office too many heart palpitations. 😈

25. Frisko

    25 October, 2004, 3:12 pm

    Poor Dave and Natalie, what a dining nightmare. I look forward to the story and illustration. I didn’t know sushi made audible noises, and am confident you will tell us the tale as only you can.

    Frisko

26. wantwit

    25 October, 2004, 5:53 pm

    sorry, that was me.

27. Natalie

    25 October, 2004, 6:03 pm

    Some people just don’t realize that certain parts of a shrimp were not meant to be eaten. 🙁

28. Spud

    25 October, 2004, 6:52 pm

    Prawns should be only served in fried rice.

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