Jesus was a zombie

1. Dante

   25 May, 2005, 12:38 am

   Hmmm…I always thought Jesus was, according to Christian Theology, alive in the hearts and minds of today’s followers of Christ.

   Or could be in Zombie form hanging out at Red’s Java Hut in San Francisco, boasting to fisherman how many fish he and his crew caught once (dude, the fucking ship almost *sank* we had so many fuckin fish! Then I told them not to try to break the record, cuz they’re “Fishers of men”).

   Cue twilight zone theme…

2. Lung the Younger

   25 May, 2005, 3:51 am

   Wow. By the look of that picture it was Charles Manson who died for our sins.

   If the Force is a tool of Satan, then Hell must be full of Sci-Fi geeks. Which is pretty much as I imagine Hell actually.

3. Spud

   25 May, 2005, 4:00 am

   I thought Jesus was a bloke of the african-american persausion, not that there’s anything wrong with that.

   As for Sci-fi Hell, Jesus loves us all, so my mother tells me.

   🙂

4. Steve

   25 May, 2005, 7:43 am

   I love the bumper sticker on evolution.

   In the Satan link, did you notice that in the pic with Luke Skywalker, Jesus looks quite a bit like a young Kris Kristofferson? I don’t know about you, but all in all, I think that George Lucas has a more plausible story line.

   I wonder how many people will have to Google Kris’s name to try to figure out who he is. 🙄

5. mikeB

   25 May, 2005, 8:09 am

   Dude. Kris was in all the Blade movies. Everyone knows that gray-haired old coot.

   (Yeah I know he was a singer too) 😛

6. Nikki

   25 May, 2005, 8:32 am

   If the Force is a tool of Satan, build me a palace next to the eternal flames of damnation.

7. Kirk

   25 May, 2005, 8:53 am

   Jesus looks like most of my congregation after they have heard one of my sermons. It’s not that hypnotized look, or zombie look…that is the “I’m Awake” while sleeping look! 😛

8. cliche

   25 May, 2005, 10:29 am

   obviously photoshopped… not that it matters.

9. rust

   25 May, 2005, 12:49 pm

   Now I’m confused. Zombies? Christ? Kris Kristoferferferfferson? Outlaws? Inlaws? Java the Hutt?
   Next thing you’ll be saying is that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker’s father…

10. Fran

    25 May, 2005, 1:28 pm

    😀 @ rust. I’ve got some shocking news for you…

11. Esther

    25 May, 2005, 3:12 pm

    Cliche, not ps’d; it was taken in Freak Central, otherwise known as Royal Oak, MI. See
    here, and check out the tags.

    Dave, hope you don’t mind me pipin’ in for ya.:kiss:

12. Davezilla

    25 May, 2005, 3:53 pm

    There’s some unsharp mask for clarity Cliché, but the images are all affixed to the right side of the parking structure on Center Street in Royal Oak, facing the Post Office. Go see for yourself.

13. wantwit

    25 May, 2005, 6:26 pm

    hey dave you have got to spoof Accuweather (see link below).

    http://wwwa.accuweather.com/news-worstweather.asp?partner=apple&myadc=0&traveler=1

14. JFLY

    26 May, 2005, 7:05 pm

    Relieved I’m a Buddhist….unless the Buddha was a zombie and I’ve been brain-washed once again into a cult. Damn it!!!

15. Ethanael

    26 May, 2005, 11:44 pm

    Just because he rose from the dead doesn’t make him a zombie.

16. M&M

    27 May, 2005, 11:09 am

    Personally, I’m intriqued by R2D2’s three-pronger…… :evil::wang:

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