Wouldnt you just love to tow this piece of shit to another part of the lot and wedge it bewteen two old junkers. I mean so close together they couldn’t even gain access thru the windows. Oh yeah, you gotta back it in against the wall…I mean nooooooooo access.
Drusky
02 July, 2008,
Must be a new Hummer owner. Any experienced Hummer owner would also have pulled forward so it could occupy the two spaces in front of it for a total of four. What this asshole forgets is that Hummer tires deflate just as good as any other. The true artist would get the spare, too… 😈
Drusky
02 July, 2008,
Oh, yeah… The McCain sticker in the window is a nice touch…
Supercharged_goddess
02 July, 2008,
yall have it all wrong- that space is for when Zilla girls are in the truck- gotta have roll space for when we’re “testing the suspension.” :wang:
In a situation like that, there must be consequences.
Denny
02 July, 2008,
If McCain’s supporters are dickwods, he clearly must be, too.
‘BAMA GOT MY VOTE
patrick
02 July, 2008,
I’d pay someone good money to park an untagged piece of crap tightly on either side of that rolling monument to gluttony and greed and just walk the fuck away! Make ’em crawl through the rear hatch. Just like crawling in an asshole, with which they are likely familiar.
Hmmmm …. I wonder ….. if you kicked on the doors hard enough, would you be able to move the truck over to one parking space? It’s at least worth a try, don’t you think? If not, try deflating the tires to see if it would slide easier on the rubber.
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That item from flicker was great…I actually printed out the note in multiple copies, whuch I WILL put on the windows of the other asshols who cant park.
Have a Great Day!
I like assholes like this. I hook up my tow strap and pull the asshole out and block the traffic lane. Then the true use of a cell phone call the cops and get it towed.
Edward D
03 July, 2008,
What an obnoxious SOB!! That’s like…here’s my Hummer, Destroy it, I`ll get another. Gas Guzzling Fargon Icehole needs someone to pour about 50lbs of sugar in his tank to show what a sweetheart he really is. What I could do with a bottle of sulphuric acid right about now! GRRRRRR!!
junkman
03 July, 2008,
oooh babby…looks like there’s just enough room on each side for a krispy kreme donut! that would make one big o’bammalicious sammidge. :puke:
Or better yet, take the whole tray of kk burgers and whip ’em at the truck, paying careful attention to the windshield and driver’s side. Stuffing them in through any windows that might be open a crack wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
In a similar vein, if you took the Zillagang and went for a walk in downtown Royal Oaks, what do you think we’d get arrested for first?
I’d say either indecent exposure or lewd conduct. And who cares if we’re arrested? It’s not like none of us hate wearing handcuffs. 😈
Njoan
03 July, 2008,
The unmitigated audacity(probably does not know what that means) of this dork. I say get 3 other people (one on each side, and one in the front) to park as close as possible to it. When I had a crappy car I used to do it all the time. Who do they think they are, ah that is the point, they don’t think.
They won’t arrest you for that here. Girls flash all the time. No one cares. You can walk around with your underwear stapled to your forehead and people will just sort of shrug and move on. We’ve seen it all.
Drusky
03 July, 2008,
That’s the fun in driving a rusted, dented beater. No matter where you park, most other drivers will give you a wide berth on either side as if your car has mange and their fancier car might catch it. Also it seems like it’s assumed you will take the doors of said beater and whack the sides of their ‘baby’…
Drusky
03 July, 2008,
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Is that your stickshift or are you just glad to see Mandy? 😛
We can probably assume then that the driver, like his car, is a overweight, toxic fume emitting oaf who once thought he was made for the military but now mostly just hangs out around malls with a yellow streak running down his middle.
I get to use this to my advantage. I pull my motorcycle up close next to them in the 1/2 space and I dobn’t worry because nobody fucks with a motorcycle.
Happy 4th everyone, or Boxer day, or may your Quanza be the shiznit.
With a the gas tank of a Hummer containing on averate 23.0 gallons, when gas prices finally hit $5 a gallon (Labor Day weekend perhaps?), we’ll all know from whence to siphon! Does anyone besides me remember that crap from the 1970s, the era of gas tank locks, siphoning, and odd/even license plate fill up days?
There wasn’t a single skinny person in that video. My guess is that if any skinny people came to town, they rolled them in bacon fat, deep fried ’em, and served ’em for breakfast.
Chris S.
06 July, 2008,
I’ve even seen these asshole types park over 4 spots by pulling even farther forward when the 2 spots ahead are also empty. It kind of looks like that is the case here now that I look more closely. Even better is when they do it on an angle so you KNOW they are trying to use as much space as possible. Unfortunately, every time I have ever attempted some sort of action against assholes like this, I always get caught or a witness appears right before I do anything. Otherwise there would be a trail of keyed up cars with flat tires in my wake… 😈 🙁
Tam
06 July, 2008,
Just because someone drives a gas guzzling hunk of crap like that does not mean they are voting for Mcain…I have seen several of these gas hogs with OBAMA HOPE stickers on them…what the Hell does that mean anyways….says a whole lot of nothing just like the candidate.
See, I wouldn’t mind going all Big Lebowski and putting a severed toe somewhere discreet, and let the fetid aroma fill the car on a continual basis as the toe commences to breakdown and rot.
Wouldnt you just love to tow this piece of shit to another part of the lot and wedge it bewteen two old junkers. I mean so close together they couldn’t even gain access thru the windows. Oh yeah, you gotta back it in against the wall…I mean nooooooooo access.
Must be a new Hummer owner. Any experienced Hummer owner would also have pulled forward so it could occupy the two spaces in front of it for a total of four. What this asshole forgets is that Hummer tires deflate just as good as any other. The true artist would get the spare, too… 😈
Oh, yeah… The McCain sticker in the window is a nice touch…
yall have it all wrong- that space is for when Zilla girls are in the truck- gotta have roll space for when we’re “testing the suspension.” :wang:
Reminds me of the Best Apology Note of All Time…
http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanbui/120102102/sizes/o/
In a situation like that, there must be consequences.
If McCain’s supporters are dickwods, he clearly must be, too.
‘BAMA GOT MY VOTE
I’d pay someone good money to park an untagged piece of crap tightly on either side of that rolling monument to gluttony and greed and just walk the fuck away! Make ’em crawl through the rear hatch. Just like crawling in an asshole, with which they are likely familiar.
Hmmmm …. I wonder ….. if you kicked on the doors hard enough, would you be able to move the truck over to one parking space? It’s at least worth a try, don’t you think? If not, try deflating the tires to see if it would slide easier on the rubber.
re: Link of the Day …. I could feel the blockage in my aorta enlarging just by looking at the picture.
All that being said…This jerk (OFF) has to put gas in his ego-buggy. It’s OK to point and laugh as you drive by.
All hat – no cattle = All Hummer – no dick :limp:
The perfect revenge for this kind of situation involves a hose and my empty tank. 😈
Video of the day: WTF?! 😕
How is brain formed, is more like it. :wtf:
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That item from flicker was great…I actually printed out the note in multiple copies, whuch I WILL put on the windows of the other asshols who cant park.
Have a Great Day!
I once dated someone who drove a Hummer. And yes, he was compensating.
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I’d be willing to bet that your hummer was much better than his.
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Why thank you.
I like assholes like this. I hook up my tow strap and pull the asshole out and block the traffic lane. Then the true use of a cell phone call the cops and get it towed.
What an obnoxious SOB!! That’s like…here’s my Hummer, Destroy it, I`ll get another. Gas Guzzling Fargon Icehole needs someone to pour about 50lbs of sugar in his tank to show what a sweetheart he really is. What I could do with a bottle of sulphuric acid right about now! GRRRRRR!!
oooh babby…looks like there’s just enough room on each side for a krispy kreme donut! that would make one big o’bammalicious sammidge. :puke:
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Or better yet, take the whole tray of kk burgers and whip ’em at the truck, paying careful attention to the windshield and driver’s side. Stuffing them in through any windows that might be open a crack wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
In a similar vein, if you took the Zillagang and went for a walk in downtown Royal Oaks, what do you think we’d get arrested for first?
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I’d say either indecent exposure or lewd conduct. And who cares if we’re arrested? It’s not like none of us hate wearing handcuffs. 😈
The unmitigated audacity(probably does not know what that means) of this dork. I say get 3 other people (one on each side, and one in the front) to park as close as possible to it. When I had a crappy car I used to do it all the time. Who do they think they are, ah that is the point, they don’t think.
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And if it’s a jury of our peers, we’d never be convicted! We would still get the 40 lashes though, wouldn’t we? 🙄
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I have a…um…uhh…?…a Cooper Mini. Yeah, that’s it, a Mini! Yes!!
Oh–I forgot: :wang: :thong: :wang: :thong: :wang:
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They won’t arrest you for that here. Girls flash all the time. No one cares. You can walk around with your underwear stapled to your forehead and people will just sort of shrug and move on. We’ve seen it all.
That’s the fun in driving a rusted, dented beater. No matter where you park, most other drivers will give you a wide berth on either side as if your car has mange and their fancier car might catch it. Also it seems like it’s assumed you will take the doors of said beater and whack the sides of their ‘baby’…
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Is that your stickshift or are you just glad to see Mandy? 😛
We can probably assume then that the driver, like his car, is a overweight, toxic fume emitting oaf who once thought he was made for the military but now mostly just hangs out around malls with a yellow streak running down his middle.
I think the number plate says it all…
Kok Action 3!
I get to use this to my advantage. I pull my motorcycle up close next to them in the 1/2 space and I dobn’t worry because nobody fucks with a motorcycle.
Happy 4th everyone, or Boxer day, or may your Quanza be the shiznit.
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I wouldn’t waste the effort on all four tires. Two would have done the job, as no one carries two spares. But I love how you think!
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With a the gas tank of a Hummer containing on averate 23.0 gallons, when gas prices finally hit $5 a gallon (Labor Day weekend perhaps?), we’ll all know from whence to siphon! Does anyone besides me remember that crap from the 1970s, the era of gas tank locks, siphoning, and odd/even license plate fill up days?
I meant “average.” :limp:
PS: My fave “retaliatory aid” is always tuna juice. In this case, pour it into the gills/defroster vents by the windshield wipers.
Perhaps I’ve said too much…
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I liked to put a big catfish under the guy’s front seat, but yours is simpler! I dig it. 😎 😳 😈 👿
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I like your thinking, too. Plus, you get bonus points for style… 😀
Regarding the Krispy Kreme burgers see this:
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There wasn’t a single skinny person in that video. My guess is that if any skinny people came to town, they rolled them in bacon fat, deep fried ’em, and served ’em for breakfast.
I’ve even seen these asshole types park over 4 spots by pulling even farther forward when the 2 spots ahead are also empty. It kind of looks like that is the case here now that I look more closely. Even better is when they do it on an angle so you KNOW they are trying to use as much space as possible. Unfortunately, every time I have ever attempted some sort of action against assholes like this, I always get caught or a witness appears right before I do anything. Otherwise there would be a trail of keyed up cars with flat tires in my wake… 😈 🙁
Just because someone drives a gas guzzling hunk of crap like that does not mean they are voting for Mcain…I have seen several of these gas hogs with OBAMA HOPE stickers on them…what the Hell does that mean anyways….says a whole lot of nothing just like the candidate.
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It does when they have a McCain sticker on their window. Look again (left of the spare tire). 🙄
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Oddly enough, that both grossed me out and made me hungry. :wtf:
Run Flat Tires 😀
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See, I wouldn’t mind going all Big Lebowski and putting a severed toe somewhere discreet, and let the fetid aroma fill the car on a continual basis as the toe commences to breakdown and rot.
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Thanks for the compliment, and I’ve got quite a few friends and family members who know this about me, and they all know enough not to piss me off.
My second favorite retaliatory aid is the combination of fresh dog poop and crazy glue.
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry…
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Isn’t the Krispy Kreme donut burger aka the Luther Burger?
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That right there is what I call irony!