Google doesn’t have everything

1. Natalie

   25 August, 2004, 12:09 am

   Results 1 – 9 of about 12 for “bunnies for Bush”
   Your search – “bunnies for Kerry” – did not match any documents.

   I knew there was a reason I didn’t trust those long-eared furry bastards.

2. Davezilla

   25 August, 2004, 12:13 am

   Ever since Oolong died, they’ve turned on us.

3. Lionfire

   25 August, 2004, 12:20 am

   You know, having posted that, you’re now going to be the interwebberynet’s sole expert on each of those topics.

4. TheFaramir

   25 August, 2004, 12:45 am

   …of course, when I searched for “George Bush” member “Bavarian Illuminati” I got 479 hits….

5. TheFaramir

   25 August, 2004, 12:47 am

   …and you know something’s wrong with me if I’m up at 12:45 and thinking about Bush and the Illuminati.

6. Esther

   25 August, 2004, 12:59 am

   “Bunnies with frickin’ lasers” didn’t pull anything up…yet.:mrgreen:

7. Emily

   25 August, 2004, 2:17 am

   WOW. i haven’t been here in a while and there’s a new design and layout. nicely done. this one is more professional looking than the one before, which was more colourful and wacky. i tohught for a while that i’d stumbled onto the wrong website. 🙂

   anyway, you’re still as funny as ever!

8. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   25 August, 2004, 3:39 am

   “Everybody’s looking for that something. Something, that makes it all worthwhile.” sang the cheeky Irish boy band known as Westlife.

   But although it was a great tune, I never knew they were talking about searching on Google….until now.

   Anyway today as promised, I shall be revealing the secret passed on to me by a small Mongolian shepherd called err Stephen V. Shepherd Esq.

   It’s a good one for the ladies as I will now instruct you on how to capture and contain your very own Johnny Depp!

   Here’s how to do it:

   1/ Dig a large pit, about four Johnny Depps high should do it.

   2/ Cover pit with leaves and sticks.

   Note: Sticks should be thin enough to snap under the weight of ½ a Johnny Depp.

   3/ Hang the script for a new zany, off the wall Tim Burton film from a rope over the pit.

   4/ Hide in the bushes and ping a bra strap repeatedly. This sound is irresistible to the Johnny Depp and may even attract three or four at a time!

   5/ The Johnny Depp will try to get the script, whilst feigning disinterest and smoking and/or wearing a cowboy hat.
   If the script is bad enough for him to go all “Michael Cainey” in parts (like the Pirates of the Carribean) he will fall into the pit and into your mercy.

   There you go. 5 easy steps for the ladies to start there very own Johnny Depp collection.

   Next week I’ll be revealing how to safely kill and dispose of an unwanted Tom Cruise and will be also debating whether or not Tom Green is actually funny or just a sick little monkey man.

   :dead:

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

   25 August, 2004, 3:56 am

   Just out of interest, but would anyone be interested in Swami Vindaloo’s secret method to obtain the strength of “TEN MORGAN FREEMANS”?

   🙄

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    25 August, 2004, 4:16 am

    P.s

    Congratulations Heather.

    I am aware of your fine work and it has been duly noted.

    ❗

11. Anna

    25 August, 2004, 6:50 am

    You know, I never “get” this Google stuff.
    But on a totally different tack: check out the daily comics at http://www.wulffmorgenthaler.com

12. Nikki

    25 August, 2004, 7:34 am

    And yet, apparently “Puppies taste like chicken”.

13. wookiee

    25 August, 2004, 9:01 am

    Well I’ll be damned, “Davezilla is funny” IS out there.

14. Davezilla

    25 August, 2004, 10:46 am

    Yeah, Wookiee. Who knew? 😈

15. Cheap Date

    25 August, 2004, 1:37 pm

    You won’t find a “Lima Bean Soup Dream” either!

    I wonder why? 😕

16. Spud

    25 August, 2004, 7:17 pm

    The entire three radical argument is only relevant in the compilation of further nuetronic studies, however if taken slightly to the left of center most things are possible.

    Mathematicians have been calculating the shift in gravity towards the right, but now will focus their attention on the slightly more lateral possibility of a conundrum within the stasis.

17. Spud

    25 August, 2004, 7:19 pm

    The answer is 36

18. Joel

    25 August, 2004, 10:36 pm

    “herpes online companion” :wtf:

    dude…

19. Commando Stacy, Official Davezilla Bad Kitty

    25 August, 2004, 11:26 pm

    /got nothin’

    Here’s some boobies:
    :boobs::boobs:

    :kiss:

20. crash

    26 August, 2004, 7:53 pm

    Once you wrote those out, suddenly there ARE results!

21. Anonymous

    31 August, 2004, 4:33 pm

    :kiss:
    :dead:
    :java:
    ➡
    :boobs:

22. Anonymous

    01 September, 2004, 10:37 pm

    :oops::razz:

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