Halloween Costume Suggestion #2

Pedo Bear and Little Girl

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31 responses to “Halloween Costume Suggestion #2”

  1. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Why is the guy dressed as a girl?

  2. julesOdeNile Avatar
    julesOdeNile

    Goldie Locks in “the bear who shagged me” 😳 ❗ (i know, rather obvious but it’s early in the morning on this side of the Nile)

  3. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    If that’s a guy Sammy, I think I’m batting for the other team!.

    As for the outfit, I think pink would be most becoming for you Dave, kinda surreal like, plus! bonus points for a larger lolly pop!

  4. Lung the Younger Avatar

    Watch out Goldie. I can see your bear behind.

  5. Nicolette Avatar

    Goldilocks looks “bearly” dressed and I think that’s what Smokey there likes! 😀

  6. zinta Avatar
    zinta

    I think Leslie was less creepy than this one.

  7. Mandy Avatar

    zomg pedo-bear!!!!! too funny 👿

  8. StevieC Avatar

    And then Goldilocks found out that papa bear fit “just right”.

  9. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    OK – So I’d do her…but only if the bear is watching…

  10. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Re: Link of the Day- They’re gypsies and your grandparents got screwed on their driveway and roof repair job to pay for that cow’s wedding!

  11. Da Popster Avatar
    Da Popster

    Haaaayyyyy Booboo !! You and me gonna have a pic-a-nik and blondie here is gonna be the main course!! Dammit Dave, where’s that HURL ICON !!!! 😯

  12. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    given the color of the inside of the bear’s mouth i’d say he’s already tasted this honeypot ❗

  13. Keefer Avatar
    Keefer

    News just in…..
    Papa Bear divorces Mama Bear and shacks up with Goldie!

  14. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Just goes to show you that bears just can’t resist a sticky honey hole… ❗

  15. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    are the bottom lips of bears always made out of long turds?

  16. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    is she pointing at her mouth to let us know where papa bear’s hot porridge went? 😐

  17. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Yogi gonna give his hoagie to Goldie.

  18. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    and you thought that bears only eat fish that swim upstream…

  19. P..rick Avatar
    P..rick

    “I don’t Know Pappa Bear, It’s just too hot ,too big, and too hard…” You know the porridge, the chair, and the bed. Oh you sick bastards, perverting such a wholesome story and degrading it to such a nasty level. I cant’t wait until they make it into a movie.

  20. rust Avatar

    gee, those pink bottoms are just about ready to hit the floor … !!

  21. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Hey, getta load of that! An all day sucker– in the hands of an all night sucker! Don’t think she hasn’t played Hide the Salami a couple times.

  22. Bec Avatar
    Bec

    [quote comment=”467864″]”I don’t Know Pappa Bear, It’s just too hot ,too big, and too hard…”

    You know the porridge, the chair, and the bed.

    Oh you sick bastards, perverting such a wholesome story and degrading it to such a nasty level. I cant’t wait until they make it into a movie.[/quote]
    They probably already have, check an X rated video shop! LOL

  23. Meagan Avatar

    Goldilocks and the Three Bear Orgy. 😯

  24. Don Avatar
    Don

    I betYogi felled her pot with honey

  25. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    She’s bear-ly legal!!!!

  26. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    [quote comment=”468306″]I betYogi felled her pot with honey[/quote]
    hee hee. i bet paul bunyan could fell her pot too. 😆

  27. Rufnkdnme Avatar
    Rufnkdnme

    I’d like to “beary” myself in that! 👿

  28. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    This has become unbearable

    Sorry – That was em-bear-assing

  29. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    Link of the day: Bride’s mom’s name is Theresa. Mother Theresa. Read the caption. Ha ha ha! Right.
    Look at groom’s face; look at bride’s dad’s face. Hmmm. Looks like some in-breeding is about to happen!

  30. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    Papa Bear to Goldilocks: “Do Blondes really have more fun ?”