I’M STILL LOOKING FOR THAT BLUE TARP!

Amazingly, the following is not from the Sultan of Cleveland:

PLEASE!!! SOMEBODY GET RID OF MY NEIGBORS!!!!! THEY ARE AGGRAVATING, ANNOYING, DISRESPECTFUL, AND ON JULY 12 THRETENED TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME! WHAT A NEIGHBOR? HER SON GETS ALL SCARED WHEN HE SEES ME COMING OUT OF THE FOREST. SO HE RUNS BACK HOME. I RIDE PAST HIS HOUSE AND SAY “WHAT? YOU GOT SCARED?” HE MUMBLES SOMTHING AND GOES INSIDE TO TELL HIS MOM. I PUT MY BIKE IN THE DRIVEWAY AND HIS MOM DRIVES BYE AND STARTS SCREAMING AT, CUSS WORDS FLYIN. SHE SAID” OH, I KNOW YOU AIN’T TALKIN TO MY CHILD LIKE SHIT YOU TALK TO MY CHILD LIKE SHIT AGIAN, I’LL COME OVER THERE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA YOU.” WHAT A TOTAL… THEN THEY STEAL AND LIE TO ME IN FRONT OF THERE CHILDREN. THEY KNOW THIS BECAUSE THERE THE ONES WHO STOLE MY DALE EARNHART CHAIR!!!! THE SAME DAY I LOSE MY CHAIR THEY GET ONE EXACTLY LIKE IT. NO WONDER THEY HAVE NO FRIENDS AND THERE HUSBANDS ARE ALMOST NEVER HOME. THATS NOT IT. THEY ALSO DESTROYED MY LOG CABIN. I HAVE BEFOR PICS. I’M STILL LOOKING FOR THAT BLUE TARP!

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22 Comments

  1. Mandy

    alabama. why am i not surprised? :dead:

  2. Mandy

    btw, the mean kitty song is awesome and the singer is hawt!!

  3. StevieC

    White men can’t rap.

  4. Spud

    Ah, that gets a big bright WTF from moi… :wtf:

  5. ‘Ignore them and they’ll go away’ does not work ❗

    Please mention your unmentionable fetish… :kiss:

  6. Yucca

    [Comment ID #200215 will be quoted here]

    No effin kiddin’

  7. Bjorn Freeh

    Abe Vigoda was dead long before he played Fish on Barney Miller. How could he be alive now?

  8. Lake Effect

    Jonnithon’s MysPace paige, along with our flavorite beauty gal from The South Carolnia are trulee magestick monumints to the the edgication thingy that we; as all U.S. Americins have all did it. And also OK I:m backing off form Kendra, but Im wondering why shes always puttting on her bookkovers the name with gross little harts Dave Z??? Maybee…? … his Rims are Bigger??????????? Haah!!!!!!

  9. I’m surprised his neighbor didn’t tell him to eat her cornhole. It would have sounded like “AND EF U DON’T LIKE IT, U CN EET MI CORNHOLE!!! ETT IT!!!”

  10. I do believe the clown two posts down stole it.

  11. I’ve got to remember not to click on Caption time #194. It doesn’t say CLOWN POST: STAY AWAY so when I open it I freak out… :wtf: ❗ ❓
    Anyway, Happy Birthday TimM!! 😛

  12. Pookazilla

    I was going to comment until I saw Astryd’s new pic. Now for some reason my mind left the building. :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

  13. patrick

    Abe Vigoda- Dead, Deader, or Deadest.
    Kitty song- cute but tooooo looooong!
    Re: Jason and the Blue Tarp- It’s a wonder that illiterate bastard can walk upright and breathe! Coming out of the forest, is he fucking Sasquatch?
    Astyd’s new pic- Here kitty, here kitty kitty. Let me pet the pretty kitty kitty. :wang: :wang: 👿

  14. Lake Effect

    Pics in posts 11 & 12 look sorta like a panorama, or a Photoshop 0.0 of . . . :wang: oops gotta go…

    [got a cigarette?]

  15. Spud

    Just for the record I’d like to say I find Astryd’s new avatar very welcome.

  16. I check again today, Abe Vigoda is still alive!

  17. Flash Gordon

    Ed Asner was Mandy’s favorite hawt tv star. Is he
    still alive or has he assumed room temperature?
    :kiss: :wang: 👿 😈

  18. Mandy

    [Comment ID #200216 will be quoted here]

    dave should do a post on unmentionable fetishes! :kiss:

  19. Spud

    He can’t, they’re unmentionable…

  20. Oops. I should mention that I have a fetish for blue tarps. 😈

  21. TimM

    Astryd, Thank you for saying Happy Birthday, and for mentioning it in another thread.

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