I see one! I see one!

1. TheFaramir

   15 September, 2004, 12:14 am

   FLAYDAR: The ability to spot people into S&M

2. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   15 September, 2004, 12:22 am

   CHE-DAR: the ability to spot Che Guevara :wtf:

   TRES-DAR: similar to gaydar, the ability to spot those who overuse French words in English conversation :limp:

   D-DAYDAR: the ability to spot WWII veterans :geek:

   “WHATDIDYOUSAY?”DAR: the ability to spot people who really need hearing aids 🙄

   YESTERDAYDAR: the ability to spot celebrity has-beens 😛

   GOAWAYDAR: the ability to spot goth kids :dead:

   ROLLINTHEHAYDAR: see “laydar” :wang: :boobs::boobs:

   BIRTHDAYDAR: the ability to remember everybody’s birthday (something I can never seem to do) 😀

   SHANAENAEDAR: the ability to spot Martin Lawrence :kiss:

3. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

   15 September, 2004, 12:27 am

   BOBBYFLAYDAR: the ability to spot Bobby Flay!

   🙄

4. TheFaramir

   15 September, 2004, 12:30 am

   FRITO-LAYDAR: The ability to seek out salty snacks.

5. TheFaramir

   15 September, 2004, 12:31 am

   Stacy always has to outdo me. 🙁

   You are mightier than I, Stacy.

6. Bobby Peru

   15 September, 2004, 12:35 am

   FEYDAR: The ability to see the Little People

7. facette

   15 September, 2004, 12:36 am

   Oy-vaydar : The ability to predict a moment of extreme lameness . 🙄

   “Heyheyheydar” : The ability to sence when Ross from Good Times is about to appear on the show . :wtf:

   …’bout the vending machines : That’s SOOO wrong, it’s almost not funny… almost .

8. Bobby Peru

   15 September, 2004, 12:40 am

   Used schoolgirl panties in a vending machine? PLAYDAR in full effect there. :wtf:

9. Bobby Peru

   15 September, 2004, 12:41 am

   Curds and WHEYDAR? I got nothin’ 🙁

10. TheFaramir

    15 September, 2004, 12:44 am

    Ah, Bobby gave me an idea.

    WEIGHDAR: What those “Guess Your Weight” guys at the carnival have.

11. TheFaramir

    15 September, 2004, 12:53 am

    I’m up way too late. Let’s hope that in the morning I’ll be able to use my CAFÉDAR to find some strong coffee.

12. TheFaramir

    15 September, 2004, 12:54 am

    –stupid Windows character codes.

    Fine. “CAFEDAR.”

13. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 1:03 am

    MAKEMYDAYDAR: the ability to spot Clint Eastwood

    And actually, I’d say “OyVeyDar” would be the ability to spot Jewish people (like me, and I say that all the time)!

14. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 1:10 am

    EBAYDAR: the ability to spot somebody with an addiction to eBay, or somebody that got all their weird shit off eBay (same thing?) :geek:

    SERGEIDAR: the ability to spot hot Russian hockey players :kiss:

    BIDETDAR: the ability to walk into a house and just know you’ll leave a lot more refreshed 🙂

15. TheFaramir

    15 September, 2004, 1:24 am

    Either Dave fixed the character in that post of mine or my computer is stupid.

    Thanks, Dave. Bite me, Bill Gates.

    [Ed — I did not fix it. My site should auto convert special characters. I love Unicode]

16. facette

    15 September, 2004, 1:35 am

    Ahhh… “OyVeyDar”, thankyou .:oops:

    AntonLaVeyDar : The ability to spot satan-whoreshipers .:evil:

    Out’taMyWayDar… a sense, that if impaired enough through alcohol-consumption, and a series of small rooms, can lead to a series of stubbed toes, and bumped noses . Ouch, damnit !

17. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 1:39 am

    ONMYWAYDAR: the ability to spot Shania Twain

    CLAYDAR: the ability to spot Clay Aiken (see “gaydar”)

    EHDAR: the ability to spot Canadians

18. Bert

    15 September, 2004, 1:42 am

    SPAYDAR: The ability to spot sterilized pets.

19. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 1:44 am

    FAEDAR: the ability to spot Tori Amos freaks 😛

    MAYSAN HAYDAR: some girl I used to know from Flint, Michigan 😀 (I wonder what ever happened to her, she was cool …)

    RALPH NADER: thorn in the side of the Democratic party

20. facette

    15 September, 2004, 1:58 am

    BlownAwayDar : Radar-sense exhibited prior to assasanation, or before some overwhelming tid-bit of knowledge, OR… :wang:

21. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 2:35 am

    HOORAYDAR: the ability to spot people celebrating 😆

    TOM DELAYDAR: the ability to spot Tom Delay

    IF-I-MAY-DAR: the abiliity to spot people with manners 😐

    JJDAR: the ability to be DYNOMYYYTE!! 😎

    OKAYDAR: the ability to put up with being Dar Williams’ personal assistant :geek:

    LUUUUUUCAAAAAAYYYYDAR: the ability to spot fans of Lucille Ball (or, sexy musical Cubans)

    MONAYMONAYDAR: the ability to spot Billy Idol fans

    NOTTODAYDAR: applies to procrastinators (like me, because I keep thinking of these while studying)

    BOOBIEDAR: :boobs::boobs:

22. Steppenwolf

    15 September, 2004, 2:52 am

    Bind-Dar…the ability to spot people into bondage.

23. wantwit

    15 September, 2004, 3:08 am

    GREENDAR – the ability to spot green party members through their typically irregular facial hair, dark thick-rimmed glasses, and white sweaters.

24. Steppenwolf

    15 September, 2004, 3:09 am

    RAYDAR…the ability to spot someone Japanese who could possibly sleep with.

25. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 3:11 am

    (addendum to “GREENDAR:” see “RALPH NADER”)

    Okay, that’s enough from me. I’m hitting the hay-dar. :kiss:

26. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 6:18 am

    PAYDAR~~The ablility to spot those that just got paid because they are splurging on things they don’t need.

27. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 6:39 am

    Its all very well and good just adding the word “DAR” onto words, but it’s a bit simplistic really isn’t it?

    “DUBYADAR” = The ability to spot oil at 50 paces and politically justify seizure of said resource under the guise of “freedom”.

    “BINLADENDAR” = Nobody possesses this, apart from Bin Laden himself, that’s why we can’t find him!

    “BLAIRDAR” = The uncanny ability to spot publicity and photo opportunities instantly.

    “WMD-DAR” = Apparently both Bush and Blair possess this, but for some reason its broken at the moment. “I have seen the tape and it’s very compelling”, they both said yesterday in unison to the U.N.

    Enough of that for today, but I would like to talk about the machine that vends school girls knickers.

    Surely it’s easier to steal them from the changing rooms at the local school whilst rigging up a secret camera in the shower? Then you could watch the girls in action whilst fondling a pair of freshly soiled ones. Pick the girl you like best and then abduct her on the way home to add to your sexual torture dungeon.

    Well if you’re the sort of person that would want a pair from a machine, you might as bloody well,

    YOU SICK PERVERTED FREAK! 😡

28. Nikki

    15 September, 2004, 6:50 am

    I have Toupédar.

29. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 6:57 am

    In fact I pity the poor “schoolgirl” thats gets screamed at by her mother for leaving her dirty knickers in her fathers pockets all the time.

    Sorry but the whole thing just makes me sooo mad! Even I can’t make a wholesome joke of it.

    Why Dave? Why do you show us these things?

    🙁

30. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 7:17 am

    Knickers?? ReV are you in/from the UK?? I was there a few weeks ago~~WONDERFUL PLACE!!

31. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 7:20 am

    G’DAYDAR~~The ability to spot someone from Australia.

32. Davezilla

    15 September, 2004, 7:30 am

    Its all very well and good just adding the word “DAR” onto words, but it’s a bit simplistic really isn’t it?
    Aw, ReV’s just jealous cause we beat him to all the good ones. 😈

33. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 7:34 am

    Not so Dave..

    I was actually thinking of an old chinese proverb that goes “Who is the bigger fool? The fool himself? Or the fool that follows him?”

    I was trying to be both.

    😕

34. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 7:36 am

    P.S No comments are better or worse than others.

    All have a place in the magical world of Davezilla…..

    Im fooling no one am I?

    Okay the earlier ones are better.

    😆

35. facette

    15 September, 2004, 7:45 am

    I have a different kind of “DUBYDAR” heh heh

36. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 7:47 am

    ENDAR = A retirement planet for Ewoks?

    😛

37. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 7:50 am

    DAADAR = An ability to spot ones own father whilst seeing double, after a very heavy drinking session.

    Commonly found in Irish males.

38. Davezilla

    15 September, 2004, 7:52 am

    Now, that’s the ReV we know. Don’t you feel better being the fool? 😛

39. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 7:58 am

    I DO-DAR indeed me ol’ fruit.

    😆

40. Moxie

    15 September, 2004, 8:30 am

    Fraydar…..
    The ability to spot Derek Powazek.

41. Nikki

    15 September, 2004, 8:38 am

    Rev gets ten points for the Star Wars reference. 🙂

42. Spud

    15 September, 2004, 8:41 am

    Greendar
    The ability to spot Greenday
    :wtf:

43. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 8:54 am

    DARTHVAYDAR~~The the ability to spot grown men that are a LITTLE too into Darth Vader.

44. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 9:00 am

    Dave~~
    Maybe you can subit all the new words to urbandictionary.com

45. name

    15 September, 2004, 9:11 am

    “DARTHVAYDAR~~The the ability to spot grown men that are a LITTLE too into Darth Vader. ”
    Isn’t that what Dave already posted? “VADAR: The ability to spot a Star Wars geek”

46. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 9:15 am

    Darthvaydars ONLY like Darth Vader, but Vadars like them ALL!

47. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 9:33 am

    SKODAR = A cheap imported “Eastern Block” car.

    LAADAR = A cheaper imported “Eastern Block” car.

    CALENDAR = The ability to schedule appointments months in advance.

    :wtf:

48. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 9:35 am

    FAYERAYDAR~~The ability to list all the movies Faye Ray starred in.

49. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 9:36 am

    Saying that,

    I actually know a guy who got put in the “Big House” for stealing calendars.

    He got 12 months!

    😀

50. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 9:57 am

    BLENDAR = Tha ability to turn solid food into CHUNDAR. :limp:

    NUDAR! = C’mon Mandy it’s only a matter of time.:wang:

51. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 9:58 am

    Actually I like Staceys best so far.

    Her comments are amusing too!

    :boobs::boobs: 😳

52. Laurence Simon

    15 September, 2004, 10:32 am

    BELDAR: The ability to spot Dan Aykroyd from a long way away.

53. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    15 September, 2004, 10:33 am

    AL-QAEDAR = The proprietor of “AL’S MOTOMART*”.

    NOTE: *He’s also sueing the U.S government for harrassment and loss of revenue.

54. Esther

    15 September, 2004, 12:27 pm

    HOLY-SHITDAR –

    Coming to Dave’s site to post a comment, and seeing that there are 53 witty posts ahead of you. 😐

    Think I’ll eat some delicious home-made brownies now.

55. Cheap Date

    15 September, 2004, 1:22 pm

    FAR AND AWAYDAR – The ability to spot a bad Tom Cruise flick 😛

    TAMMY FAYEDAR – Tha ability to spot someone wearing too much make-up. 🙄

56. Cheap Date

    15 September, 2004, 1:24 pm

    OBEYDAR – The ability to spot a submissive man! 😆

57. Margaret

    15 September, 2004, 3:09 pm

    WHICHWAYDAR~~the ability to spot the male driver on vacation that will not stop and ask for directions when lost.

58. Steppenwolf

    15 September, 2004, 6:10 pm

    Where am I won-dar…after eating some of Esther’s delicious home-made (and laced) brownies. 😕

59. Esther

    15 September, 2004, 6:57 pm

    They are quite delicious, Steppenwolf. Although, if they’re laced w/anything, I don’t think I should be at work.:grin:

60. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 10:40 pm

    I’M-GONNA-DIE!-DAR: how you feel when you got pneumonia and you ain’t gettin’ any better. :dead:

    (Sick Kitty) 😕

61. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 10:44 pm

    DO-DAR! DO-DAR! it’s what you sing when you go to Kalamazoo’s Do-Dah Parade! 😆

62. Steppenwolf

    15 September, 2004, 10:58 pm

    ‘When there’s too much to do
    Don’t let it bother you,
    forget your troubles,
    Try to be just like a cheerful chick-a-dee.’

    I think uncle Walt and his buzzed friends were making their own brownies Esther..occasionally joined by his ‘buds’ Frank Baum and Lewis Carroll. Doesn’t matter though…very entertaining reading. Be Blunt! 🙂

63. Natalie

    15 September, 2004, 11:13 pm

    Snot-dar – the ability to know when you’re going to cough up something…lumpy. 🙁

64. Natalie

    15 September, 2004, 11:14 pm

    You know, the sad little green guy is disgustingly appropriate for that comment.

65. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    15 September, 2004, 11:17 pm

    Thank you, Natalie, for going there for me. I was going to mentiong “phlegmdar,” but …

66. Natalie

    15 September, 2004, 11:27 pm

    *cough* 🙁

67. Davezilla

    15 September, 2004, 11:30 pm

    I’ve heard of coughing up a lung, but never the Green Man. :wtf:

68. wantwit

    16 September, 2004, 1:49 am

    banz0rdar – see “mollerdar”

69. name

    22 September, 2004, 9:45 pm

    How about RADAR? Oh wait… 😳

70. Bobby Peru

    27 September, 2004, 7:12 am

    I got nothin’ 😕

71. Dave too

    27 September, 2004, 9:16 pm

    DarDar – The ability to spot someone spotting someone.

72. Choison

    29 September, 2004, 1:01 pm

    JAR-DAR: The ability to recognize that Jar Jar Binks is the worst star wars character ever.

73. Coldur

    29 September, 2004, 4:00 pm

    saydar- People who wont shtu the fuck up

74. Coldur

    29 September, 2004, 4:01 pm

    *shut

75. Alyssa

    17 October, 2004, 1:08 am

    WEINDAR The ability to spot a nice hard weiner in a boy’s pants. :wang::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:

76. Anonymous

    08 November, 2004, 11:59 am

    :mrgreen::twisted::boobs:

77. the_cagey_one

    24 November, 2004, 1:10 pm

    ArtVanDalaydar – used to spot phony architects.

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