Fun with Joggers

1. Spud

   31 July, 2007, 3:41 am

   So jumping out of the bushes with a trenchcoat on and flashing joggers is passe now? :wtf:

2. TaterSalad

   31 July, 2007, 4:54 am

   after seeing the video of the jogger prank there’s not much left to say. 😀 😛 :wtf:
   😈 👿

3. Chris S

   31 July, 2007, 5:40 am

   For the athletic ones out there simply jog DIRECTLY behind them as closely as possible and don’t say a word. Follow the jogger endlessly.
   For an added twist, occasionally pass them in a hurried manner then slow down immediately in front of them (much like many people driving cars do) so the jogger is forced to pass you again right away. Rinse and repeat.

   —-side note to the last posting—-

   Anamagramas make my head hurt. :???::sad:
   How about the occasional palindrome to ease the pain? 💡
   I bet a lot of palindromes could also be used as amalgamagra…animalgra….graminamam….those word jumble thingies too!

4. Spud

   31 July, 2007, 6:20 am

   Ref Jogs With Gun
   Swift Hunger Jog
   Fresh Jug Got Win

5. Davezilla

   31 July, 2007, 6:36 am

   [Comment ID #196893 will be quoted here]

   Jug fighters won!
   Fine jug growths
   We jig fur thongs

6. Chris S

   31 July, 2007, 7:02 am

   We froth gin jugs
   Gun this jew frog
   Jens fur goth wig
   Frothing we jugs
   we jig fur thongs

7. Chris S

   31 July, 2007, 7:08 am

   I didn’t mean to copy you on that last one Dave… I was AFK for a while before I posted. :java:

8. harley

   31 July, 2007, 7:23 am

   toss a bucket of water on them when they pass by, and when they get mad just shrug and tell them they looked dehydrayted(?). As for the video THAT was a work of art my favorite was the people on bikes. 😈

9. patrick

   31 July, 2007, 8:23 am

   Run backwards beside them, screaming, “You’re running the wrong way! You’re running the wrong way! For the love of God man you’re going toward them, not away from them! The danger is in front of you, not behind you! Run the other way you fool!”

10. sledge

    31 July, 2007, 8:31 am

    glance down and tell them that their shoe is untied.Tell them that they have a blow out in their right shoe

11. chainstay

    31 July, 2007, 10:27 am

    wear a referee uniform, toss them a basketball (they can’t help but catch it) then blow your whistle and penalize them for traveling.

12. junkman

    31 July, 2007, 11:45 am

    i drank so much red wine last night that the heat today has festered a GREAT BIG FUCKING TOMATOHEAD on my shoulders. 👿 👿 👿 👿 👿

13. Pablo

    31 July, 2007, 1:06 pm

    All of the Zilla Girls should flash more than a smile while driving by.

    FYI Zilla Girls, I have a treadmill so you could do a whole show while I ran.

14. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 3:34 pm

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    Booby Rap! :kiss:

15. Meagan

    31 July, 2007, 3:46 pm

    Run past them and start cheering, ” I WON! I WON! IN YOUR FACE LOSER!”
    Dress up as a police officer and set up police tape nearby. Then when they run by, stop them and say, “Thought you could run away could you? Well, they always return to the scene of the crime!”
    Walk by them on your hands instead of your feet and look at them strangely.
    If you’re a hot woman, walk by wearing a trenchcoat and smile suggestively. When you have their attention, open the trenchcoat slowly to reveal the grannie panties you’re wearing. 😛

16. junkman

    31 July, 2007, 6:51 pm

    [Comment ID #196922 will be quoted here]yes…i think that would be just fine. i’m sure that’s just what the doctor ordered. open up that cool medicine chest here comes my big head. 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

17. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 7:09 pm

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    Booby Rap! = Poor Baby! :kiss:

    It has a nice ring to it either way, huh? 😈

18. Night Queen

    31 July, 2007, 7:20 pm

    Get a squirt gun or super-soaker and fill it with water along with red food coloring. Squirt them with it and yell in best English accent “there goes another bloody jogger!” 😆
    Or fill with vodka or any other clear alcohol, and as you spray them, scream “drunken jogger alert-shaking and stirred!” 😈

19. Bigwavdave

    31 July, 2007, 7:30 pm

    Dave – This post has been up 18 hours already. I’M WAITING! :wtf:

20. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 8:17 pm

    Mr. Davezilla, pull over please. Spelling Police here. Your Link of the Day has an infraction. There is odor between the de and the ant, thus the need for deodorant.

    This is your second citation, sir. I’m letting you off with a warning again today but I’m afraid a third misstep will necessitate imposing a strict punishment. I’m feel sure 20 lashes from Darla will be a deterrent (hahahahahaha) to future incidents of this nature. I certainly hope so.

    Have a nice day.

    Going on 19 now Dave … the natives are getting restless!

    😛

21. StevieC

    31 July, 2007, 8:31 pm

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    Threee citatiuns gets strict punshment, huh? Beter be carefull Mr. d. 🙂 :wang:

22. StevieC

    31 July, 2007, 8:35 pm

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    The grammar police noticed the “I’m feel sure … ” sentence in your comment. Two more infractions and we may have to impose some strict punishment. 😈

23. Davezilla

    31 July, 2007, 8:37 pm

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    It was late. What kind of punishment? Will I like it?

24. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 8:41 pm

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    I caint hardley wate! :wang:

25. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 8:57 pm

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    It depends on how big your infraction is. Oh, I’m sure you’ll like it. The question is … will you live to tell about it?

    😈

26. ItsMeMaven

    31 July, 2007, 9:00 pm

    Nowadays we’re so used to folks carrying on conversations on cell phones/blue tooths… I’d exploit that.

    I’d jog on up next to a runner, and then start carrying on a conversation as if I were talking on a cell phone…. and then launch full-long into a (one-sided) heated argument, still running… and keeping up with the runner, and as they no doubt make a point of trying to ditch me, I’ll keep up and make it more and more obvious I don’t have a phone or a blue tooth.

    Faking being a sociopath is fun:) 😛

27. Mandi

    31 July, 2007, 9:01 pm

    1.) Most joggers are up way to early for me. Does anyone know of a mid-afternoon or late night jogging group?
    2.) If you can actually get the ferrets into their sweatpants rather than just toss them, I find it’s a much more enjoyable experience.

    And as to Night Queen’s comment – it’s a pity you would waste vodka like that – vodka goes IN the body, not on it!

28. StevieC

    31 July, 2007, 9:39 pm

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    You are hereby sentenced to chasing down a jogger while reciting Dixie Chicks lyrics (Goodbye Earl) loudly and with feeling.

    Should you not complete your sentence within the next 12 hours, your sentence shall be to continue leaving sexually explicit comments on the Davezilla website, with feeling. 😈 :wang:

29. Tim

    31 July, 2007, 9:50 pm

    i didnt get the whole thing with davezille up torwards the top are they getting into annograms again?

30. Jennifer

    31 July, 2007, 10:09 pm

    Offer your favorite jogger a nice cold cup of gasoline!

31. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 10:25 pm

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    That sentence is way too harsh, so I’ll be feeling myself, (sorry, I meant to say) feeling my sexually explicit comments, very enthusiastically from now on. :boob: :boob: :thong:

32. AnnieB

    31 July, 2007, 10:32 pm

    [Comment ID #196959 will be quoted here]

    If you are referring to posts 4, 5 and 6 then yes, they are anagrams of the title of this post (Fun with Joggers).

    Or they could be speaking in some secret language just so you can’t understand what they’re saying.

    You’re not very bright are you?

    🙄

33. StevieC

    01 August, 2007, 7:15 am

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    See that you do! We have high expectations!

34. Astryd

    01 August, 2007, 11:04 am

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    Unless it’s going to be licked off… 😈

    Run along with the jogger and ask “are you looking for a good time handsome/beautiful”
    “I haven’t been laid in over an hour, would you mind…?”
    “As you passed by I could see into your soul through your eyes, let me be your salvation, let me heal your soul that’s crying out in desperation for someone to love…”

    Back to the cell phone conversation:
    talk like you’re initiating conversation with the jogger and then say hold on dear, some asshole’s following me turn to the jogger and say can I help you?
    Have phone sex while running along with him/her.

    Booby’s, Big heads and sexially explicit feelings…i Luv DAVEZILLA! 😈

35. Astryd

    01 August, 2007, 11:06 am

    I know I misspelled sexually, my fingers got a little too excited! 😈

36. StevieC

    01 August, 2007, 12:58 pm

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    I love it when your fingers get excited.

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