How to win an argument with a cat

P.S NOW SHUT YOUR FACE AND EAT YOUR CAT FOOD!

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Putting the cat into the bag sounds easy, especially after persuading arguments. But what about looking at the problem from the cat’s point of view? A bag is not a bad place to be for a cat, it even containts *properties*, which are regarded to be positive by most cats: most grocery bags make nice sounds when you (or the cat) touch them, they are considered fun to jump into, and they function as potential hiding places during livingroom hunts.
I think that the bootstrap theory is relevant in this connection. If it is indeed valid, which still needs to be proved by the best theoreticians of physics and mathematics, then perhaps the human running away part will just be complementing the cat’s oppertunities of winning the argument, as the cat will hover above you after a certain amount of time, which will perhaps be no more than the time of light to travel from the floor to the attic, which is a relatively small amount of time.
If the owner of the cat is named Schrödinger, then this whole discussion of course needs to be revised, and we will have a new topic branch, since Erwin Schrödinger’s cat was subdued horrific thought experiments, which, I believe, must have had a negative effect on the cat’s desire to discuss any matters whatsoever!

this hurts my head. maybe because i’m in lab from midnight to 9 am then back in for 3 hours this afternoon.

Brain hurts. Need :java:

This degeneration of the thread makes me nauseous in addition to my sleepiness.

The cats sit on my roof to piss off the skunks, not my neighbors. Setting the record straight.

frisko

Sure it’s your brain that hurts, Spud? 😛

The easiest way to win an arguement with a cat, is to not actually have a cat. Just reason with the air for a few minutes, then go have a nice satisfying cup of caffeine.:lol:

Cats always win, they don’t have masters, they have orderlies. 😕

you mean, you aren’t sure it’s Shrödinger’s cat? that is, you think that his cat isn’t your? uhh, what’s the question?

Just remind that cat how tender it will get if cooked using the same delicious recipe mom used .

Top of the food-chain, baby !:mrgreen: