- Comcast Tech Support, for having service interruptions all fucking week
- Lane drifters, Sunday or not
- Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the dressing room
- Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, guy!”
- Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, boss!”
- Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, chief!”
- Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, captain!”
- Anyone who greets me with, “You owe me money.”
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The Victoria’s Secret shopgirls who always say in a catty voice,
“Oh, I don’t see your size here on the rack, just let me go to the back and check, k?”
Who knew looking for a 40DD was so damn hard!
I always go back when they are having the Semi Annual Sale and riffle through the bins and say in a loud voice,
“What’s with all this A and B shit? Who are they stocking for, 12 year olds? Where’s all the big titty bras?”
Then I leave.
😈
the next person who “ma’am’s” me sees them…
woowoo! I’m 1st!
i’m slow…2nd
Articles like “Over… coming… masturbation!” are the secret reason that Mormons really have to go on one-year emissions-
er, missions…
I couldn’t get thru the “masturbation” article. All i could do was think about masturbating. But that thought quickly passed after a few…uh…moments.
Gee Dave, you’ve really got a hard on today. 😛
The stupider than fuck moron who keeps on running out into the street in front of me
http://slo.craigslist.org/com/591454712.html
So….. all is not Comcastic in your corner of Zilla-Land? :wtf:
We’re just stallin till Meagan shows up with the supplies… 😀 😛
Fuck comcast, get Direct tv, just tell’em I sent you. As for overcoming masterbation, I can’t read it, mom was right it made my eyesight bad.
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If you’ll kindly provide measurements followed by pictures (purely to help me picture the garments against… 🙄 ), I’ll happily check the Victoria’s Secrets here in Reno for you…
More I dislike:
People who greet me with “How’s it hanging?”
People who greet me with “What’s up, Homey?”
Left hand lane hogs with perpetually blinking right turn signals
Out here, It’s Charter Comunications who keeps stalling on upgrading the lines in our area so we can get the upgraded signal, better channel line up and ‘On Demand’ stuff but floods the T.V. with ads telling me how great it is to have above stuff and to check it out… 👿
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Not by a long shot. Since Saturday, every channel has been going black and silent for 5 seconds—every minute. 👿
Man, that Link O’ The Day article made me hotter than a Utah whorehouse on Dollar Day! Out of the 9 & 20 rules on that page, I think I daily break around, oh, +/- 29.
Ooohh…look at Astryd’s avat… – – – Gotta go see ya
Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the dressing room
what armani exchange are you going to, dave? rowr!!!! :kiss:
The guy who invented the snow shovel is a sadist… and not the fun kind.
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Don’t worry I’m here now. So who ordered the studded paddle? 😈
Overcoming masturbation? Dude, buzzkill. 👿
On the note of annoying customer service, Dell is pretty annoying. I ordered something off their website, and they called me to confirm. When I answered, they put me on hold. Dell has gotten so bad, they’re calling people and preemptively putting them on hold.
Hell. I’m #6. Half my employees are #5.
or
“Hey you, fuckface! yeah you you burnt out old bastard”
fair dinkum, if my employees say that one more time, POW! I’ll do something, yeah something, I think, maybe I shouldn’t upset them.
excuse me
Spaniards who stop to have long chats in busy doorways and don’t budge despite the hoards of people trying to get by – I am seriously considering bringing a machete to work tomorrow.
Move along, chop chop…
Overcoming Masturbation? But why? First, I’ll watch Mandy do herself (stockings and heels please) then she can watch me or do me or whatever she can dream up with me…
7 was curious…”Never read about your problem” – Then it goes on for another page and a half :wtf:
That link, and then the Zilla girls avatars, I’ve got to go in the other room for a little bit :wang:
Overcumming masturbation?
ummm……. i gotta go guys…forever i guess….uhhh…it’s been fun and everything but….i need to wash out my mind with soap….but not for too long….not a good thing to rub one’s mind for longer than necessary……but the problem must be ejaculated….like this friendship?
1) Sales guys ‘n’ gals lying to customers at Best Buy. I generally overhear them in the big-screen area. 2)Fast-Food Askers of More: Do you want a (fill in the blank ) with that? Me: No, I would have asked for (the blank thing) if I wanted it (them).
oh yeah…..i dislike people who pretend that they are your friend until they somehow find out, and then decide that, because you have the “masturbation weakness” you were the reason they were masturbating so much. then they quit you unlike some broke back mountain mother fuckers we know.
oh yeah…. and people that say “you” when they really mean “i”.
The 3, no wait, now 4 people here in my office who cant seem to grasp the concept on how to fill out a basic application for employment and keep asking me questions every 5 seconds… And to top it off they have to talk to my breasts the whole time..Hmmm..maybe my boobs know something they dont!!!…… ARGHHHH!!!!!
I checked into a rehab for palmation frequentation…
i am so new here. please be gentle…
I’ve found that hairy palms are really quite useful. You don’t need gloves. However, it
tends to encourage more masturbation for some reason. :wtf: :wang: 😕 🙄
Assholes that don’t know how to drive in snow. You know, 5 MPH in the passing lane! :wtf: 🙁
You forgot:
“Hey asshole!”
“Hey Fuckhead!”
“Hey Man”
“Hey Fatso” (I’m sensitive about those extra pounds — Kilos in Kanada)
“Hey, can you help me with my computer?”
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That is THE Question – The BIG HARD Question – The Big Hard LONG Question – The MEAT of The Matter – The HARD Part – The toughest NUT to crack – the very NUB…
“But why?”
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EXACTLY…and it’s with someone you love (I assume)
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He said it. He said ‘MEAT’. Heh heh heh…
You one of those kids that was whacking off in my tool shed? 😆
Sorry Dave, I couldn’t make it all the way thru the masterbation thing. I just kept thinking about sex, sucking, touching, mmmmmmmmmm, and batteries. But no fear, my fornicating, adulterating, parent-hating, cursing, drunken lover will be over shortly to resolve the masterbation issue. 🙄 what next? are “they” gonna tell me I can’t be with men and women at the same time? :wtf:
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No.
But that was a helluva calendar hangin’ in there. And the beer hidden in your toolbox (next to the vaseline tubs) made it all seem so….right.
I also have a beef with those dumbasses who don’t brush all the snow off their car. Seriously, if you were too lazy to brush it all off, why leave the house? 🙄
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I was running late cuz I was masturbating while reading the overcoming masturbation link…sorry…can I have the studded paddle?
I See Boobies!! :boobs: :boobs:
Check this out: http://www.boners.com/grub/798090.html
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Which paddle do you want? I have one that says “Bitch” in studs and another one with heart-shaped studs.
I want to know why the fuck Comcast cuts off the last 15 minutes of some shows with some lame-ass interviews? I don’t know if this is local or not, but we have this black guy in ugly suits interviewing the MOST boring people imaginable (“this is Susie Cartell – the 11 year old who sold the MOST girlscout cookies ever recorded!”). This guy switches off with some 90-year old broad, who looks like the world’s first transexual with a wig that looks like a dead rodent, who sometimes does the geriatric-boogie-woogie for us. It is infuriating! I would rather watch a “simple life” weekend marathon, than watch either of these two lame-o’s for 3 minutes.
Not that I am bitter….
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(in a soft whisper – louder than if i was shouting) you know it’s the government doing one of two things or both for all i know: 1. subliminal messaging, and 2. taping your lines to see what democrat stuff you are watching. i know a guy, he tells me this things.
😕 some words may need correcting here: tapping, these and fuck. ok i didn’t use it before but i just felt like letting off some steam. so, fuck!
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zillagirls join with me. we will fight our weaknesses together! if we succeed, we’ll prove this theory wrong
🙄 🙄 if we fail… WE’RE GONNA HAVE SOOO MUCH f@%$ing FUN!!!! 😈 😈 :wang: :undies: 😀 :java:
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See, THAT’S what i get for trying a lame Bevis & Butthead reset…
I’m glad you liked the calendar. It took me a while to find the “Victoria’s Secret Zilla Girls Unleashed” edition… :wang: At least you could’ve wiped it off… 😈 🙂
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Ooh! Can we do “bitch”…first? 😈
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If they are guys, I just grab an ass, flash my blue eyes, and use “con permisso” Most of them move pretty quickly after that!
Disike:
People who don’t care about what anyone has to say, then bore people by yacking about things that no one else gives a damn about. (I got a relative like that)
I dislike the Moral Majority, don’t like other people telling me what is good for me. I did try to stop the masturbation though. Made it 15 minutes, then I saw Mandy’s :thong: Meagan’s :boobs: :boobs: And Astryd’s Ass. Bless me father for I have sinned, and ,sinned and sinned
pretty “set-up” thread. looks fun though, if i couldn’t read.
Shit! Number 20 was my reward system! :wang: