How to win an argument with a dog

1. Anna

   05 October, 2004, 7:09 am

   Hell no, I use the same 2by4!!

2. Mandy

   05 October, 2004, 7:12 am

   Make it argue with the cat.

3. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   05 October, 2004, 7:37 am

   Dropping two ping pong balls onto the kitchen floor and holding a vets business card, is most effective.

   Can dogs wince?

   👿

4. wantwit

   05 October, 2004, 7:58 am

   just rub its belly and make it forget what the argument was about.:idea:

5. rust

   05 October, 2004, 9:51 am

   Argue with a dog? But why???? wh-h-h-h-hy?? This old doggie doesn’t want to ARGUE!! Does he? Does this doggie want to argue? Well do you want to argue?
   “WOOF!”
   That’s right… now tell me…doggie-doggie, oh what a nice doggie — tell me about heisenberg… that’s a good boy. Tell me about heisenberg! Come on! you can do it!
   “Whiiiine! WOOF!”
   That’s a GOOD dog. Now roll over and tell me about Schrödinger’s Cat!
   “RRrrrr….. grrrrrrr….”
   Tell me about that cat!
   “RRRRGGGGrrrrr1!!!!”
   That’s a good boy, here’s your bicky.

   “Woof!”

6. Uncle Hippified

   05 October, 2004, 10:49 am

   Get him drunk, take him out for hookers and soft pretzels, then sell him to the chef of a korean cargo ship.

7. Raina

   05 October, 2004, 10:50 am

   Unfortunately a dog’s bark usually allows him the last word.

8. smizzy

   05 October, 2004, 12:07 pm

   The difference between Cat and Dog:

   When you love your dog, feed it, and pay attention to it, they think “My master must be God”

   When you love your cat, feed it, and pay attention to it, they think “I must be God”

   😎

9. wookiee

   05 October, 2004, 2:55 pm

   I can get the utmost respect and attention from my dog by uttering one of two words: “Treat” or “Ride”.

10. Natalie

    05 October, 2004, 3:18 pm

    Just tell the dog to “stay”, and walk away. 😈

11. Nikki

    05 October, 2004, 4:52 pm

    Same as you do with a man: put a muzzle on him and tie him up outside.

12. Anonymous

    05 October, 2004, 5:32 pm

    Dogs don’t argue.

    frisko

13. Margaret

    05 October, 2004, 6:02 pm

    Jiggle the door keys, and put them away while he’s at the door waiting patiently to go out and play.

14. Joel

    05 October, 2004, 6:10 pm

    What do you do with a dog with no legs?

    Take him out for a drag. :dead:

15. wantwit

    05 October, 2004, 11:03 pm

    man, i’m sorry but NOTHING is more lame than dog-cat jokes.

16. Mandy

    05 October, 2004, 11:41 pm

    Then why did you leave one earlier? 🙄

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