God lives in Kansas

1. Chad Brandos

   11 February, 2005, 12:06 am

   A search for satan reveals 4 spots surrounding that area. 😈

2. Mandy

   11 February, 2005, 12:10 am

   I expected Satan to be in DC. 😕

3. Mandy

   11 February, 2005, 12:12 am

   I searched for my underwear. It’s in Bartlesville Public Library in Kansas. :thong:

4. Poofles

   11 February, 2005, 12:14 am

   Hm. My underwear is at Monkeyshines Childrens Books in Calgary. This is obviously a beta.

5. God

   11 February, 2005, 12:36 am

   Damn, they’re on to me.

6. Hobbit

   11 February, 2005, 12:37 am

   It would almost make more sense in LA. There are so many hobos down here than think they’re god, chances are at least one of them is right.

7. Esther

   11 February, 2005, 12:57 am

   I thought God lived in the Krispy Kreme, over in Tucson, AZ.

8. Tian

   11 February, 2005, 1:04 am

   it appears that Jesus, God, and Satan live in the same state.

9. Gabriel The Bent Angel

   11 February, 2005, 1:35 am

   All you underwear are belong to me!

10. wantwit

    11 February, 2005, 2:13 am

    Hitler lives across the border in Oklahoma.
    Heterosexuals reside at the Conoco Phillips Company in Bartlesville, OK. Mind you that this is the only place in the country that has heterosexuals.
    Decency, Morality, and Self-respect resides outside Kansas City (on the Kansas side not that heathen Missourah side).

11. fictionman

    11 February, 2005, 6:25 am

    Apparently Elvis is with God after all…

12. julie

    11 February, 2005, 6:38 am

    Oz really is in Kansas :wtf:

13. Nikki

    11 February, 2005, 8:46 am

    It seems like everything is in Kansas. 🙄

14. CJ

    11 February, 2005, 8:52 am

    I searched for Whore and got
    Independence Community College: General Office
    I’m moving to Kansas.

15. Esther

    11 February, 2005, 8:53 am

    Except for us, darlin’.:kiss:

16. rust

    11 February, 2005, 10:12 am

    Figures, with all them tornados, picking up houses and such.

17. Nikki

    11 February, 2005, 12:25 pm

    Kansas blows. Ha ha. :dead:

18. wantwit

    11 February, 2005, 1:08 pm

    Esther, that makes sense.

19. Lace Valentine

    11 February, 2005, 1:30 pm

    Looks like that spot is the exact center of the map of America–the navel. God is sitting there gazing at its navel in some Waffle House and listening to an old Elton John song.
    
    “Hold me closer tiny dancer
    Count the headlights on the highway
    Lay me down in sheets of linen
    you had a busy day today…”

20. Sean Peters

    11 February, 2005, 3:22 pm

    Mandy –

    Normally Satan is in DC, except right now he’s on tour promoting his new Social Security plan… oh, did I say that out loud?

    Sean

21. TinaMarie

    11 February, 2005, 5:00 pm

    That map lies like a dog.

    I searched for my virginity, and it says that it is in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, and I know damned well that I lost it in Zion, Illinois.

    Oklahoma, my ass.

22. My Socks

    11 February, 2005, 5:31 pm

    Heaven does exist, it’s in Kansas.

23. Esther

    11 February, 2005, 7:37 pm

    Now I know for sure that Zion isn’t in Illinois, TinaMarie. It’s many miles below the Earth’s crust, where the squiddies roam. I saw it in a movie, so it must be true…right?:smile:

24. wantwit

    11 February, 2005, 8:45 pm

    tina if you lost it so long ago in Zion then what makes you think it would still be there. I would think your virginity would have gotten around in the last 12 years or so.

25. Millie

    11 February, 2005, 10:10 pm

    Obviously God has gotten busy in Kansas – there’s about 12 jesus spots all around him!

26. Kirk

    12 February, 2005, 4:27 am

    I thought Almighty lived in Topeka. That is where Rev. Fred Phelps lives. He thinks he’s almighty and all homosexuals should die like Matthew Sheppherd. He’s about as stupid as Google Maps!

27. Dan Bedford

    12 February, 2005, 3:08 pm

    I guess no one noticed that when you search for something, it searches near a certain radius of the center of the map you are looking at (dependent also on zoom level..). If you zoom in on any of the coasts or whatever and search for the same things as before you will notice that it finds things near the center. Cheers!

28. Nikki

    12 February, 2005, 3:39 pm

    No way!

29. Davezilla

    12 February, 2005, 10:12 pm

    No, Dan. That only happens for you. Satan is following you. 😈

30. devicer

    13 February, 2005, 10:25 am

    it seems that “Happiness” lies somewhere between “God” and “Satan”.

31. DavyBee

    13 February, 2005, 8:43 pm

    Naturally God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit all live in Kansas. They’re the holy trinity.

32. evil stepdaddy

    14 February, 2005, 4:44 am

    I drove through Kansas once and I did’nt see God, I did see Jesus at a truck stop in South Bend once, he was driving a semi for Robert Shaw. I do remember that he put mustard on his french fries.:evil:

33. Neil T.

    15 February, 2005, 5:26 pm

    My sanity is in Oklahoma, apparently. No wonder I hadn’t seen it recently.

    Incidently, my head is in Nebraska and my feet are in Minnesota. I therefore must be taller than I think.

34. geography teacher

    16 February, 2005, 7:48 am

    well, wouldn’t you know it, my dick (:wang:) seems to be somewhere in the south-east of kansas 🙄
    And as it happens, my pussy can’t be found anywhere

35. quizzibuq

    16 February, 2005, 2:34 pm

    Jesus seems to be living in Oklahoma a little south of God…

36. joe

    14 March, 2005, 2:28 am

    I was bored and typed “shit” in maps.google.com and found ‘Dwayne’s Photo Service’ which is also in Kansas.

37. Davezilla

    14 March, 2005, 7:44 am

    I guess we now know where not to get our photos developed.

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