Friday Question #11

So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?

On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”

What Should We Name Our New Boat?

 


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43 responses to “Friday Question #11”

  1. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    The Zilla!!
    Sounds cool!

  2. Drusky Avatar
    Drusky

    Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? 😛

    Caddyshack comes to mind. How about “The Flying Wasp”? 😀

  3. Bear Avatar
    Bear

    Sea Blog…perfect

  4. Pandora Avatar
    Pandora

    Badonkadonk 😕

  5. Lung the Younger Avatar

    The Naughty Lust
    (make Jules Verne proud)

    Bob

    My Other Boat’s a Schooner

    No Canadian Pharmacopeia Aboard, Honestly.

    Jihad Mothership

    My AIG Bonus

    Port Out, Starboard Home.

    The Brest Bay Innuendo

    To Sandusky and Beyond!

  6. StevieC Avatar

    The Fuck Yeah

    Caption Time

    Freak Alert

    Road Trip, Pt II

    Saturday’s Answer

    The Lizzilla

    Waterblogged

    SS Minnow

    My Dingh-A-Lingh

  7. Ugly Toy Avatar
    Ugly Toy

    S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together

  8. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Far Cough

  9. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”629337″]Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? 😛
    [/quote]
    Oh hells no! This is ours.

  10. cbatdux Avatar
    cbatdux

    Land Ho’

  11. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Doing Fine
    Tax Deduction
    Word Whore
    ‘net Proceeds
    An Air of Serenity

  12. Me Avatar
    Me

    WTF?

  13. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    -how ’bout “quest”. hee hee.
    -given all the zilla girls and their glorious gifts how about “the golden hind”
    -i can haz wavez
    -i still love “the sea piglet”.
    -in oakville there is a boat in the harbor called the wendy b. i would much prefer to glide through the surf on the annie b!
    -big wave dave would be the obvious choice

  14. AnnieB Avatar

    Social This!

    Knot So Fast

  15. AnnieB Avatar

    :kiss: junkman

  16. freckleface Avatar
    freckleface

    I Can Haz Boat!

    Recession, My Ass

    Boatzilla

  17. fruf Avatar
    fruf

    S.U.Y.T show us your tits
    Sailzilla
    Sail this
    Holy Crap
    lakezilla

  18. Meagan Avatar

    The Naughty Avatar

    LOLZ TEH WAVEZ

    Surf the Net

    The “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” Boat

    The :wang: and :boob: :boob: ‘s

  19. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    the livin’ bejeezuz
    the wet spotter
    passing the wind
    the ethel merman
    attack a tack
    starbuck freakship
    l. ron hubbard’s rubba a dub dubbard
    the love mussel
    cornbot
    the cindy bin
    stitchy mcyarntrunks
    poopship destroyer

  20. nina Avatar
    nina

    Titanic 2

  21. Mand Fish Avatar

    “The Lizzilla” made me laugh.

  22. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    Of course Big Wave Dave does have a certain je ne sais quios, but that being said, how about LIZZILLA?

  23. DaPopster Avatar
    DaPopster

    Mungzilla

  24. Margaret Avatar
    Margaret

    Myot (my yacht)
    The Thrilla from the Zilla

  25. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    lizzil is a palindrome….in the hizzil fo shizzil ma nizzil

  26. Tammy Avatar
    Tammy

    I knew someone who had a rabbit name Furfag

  27. AlexBallew Avatar
    AlexBallew

    Mandyfish!

  28. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”629396″]”The Lizzilla” made me laugh.[/quote]
    I knew I read that somewhere!

  29. Lounge Puppy Avatar
    Lounge Puppy

    My pics:
    1. Boatzilla
    2. I can haz bote?
    3. Zilla Girl (’cause boats are alway fems, right?)
    –Unless Liz feels left out, then:
    4. Lizzilla

    these were popular back in my day; The Seven Year Itch; My Midlife Crisis; My Child’s College Fund.

  30. Dragonhose Avatar
    Dragonhose

    Qwecherbichon

  31. Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki Avatar
    Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki

    Dave, my 5 year old daughter suggested “Marshmallowy”.

    I however am in favor of “Lizzilla” and “Boatzilla”.

    And Liz, I saw once a boat named “HER frickin BOAT” and well I think that was the BEST name ever for a boat.

    And I must not forget my 14 year olds suggestion of “Sex E Tyme”

    And my husband just threw into the mix the “SS LOL”

  32. Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki Avatar
    Mommielicious a.k.a. Niki

    ooo how about “733t b0at” or the “SS ROFL Boat”

  33. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    DAS BOOT

  34. rust Avatar

    The “I got nothin’”
    The “Pas d’elle heureux ça nous”
    The “Thong”
    The “I CAN HAZ SALE BOOT”
    The “Natalie” — oops
    The “Vessel Unrelated to Toho, its Products or Services”
    The “FTW”
    The “My Other Boat Sunk”
    The “Drydock Killer”
    The “Great Lake Mussel”
    The “How About a Nice Steaming Cup of STFU”
    The “The Boat Formerly Known As PATIENCE”
    The “Jakob Nielsen”
    The “CEILING CAT IZ WATCHIN U SALE”
    The “Escape From Royal Oak”
    The “Filthy Comment”

    ok, brain empty now. must have cracker and coffee.

  35. Swankboy Avatar

    Hi, my name is Boat.

    Crack Got Me This Far

  36. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    blow me -(my sails have gone limp)
    love vessel
    tuna skoona
    wet and on top
    floatation
    breakin wind

  37. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    I suppose there will be no new posts this weekend…gone sailing!

  38. rust Avatar

    Inspiration has hit me again:

    The “Lake St Clair Eclair”
    The “I’m Not a Smuggler”
    The “Which Way to the Water (WWW)”
    The “Google Boat”
    The “include(‘paycheck’);”
    The “Meta Tag Tug”
    The “Zeldman Eat Your Heart Out”
    The “a href=index.html” *it’s an anchor, get it?
    The “Cascading Sail Sheets”
    The “Client Wanted It Bigger”

    Well, off to moderation hell with this one, I’m sure…

  39. rust Avatar

    OOOOH! One more,

    The “Edmund Fitzgerald”

  40. Mandy Avatar

    [quote comment=”629353″]
    My AIG Bonus
    [/quote]
    winner!!!! :kiss:

  41. tinamarie Avatar
    tinamarie

    My Effing Boat
    Wish You Were Me
    This Space For Rent
    What I Do In My Spare Time
    Chick Magnet

  42. Me Avatar
    Me

    [quote comment=”629426″]DAS BOOT[/quote]
    The Bed?

  43. Failboat 9000 Avatar
    Failboat 9000

    Um….
    well….
    Gosh – I can’t seem to think of a suggestion! 😛
    But I do like the “I can has baot” concept. 😆

    Or you can go for the semi-conventional, like naming it Fluffy, Sinker, Reef Finder or Buoy.
    Or perhaps a good, old-fashioned S.S. WHEEEEE!
    Ariel’s Demise?
    HMS Pinafore? :thong: :kiss: (Somewhat appropriate, non? :P)

    Okay – peanut gallery’s shutting up now. 😀
    Have fun sailing!!

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