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18 responses to “Friend of yours?”

  1. Meagan Avatar

    Ugh, that’s the last time I mix Cadbury Creme Eggs and Kahlua. Bad trip. :wtf: :puke:

    Happy Easter!

  2. Nicolette Avatar

    Are those Easter Eggs in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? :wtf:

  3. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    “I’m a little teapot. This is my handle and this is my spout. And if you wait a couple of hours, I’ll have some fresh ‘suntea’ in these bottles after coming out from that bar…”

  4. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    I can’t even imagine what was going through his head when he got up that morning. This is what he chose for the dress of the day? No shoes, with that outfit? Disgraceful!

  5. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    looks like he got mixed up between a chicken and a turkey
    leftover from the gay pride parade
    super hung gay ballerina with a bladder infection

  6. freckleface Avatar
    freckleface

    Have to give him points for matching the top to the bottom and actually recycling….
    Or, am I just being too generous after the Easter turkey and booze? Damn those tryptophans… 😀

  7. caity-j Avatar
    caity-j

    fuking serious????? he looks like a fuking turkey thing!!! lmao :dead: 😕 😐

  8. StevieC Avatar

    This pic should have been taken from behind.
    Why?
    So we can see why the chickenman crossed the road.

  9. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    dad? :gay:

  10. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    OMG, better call Grams, looks like Gramps got loose again ……….. and bring the net.

  11. Nik Avatar
    Nik

    Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:

  12. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    [quote comment=”630570″]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]
    Holy Crap, you’re right and why are you looking that close?

  13. Failboat 9000 Avatar
    Failboat 9000

    [quote comment=”630570″]Does he have two belly buttons, or am I seeing things? :wtf:[/quote]

    That’s not a belly button – why that’s his bullet hole from a war wound he got back in ‘Nam – went one on one with an armed Thi?u Tá using just a c-ration lid and the underwear offa his bare ass! 🙂
    See, it’s right there, under the third nipple he got from his last SEAL mission out in the Ukraine after Chernobyl…. 😛
    Or at least I think it’s a nipple…. 😯 😳

    As a friend of mine was fond of mike-testing with:
    Testes...testes.... 1....2.....3?!?!?!?
    (Ok – the peanut gallery is going back into her hole now) 🙄

  14. nina Avatar
    nina

    This is what happens when you mix granddads alzhiemers meds with x and lsd. He not only can’t remember where he is but thinks that its still that week he thought punk was an awesome lifestyle.

  15. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    Dang, AnnieB, how many precious uncles do you have? :kiss: :love: 😉

  16. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…..

    C’mon, sing it with me…..

  17. thatdamnredhead Avatar

    Wasn’t that the one that followed you home from the last Tweetup, Dave? :wtf:

  18. Timm Avatar
    Timm

    See those people standing way far away from him?…. I don’t blame them.

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