Have a drink on me

1. Moxie

   02 August, 2004, 12:50 am

   I will have a Phil Collins with a Hot Buttered Bum.

2. ReV.JeLLYBaBY

   02 August, 2004, 3:08 am

   I’ll have a Jumpin’ Jonny Jesus and a Pope in a Pot Please!

   Oh and a pack of peanuts too.

3. Anna

   02 August, 2004, 3:31 am

   You bunch of alcoholics!!
   I’LL have a bloke and a papsmear … and preferably in that order.
   [or is that to farfetched … I’m into cokes and pepsi’s]

4. ds

   02 August, 2004, 4:35 am

   Being a BT I found this funny. If you ever come through Sioux Falls, stop in at Willies…Just off I 90
   I’ll buy you a Blue
   Dolphin

5. mikeB

   02 August, 2004, 6:47 am

   Jello Salad Shooters? What a visual.

6. Frisko

   02 August, 2004, 10:07 am

   I bet “blue dolphins” taste like fish at Willies……hahahahahah

   How ’bout a “Puerto Rican Golden Shower”

   Frisko

7. Frisko

   02 August, 2004, 10:12 am

   The link of today is great. The thought of politically incorrect danties is fun. I wonder if the Geo. W. twins wear g-strings, I know that would frost their Daddies conservative shorts for sure…..lol

   Frisko

8. plopsie

   02 August, 2004, 12:03 pm

   no, they wear G-W-strings…

   hey! are crotchless panties W-strings??

   ewwwwwwwww!

9. Esther

   02 August, 2004, 12:42 pm

   One Slutty Irishman, please! 🙂

10. Cherish

    02 August, 2004, 12:45 pm

    You forgot Rubbery Nipple

11. Kami

    02 August, 2004, 1:36 pm

    A Chocolate Laxative Martini brings about a horrible visual. Squatting over a glass and. . .okay, I’ll stop, for now. 😈

12. Natalie

    02 August, 2004, 1:51 pm

    You forgot that southern classic, the Flint Julep. 😉

13. Nikki

    02 August, 2004, 4:04 pm

    I’ll have what Esther’s having.

14. mikeB

    02 August, 2004, 9:38 pm

    I’m a slutty Irishman!

15. Spud

    02 August, 2004, 11:18 pm

    What’s a Dirty Sanchez?

16. Lace Valentine

    03 August, 2004, 1:20 pm

    Customer: Can I have a Breakfast of Champions?

    Bar Maid: How do you mix it?

    Customer: It’s a little like a Still life With Woodpecker but without the splash of orange juice and that little dance you make around the glass three times.

    Bar Maid: Hmppf, I don’t know this drink…

    Customer: Never mind it’s too complicated, I’ll just go with a Gravity’s Rainbow with a lemon twist, if you’ve got any.

    Bar Maid: Uh… I’ll be back in a minute…

    Customer: Or how ’bout some Catcher’s Rye? Or any Don Quixote?

    [Fade Out]

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