If the Joe Louis fist were a hand puppet…

1. slave2oshun

   24 May, 2006, 12:08 am

   Are you freakin kiddin me? Laughing yoga..
   I just cant even think of anything to say… :wtf:

2. umm

   24 May, 2006, 2:33 am

   Hello, I’m the local sculpture. I’d first like to say that this is as close as you’ll get to seeing full-frontal nudity in artwork here in North America. Since this isn’t Europe, you won’t bee seeing plump, overstocked, bare-breasted women spouting water from their nipples into a cool refreshing reservoir, or historic scenes of battles or people on horses or cherubs or gargoyles anything like that. No, just the fist. In your face. Come closer…

3. Master Solace

   24 May, 2006, 2:34 am

   “What are you lookin’ at…you want punched in da face!”

4. paul

   24 May, 2006, 2:35 am

   proof is in the video, when you mix eastern and western cultures you get vaudville…:P

   little secret, i’m using mental telepathy to move just one of those fingers. (can you guess whick one?)

5. Anna

   24 May, 2006, 3:20 am

   “Okay …. bend over ….”

6. Lung the Younger

   24 May, 2006, 3:23 am

   “Boy, it’s sure gonna piss of Justice Moore when they replace the Ten Commandments with me!”

7. Ace

   24 May, 2006, 4:03 am

   “Hey, uh, did you happen to see a giant penis around? Uh, we were supposed to, uh,… have lunch together, yeah. No? Ok, cool. Just checking. See ya.” Whistles inconspicuously.

   link: I almost peed from both laughter and horror! The silent laugh is my favorite.

8. marcus_learn

   24 May, 2006, 5:22 am

   “I’ll punch you in the head and you die. You hear me. You’re going to Hell and you’re gonna die.”

   Snails.. ummm yum. :wtf:

9. Lung the Younger

   24 May, 2006, 7:06 am

   (To a passing driver…)

   “Yo sucka! I wuz inside yo mamma last night.”

10. Pooh-san

    24 May, 2006, 7:06 am

    “I already told you once, woman. This is how I tell you twice!”

11. Mandy

    24 May, 2006, 7:16 am

    Hey lady….. Lady! Come back here. I’m tawkin’ ta youse.

12. bhamm

    24 May, 2006, 7:56 am

    – “In brightest day, in blackest night
    No evil shall escape my sight
    Let those who worship evil’s might
    Beware my power, Green Lantern’s light!”
    – “So, you chose the right hand. Are you sure?”
    – “‘s alright? ‘s alright. ‘s alright? ‘s alright!”

13. Paige

    24 May, 2006, 9:58 am

    My wee-wee is thiiiissss long. :wang:

14. Anne

    24 May, 2006, 10:20 am

    “Hold out your hands, I have a sur-prise for yoooou!!”

    *drops fistful of toads*

    *laughs maniacally at aftermath of hijinx*

15. Francesca

    24 May, 2006, 10:29 am

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    Awesome!
    If I overheard my neighbor doing the laughing Yoga thing I would assume the giant fist had come to visit and it was party time! :wang:

16. Patrick

    24 May, 2006, 10:30 am

    bhamm you’re showing your age. Green Lantern is Ooooold School. And one of my favorites.
    That fist is on cables. I think it’s half of the Monte Python Experience. Watch out for the big foot!

17. Bjorn Freeh

    24 May, 2006, 10:54 am

    This prostate exam will only take a moment… :wtf:

18. tenderflower

    24 May, 2006, 11:41 am

    The Yogi looks like he’s trying out for a part in A Chorus Line.

19. Bjorn Freeh

    24 May, 2006, 12:29 pm

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    Actually, there is a statue of a bare-breasted woman about 2 blocks from the fist. And, across the street from that, is the loin-clothed Spirt of Detroit. Someone once painted giant footprints on the pavement between the Spirit and the naked-lady statue. City officials didn’t value the humor in that.

    Statuesque Detroit: http://tinyurl.com/el2xh

20. bhamm

    24 May, 2006, 12:34 pm

    Patrick –
    What can I say? Hal Jordan was an influence on my life. ‘Til he.. ya know… went insane and stuff.

    Just so I don’t date myself too bad, I’m only 25.

21. Craig

    24 May, 2006, 2:03 pm

    “I hate the Red Wings.”

22. verybigjen

    24 May, 2006, 3:02 pm

    “Saw’right!”

23. Esther

    24 May, 2006, 3:24 pm

    “I crusha your head!”

24. MrDoug

    24 May, 2006, 4:17 pm

    First the hand puppet would have to put on some pink lip stick, and then say…Im happy Im relaxed…exhale…

25. mikeme

    24 May, 2006, 4:27 pm

    At 1 o’clock, the middle finger extends. :wang:

26. Steppenwolf

    24 May, 2006, 4:38 pm

    (Sung to the tune of Hokey Pokey):

    You put your right jab in,
    You put your right hook out,
    You put your right jab in,
    And his head shakes all about,

    You slam the German Vermin
    and he turns himself around
    That’s what it’s all about.

27. Tina Marie

    24 May, 2006, 5:41 pm

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    OMG, that was awesome!

    As for the laughing yogi, whatever he’s on…I want some.

28. Spud

    24 May, 2006, 6:16 pm

    As local Bostonians wheeled their latest peacemaker towards town hall, their hearty chant could be heard for 6 blocks…

    “…Grond! … Grond! … Grond…!”

    :geek:

29. Jane

    24 May, 2006, 6:38 pm

    Height Hitler! :troll:

30. Master Solace

    24 May, 2006, 7:25 pm

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    I need the clean the Big Red up again…this is too funny

31. cbatdux

    24 May, 2006, 8:00 pm

    Speak to the fist….

32. Meagan

    24 May, 2006, 8:01 pm

    “Talk to the fist, bitch!”

33. The real Paul

    24 May, 2006, 8:35 pm

    It was strange to see that I have commented here already. Obviously someone has taken over my name and avatar. So the fist definitely goes to them. And as for the laughing yogi, that could be me. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 😛

34. dougieace

    24 May, 2006, 8:50 pm

    “power to the people” 😆

35. Drusky

    24 May, 2006, 9:15 pm

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    LMAO…
    The Giant Penis is the second half of the decorative fountain that’s being built in front of the ‘Lusty Lady’ porno house…I hear that the giant fist/penis fountain is supposed to be quite a large erection and the big climax to the Lusty Lady’s construction… 😆

36. Driver

    24 May, 2006, 10:29 pm

    Pick a hand come on pick a hand .

    I think the Yogi needs a padded cell and a pic a nic basket .

37. cronewynd

    24 May, 2006, 10:58 pm

    OMG that is too funny! What is that song he’s singing????

38. Night Queen

    24 May, 2006, 11:53 pm

    Talk to the hand! Come on, talk to me! 😡

39. mikeB

    25 May, 2006, 1:09 pm

    This makes me think of that Dickies’ song, If Stuart could talk 😈

40. Meagan

    25 May, 2006, 7:36 pm

    (spoken in Cartman’s voice) “I am Jenifer Lopez! Me like tacos!”

41. Penguin Pete

    26 May, 2006, 2:25 pm

    “Somebody hand me a hammer and sickle. And directions to Lenin Square.”

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