Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned

1. Mikeme

   10 March, 2007, 1:04 pm

   What a Cat-astrophe!

2. pablo

   10 March, 2007, 1:06 pm

   My cat limits his attentions by giving multiple headbutts to get my attention. Throw in uncontrolable drooling when he is happy and there you go!

3. Bigwavdave

   10 March, 2007, 1:23 pm

   Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

4. Jinx

   10 March, 2007, 1:56 pm

   According to Robert Heinein, “Women and cats will do as they please, men and dogs had better get used to it.”

   My beloved Siamese lived for twenty years before winging his way to the land where kitties are eternally blessed. He was vocal and demanding until the very end!

5. Yougottabekiddingme

   10 March, 2007, 2:47 pm

   Did they seriously name their child URINE? are you kidding me?

   no wait….URINE and SPECIAL K?

   …….
   😕

6. Anna

   10 March, 2007, 2:55 pm

   mine are your regular weird too ….. they want to lick my dogs ….. the dogs try to evade them, but are unsuccesful … in the end they submit to the indignity of being “washed” by cats :limp:

7. Minnie

   10 March, 2007, 3:30 pm

   Wow, Jade’s developed quite the attitude. She used to be so sweet and docile years ago!

   But I still miss Astrid…

8. Flash Gordon

   10 March, 2007, 4:17 pm

   I love cats. They and ‘possoms were the main source
   of protein for Dad’s family during the depression.
   😈 👿 🙄 :kiss: :wtf:

9. cows go moo

   10 March, 2007, 4:57 pm

   my cat doesn’t leave my socks out for me, but she has an uncanny habit of leaving dead rats outside my door when its near my birthday. ❓

10. Penguin Pete

    10 March, 2007, 6:32 pm

    When in doubt, blog your cat.

    Somehow, I accidentally closed myself out of the Ann Coulter poll before thinking of the one correct answer: “missing person”.

11. dougieace

    10 March, 2007, 7:43 pm

    its all about the pussy once again

12. Natalie

    10 March, 2007, 7:49 pm

    She was a perfect angel when she sat on my lap for 2 hours. 😉

13. Davezilla

    10 March, 2007, 8:52 pm

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    I didn’t mean to leave you out. I’ve been leaving them open until the first spams appear, which seems to be by Thursday. Getting ridiculous. 😐

14. Davezilla

    10 March, 2007, 8:53 pm

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    Well, who wouldn’t want to sit on your lap for two hours and get stroked? 😈

15. Penguin Pete

    11 March, 2007, 3:49 am

    “open until the first spams appear, which seems to be by Thursday. Getting ridiculous.”

    Hmmmm, I just stayed up to catch ‘Saw 2’ and then you mention spammers. Don’t temp me! 👿

16. pablo

    11 March, 2007, 9:45 am

    Bad bady names.

    I’ll say this, if my parents named me Uhrine, I’d be totally pissed!!!

    I remember hearing about someone named Nimrod. In their native language it meant born for greatness. Too bad they moved here.

    The Hogg sisters, Ima & Youra

17. Meagan

    11 March, 2007, 10:47 am

    17 years old? How old is that in cat years?

    And just when you thought Pilot Inspektor and Suri were the worst names to give your child, along comes Urhine Kendall Icy Eight Special K. Poor kid.

18. Creelock

    11 March, 2007, 11:02 am

    All I have to say about the Urine Kid…Those parents are so going to the nurseing home ASAP… Don’t piss off the Kid if they may have control of your future :wtf:

    My cat is more inventive in its annoyance, it likes to bring Live birds into the house through the cat door at night… the bigger the bird the better… some how she’s learned how to bring them all the way to my bedroom while still alive then she turns them loose and plays tag with them… Any Idea of what its like to get smacked in the head by a foot tall blackbird in the middle of the night ❓ :wtf: :dead:

19. Tara

    11 March, 2007, 12:54 pm

    My twenty-two year old kitty who passed away in October was the same way with the loud, operatic yowling in her later years. I think it was mostly because she was going deaf and she couldn’t hear herself.

20. Davezilla

    11 March, 2007, 1:14 pm

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    Jade is definitely going deaf. She can’t even hear when I shake the can of cat treats.

21. Dorothy

    11 March, 2007, 4:06 pm

    My spritely tiny kitten with the pitiful, barely-heard squeak turned into a yowling, 18-pound doorstop over the course of 17 years.

    My friends had a Siamese who lived past the age of 20; there are few sounds louder than a deaf, slightly semile Siamese cat who has forgotten where he is and where his people are. I’m surprised the neighbors didn’t call the police on him.

22. April

    12 March, 2007, 12:44 am

    Happy Belated Birthday to Jade, btw! 🙂

23. Atryd

    12 March, 2007, 1:03 pm

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    It’s always about the pussy! It’s just toned down on other days to give other topics a chance. ;o)

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    Get them young, train them right and, just like men, you can trick them into thinking they’re in charge! 😛

    Minnie: But I still miss Astrid… 😀
    I’ve only heard that name once before…tell me more. 😛

    I have a yellow lab Sgt. that wieghs about 100 lbs and stands on his hind feet at about 5 ft. We’ve kitten sat a few times and he just loves to take care of the babies! I finally had to get him his own kitten, Felix. He was only about a month or two and half the size of Sgt’s snout when I brought him home. It was astonishing to see the tenderness of this giant nuzzling a ball of black fur that was only about the size of a doggie treat for him!
    Felix is now two years old and refuses to sleep anywhere but Sgt’s dog house but I still get the head butts and significant amount of drool from both. I feel loved!

24. jeffro

    12 March, 2007, 3:12 pm

    I’ll never understand cat people. Cat pukes on socks… cat goes for a ride in the dryer.

25. Drusky

    15 March, 2007, 11:02 pm

    I’ve a cat who I swear that when the Vet fixed him, left a testicle in… This cat loves to hump sweaters and blankets… he’ll even drag them off hangers and chairs to the middle of the room and do his business…
    All the time it’s ‘Yowl, Yowl, purrrr, Yoowwlll!’
    No kidding! I love the cat but for the life of me cannot figure out the little horny bastard… :wtf:

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