Meet the Democrats

1. April

   23 June, 2006, 12:14 am

   Reminds me of one of Dave Chappelle’s skits — don’t know if you’ve seen it. He plays a black milkman, and one of his customers is the Nigger family, who are all totally white bread.

2. Drusky

   23 June, 2006, 1:15 am

   Senator John Edwards still has fond memories of his strict white collar childhood… 😆

3. Drusky

   23 June, 2006, 1:19 am

   As to the site link….

   A ‘Sperm Pin’? Seems to me that Monica L. wore decorative sperm on her dress collar long before this pin came out… 😈

4. Meagan

   23 June, 2006, 1:56 am

   “We believe in love, not war, man. Seriously, we all gotta stop hating on each other, man, and just, ya know, love each other and the world will be, like, a better place. Groovy.”

5. daretobeunique

   23 June, 2006, 2:05 am

   The Addams Family for the P.C. generation. 😛

6. Penguin Pete

   23 June, 2006, 2:45 am

   “There will come a time when everybody who is lonely
   will be free to sing and dance and love…
   There will come a time when every evil that we know
   will be an evil that we can rise above…”
   Where’s the music-note smiley? How will people know I’m quoting song lyrics, so they can rack their brains to name that tune?

7. Lung the Younger

   23 June, 2006, 4:26 am

   ‘The Life of Christ’ – director Russ Meyer

8. Steppenwolf

   23 June, 2006, 5:03 am

   I was wondering whatever happened to Moon Zappa. Thanks Dave! 😀

9. Nikki

   23 June, 2006, 6:41 am

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   One of his best skits ever.

10. Bob

    23 June, 2006, 7:23 am

    Thanks Dave, I feel so much better now. Sorry about yesterday but the medication is starting to work so I will be much better now. I know its good sh## cause I got it from todays post. By the way I know there are good well meaning democrats in the world, hell I even voted for one once. But I was really drunk at the time.

11. Davezilla

    23 June, 2006, 7:32 am

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    Me too, but I was young and needed the money.

12. bhamm

    23 June, 2006, 7:49 am

    – Deleted Scene from ‘Moulin Rouge’

    – Merry Christmas from your Co-Workers!

    – ABC cancels it’s new sitcom “Those Wacky Hippies” after one episode due to confused viewers.

    – (Guy in Vest) “Okay, okay, we’ve convinced everyone we’ve started our own religion to get out of paying taxes. Can I take off these gay pants now? NASCAR starts in one hour!”

    – The last ever Cross-Over TV show: The Partridge Family Meet Swiss Family Robinson.

13. Craig

    23 June, 2006, 7:55 am

    That is the best picture ever!

14. mikeB

    23 June, 2006, 8:06 am

    Mr. T, shown with his new wife, Mistress Arianna Beaver-Thorn, High Priestess of the Cult of the Flaccid Unicorn Coven, and their gifted child psychic, Atomo Boy in their lavish Montana compound.

15. Colin

    23 June, 2006, 8:07 am

    Hilary’s looking good these days…

16. Spud

    23 June, 2006, 8:29 am

    TArzan meets Mortica Addama…

17. junkman

    23 June, 2006, 8:39 am

    “When we heard about the hippies, the barely more than boys and girls who decided to try something different… we laughed at them. We condemned them, our children, for seeking a different future. We hated them for their flowers, for their love, and for their unmistakable rejection of every hideous, mistaken compromise that we had made throughout our hollow, money-bitten, frightened, adult lives.”
    -the pink psychic kid put that into my brain using a little metal sperm

18. Lung the Younger

    23 June, 2006, 8:40 am

    Sad to see that Lenny Kravitz had himself photoshopped out of his own family portrait.

19. Merth

    23 June, 2006, 8:53 am

    I don’t buy that the guy is a complete democrat… sure he is standing NEXT to a tree… but, there is no evidence that he has actually hugged the tree and told it how special it is. 😈

20. Patrick

    23 June, 2006, 9:18 am

    Helly boy, ’em ain’t Demmycrats. ‘Em’s Moonies!

21. cravens

    23 June, 2006, 10:14 am

    ohhhh my eeeyyyyesss. Dude those pants clash with everything. Like the ceramic snarling tiger, nice touch. I bet that kid is really screwed up. Oh my poor eyes

22. Cynical Villain

    23 June, 2006, 10:50 am

    it looks like a comic book cover. haahahaha The DemCraps off to the rescue!

23. britt

    23 June, 2006, 11:29 am

    any one else notice all the offended ppl in the jewlry link? …. 😕

24. Rachel

    23 June, 2006, 11:47 am

    Charles Manson’s wife, son and their genie Mr. T. I bet she owns a enema bag pin. 😀

25. umm

    23 June, 2006, 12:27 pm

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    That’s not Hillary, it’s Ann Coulter!

26. joeho

    23 June, 2006, 1:05 pm

    better than whats’ (not who) is in the white house now!

27. Zeke

    23 June, 2006, 2:06 pm

    star wars: jungle edition.

28. Tonka

    23 June, 2006, 3:46 pm

    The bottom of the advertisement poster reads:
    KIDS, WHY SPENT BIG BUCKS AT THE CARNIVAL WHEN YOU
    CAN HIRE US: “THE DEMOCRATS” FOR YOUR NEXT
    BIRTHDAY PARTY. WE SING AND DANCE,TAME WILD ANIMALS,
    WALK A TIGHTROPE AND READ YOUR FORTUNE(for a $1 tax
    free contibution ea.) SO REMEMBER US “THE DEMOCRATS” FOR
    YOUR NEXT PARTY,WHERE OUR SLOGAN IS;
    “THE DEMOCRATS- WE BRING THE PARTY TO YOU!”

29. mikeme

    23 June, 2006, 4:31 pm

    The one with the stripes is the smart one 8)

30. Zinta

    23 June, 2006, 4:43 pm

    How the Hell did you get that picture of my family????

31. MrDoug

    23 June, 2006, 4:44 pm

    Sitar? Check
    Mandolin? Check
    Shag Carpet? Check
    Freaky Tapestry? Check
    Vest? Check
    Thigh Boots? Check
    Dot on Forehead? Check
    Lithium does for Little Jimmy? Check

    Yep does are them Democrats we keep hearing about

32. Chicky

    23 June, 2006, 5:41 pm

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    Holy Crap that’s funny!

    BTW does anyone know what that chick is holding in her lap????… it’s the only thing in the picture that’s blending into the back ground.
    What is it? :kiss:

33. Chicky

    23 June, 2006, 5:45 pm

    Hey, wait a minute…
    Are those real people or is that Madame Tussaud’s Wax museum of TERROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

34. mikeme

    23 June, 2006, 5:47 pm

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    I think she is holding a pet peave!

35. Da Popster

    24 June, 2006, 12:22 am

    Democrats ?? Hell, looks more like Republicans on acid. 😕

36. JFLY

    24 June, 2006, 2:26 am

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    My first thought exactly!

    We’re creepy and we’re kooky,
    Mysterious and spooky,
    We’re altogether ooky,
    The Addams Family!

    Didn’t know Lurch was replaced by Mr. T. though…

    And somebody better tell Mom to duck…

37. cbatdux

    24 June, 2006, 9:32 am

    Typical Ohio Democratic family – now I understand the election outcome……

38. Natalie

    24 June, 2006, 12:52 pm

    They look nice. We should have them over for dinner sometime.

39. Flash Gordon

    24 June, 2006, 3:01 pm

    Morticia is holding a voodoo doll of Jerry Falllwell in her lap, while
    the little no-neck monster is beginning to levitate.. Spooky. 😕 👿 :wtf: 😈

40. Meagan

    24 June, 2006, 5:00 pm

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    I believe she is holding a white rat that she uses in voodoo ceremonies. Or it could be a bunny?

41. Paige

    24 June, 2006, 8:33 pm

    Id like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Id like to buy the world a Coke and keep it company.lalalala 😀

42. Tina Marie

    25 June, 2006, 12:13 am

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    “Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance” by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention, on We’re Only In It For the Money

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