I am ready now, for the sex.

1. Penguin Pete

   10 June, 2006, 3:55 am

   “Wait, let me check…yep, you’re female!”

2. Spud

   10 June, 2006, 8:37 am

   Oh baby, do it to me one more time…

   :geek:

3. Spud

   10 June, 2006, 8:41 am

   By the way Dave, that caption fits perfectly.

   🙂

4. Patrick

   10 June, 2006, 8:44 am

   I am Helga, your baby sitter for the evening. I am here to teach you things, many things. You see my inordinately large thighs. You like them don’t you? You think you like them now, you will love them later. Do not pay attention to my boyfriend. He is merely trying to regain favor with me. He will not do so quite so easily.

5. Craig

   10 June, 2006, 9:03 am

   “Could you put your underwear back on, please?”

6. Driver

   10 June, 2006, 9:04 am

   I have knocked you to ground because I have heard sitting on face is good sex thing , put hand down and stop screaming I sit now . ❓

7. mikeB

   10 June, 2006, 10:00 am

   I am ready for the sex, yes. We will have the sex muchly. Please to ignore that. I have just birthed out a full grown American. I have many of these at home in Latvia. We use them for fenceposts and to prop up things. HOHOHOHO

   Now please to remove your pants. :wang:

8. evilmister

   10 June, 2006, 11:33 am

   please to not be the frightened. i am to be doing the sex to you, yah? it is to be the boomshakala big time party, yah, and if you are also being the bi-curious, my brother Hanz can be giving you the sausagefest.

9. Amanda B.

   10 June, 2006, 1:12 pm

   The link was kinda cute ’till I got to the porn shot- :puke:

10. Nikki

    10 June, 2006, 2:38 pm

    Charlie’s looking for the chocolate factory?

11. Mom

    10 June, 2006, 2:45 pm

    I don’t know what’s more disturbing. The creature in the kilt or the hideous shade of green on the walls. 🙁

12. mikeme

    10 June, 2006, 5:17 pm

    Bertha Butts is alive!!!! :limp: :limp: :limp:

13. Flash Gordon

    10 June, 2006, 6:02 pm

    I do believe that is Hilda Gittslade, my old 6th grade teacher. Those were
    the days. Boy, could she get your attention! 😕 :wang: :wang:

14. Paige

    10 June, 2006, 6:07 pm

    The newest Spice Girl- SkankySpice. :limp:

15. Duc Gal

    10 June, 2006, 7:14 pm

    RE: the shirt. Gawd! Save the queen!!!

16. djemm

    10 June, 2006, 8:16 pm

    Man I like me some big girl but next time lets skip the foreplay. My back my back!!

17. JFLY

    10 June, 2006, 11:54 pm

    Sit on my face and tell me that you love me,
    I’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too!
    I love to hear you oralise
    When I’m between your thighs…
    You blow me away!
    Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you,
    I’ll sit on your face and then I’ll love you truly!
    Life can be fine if we both 69
    If we sit on our faces
    In all sorts of places
    And play till we’re blown away!

    …..Monty Python 😛

18. Driver

    11 June, 2006, 12:06 am

    JFLY

    Long live the Circus , nudge nudge wink wink no what I mean ay 😀

19. JFLY

    11 June, 2006, 12:15 am

    [Comment ID #62198 will be quoted here]

    Say no more…

20. Francesca

    11 June, 2006, 12:49 am

    yeah…… good luck with that…. ❓

21. Spud

    11 June, 2006, 1:27 am

    I really must wear my glasses in future when looking at these pictures, I didn’t see the dude lying on the ground yesterday.

    Thanks for pointing that out everyone – 😛

22. Zinta

    11 June, 2006, 7:33 am

    Actually the person on the floor… looks like another chick.

23. Randy

    11 June, 2006, 3:01 pm

    As a drug enforcement officer trainee, Joe was told he would be expected to look for crack; he decided that he would get a head start by beginning at home.

24. Da Popster

    11 June, 2006, 3:42 pm

    I’m scared, will someone please hold me !!! :dead:

25. Drusky

    11 June, 2006, 7:44 pm

    Yes, Strong legs make for good head squeeze. Watch brain of young fool pop from skull like zit…

26. Zinta

    12 June, 2006, 12:50 pm

    Dateline Sweden: Large Nordic woman gives birth to fully clothed adult while standing in a doorway.
    OR
    Welcome to the gates of hell. I am the gatekeeper Helga. As you see people are crawling to get out.

27. Naughty Lips

    12 June, 2006, 5:28 pm

    Okay no panties on but did you have to drip on my face?

28. Meagan

    12 June, 2006, 8:51 pm

    “Me so horny! Me love you long time!”

29. brianne

    13 June, 2006, 7:03 pm

    Had to get some air……… ur feet smell like ur ass………but im a horny bitch so lets fuck again

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