Little-known facts

1. Kirk

   10 April, 2005, 12:19 am

   6. Bunnies taste best with a little Rosemary rubbed into the skin before roasting.

   p.s. = The rock,paper,scissors thing was also the first gang signs…they still work today if you want to look cool while wearing your crushed velevet purple cargo pants.

2. Kenn

   10 April, 2005, 12:23 am

   Mmmmm… Toby… I’ll bet he has delicious cheesy goodness…

3. Vinnie

   10 April, 2005, 12:23 am

   I figure the link of the day was probably chosen for its funniness but I just wanted to make sure everyone knew it was just a hoax. Check it out at http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/savetoby.asp I just wanted to make sure that no one was duped outta any money.

4. Kenn

   10 April, 2005, 12:24 am

   That’s delicious cheesy goodness from the crushed Velveeta purple cargo pants.

5. Fran

   10 April, 2005, 12:24 am

   Are the mints to cover up the Pug’s baby breath?

   Wait! Isn’t that a flower? 😕

6. JFLY

   10 April, 2005, 12:52 am

   Good thing “Save Toby” is just a hoax – I was getting ready to skin his owner and sell his pelt on E-bay…I hear psycho-skin jackets are in this spring.

7. rust

   10 April, 2005, 1:53 am

   I hate to be stickler for detail sometimes, Dave, but I must correct your statement:
   Ronald McDonald was based on a old Scottish faery tale. In the story, Ruach McDougall, was a sabre-toothed ogre who grilled ferrets and served them between two pieces of mouldy bread.
   The green and orange layers would separate out into furry (or leafy side) and creamy, the latter being called a “special sauce”…

8. JFLY

   10 April, 2005, 2:01 am

   rust 😆

9. Spud

   10 April, 2005, 4:35 am

   Kirk forgot to add the garlic as well as the rosemary.

   Benjaman Franklin may have invented the sigh, but I perfected it.

   *sigh

   🙄

10. Fran

    10 April, 2005, 7:43 am

    I always thought the Popes had been chosen by a game of rock, papyrus, cutting implement but apparently before scissors were invented the game was called “Earwig, man, elephant.”

    click on my name for link to documentation and verification.

11. mikeB

    10 April, 2005, 10:00 am

    Pigs lay eggs.

12. Esther

    10 April, 2005, 2:28 pm

    Man, I’d heard he gained weight, but Toby McGuire’s lookin’ pretty rough these days.:???:

13. Hobbit

    10 April, 2005, 2:41 pm

    I’m pretty sure that Toby thing is a scam. I’ve seen it done with another rabbit.

14. Tish

    10 April, 2005, 4:20 pm

    Chihuahuas will poop in any bed they find. I know this for a fact, sadly. NOT MY BED, but a patient I used to treat.
    Did I mention that I hate CHIHUAHUAS??? Great blog. Come see mine for wanderless thoughts and general nonsense.

15. wantwit

    10 April, 2005, 6:32 pm

    Regarding “SaveToby.com” : My God, people are stupid. I can’t believe he’s going to acheive his goal.

16. wantwit

    10 April, 2005, 6:37 pm

    addendum: rabbit is a bit gamey but delicious!

17. JFLY

    10 April, 2005, 8:42 pm

    Esther 😆

18. Elmer Fudd

    10 April, 2005, 9:06 pm

    Cwazy Wabbit! Huh-huh-huh-huh!

19. JFLY

    10 April, 2005, 10:10 pm

    How anyone can eat the rotting carcus of an animal is beyond me.

    “Beef – It’s what’s rotting in your colon.”

    Mmmmmm….dead animal parts, yum! Just cover ’em with ketchup. 🙁

20. cliche

    11 April, 2005, 8:08 pm

    I’ll pay money for toby if the owner promises to save me a prime piece of him.

21. honey bunny

    12 April, 2005, 9:48 am

    savetoby.com is brilliant! why can’t i think of a way to make $50K?? i have to pay for my wedding soon and all i have saved is $1,000!

    damn it. i need to think of something fast. 💡

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