Free PC

1. TheFaramir

   08 September, 2004, 12:01 am

   So where can I pick it up? I can exorcise it.

   Is this from the “All your base are belong to us” guy?

2. Natalie

   08 September, 2004, 12:02 am

   Lucifer is my homeboy.

3. kismet

   08 September, 2004, 12:15 am

   Did you take it? 😕

4. Davezilla

   08 September, 2004, 12:31 am

   Yes, I did. :wtf:

5. TheFaramir

   08 September, 2004, 12:38 am

   You did, Dave? Dang, I’m too slow.

6. Spud

   08 September, 2004, 12:49 am

   Ineresting outdoor shot, nature at its best 😈

7. rust

   08 September, 2004, 2:23 am

   Woah, and I thought Carrie’s mother DIED in the movie, pierced by knives …

   OR NOT!

8. Esther

   08 September, 2004, 2:34 am

   Does this mean that Satan decided to ‘Switch’? Too many Red Screens of Death’ll do that to ya.:twisted:

9. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

   08 September, 2004, 3:43 am

   How un-PC can you get?

   And Dave I can’t believe you actually took this machine home, don’t you read Stephen King novels?

   An old homeless guy probably lives inside it and every night pops out of the disc drive looking for new blood to power the internet.

   But even if that likely event doesn’t happen. I would have still enquired about extended cover options against brimstone, plague, fire and theft, at the very least.

   This baby don’t have INTEL inside, it has EVIL!

   P.S I think this guy also owns a shop. I saw an offer in the window once, that said “Buy one tin and GO TO HELL FOREVER WITH NO HOPE OF REDEMPTION AS YOU ENJOY THE DEVILS BEANS YOU SATAN LOVING HEATHEN, I HOPE YOU PERISH IN ETERNAL HELL FIRE AND PAIN! Please come again.”

   👿

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    08 September, 2004, 3:46 am

    P.P.S

    Dave,

    You should have told him that his house and car were also posessed and for a small fee…….

    👿

11. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    08 September, 2004, 4:22 am

    Sorry to comment again, but

    What’s a Liberal Femin-Nazi?

    It conjures up an image (well in my mind anyway) of a shaven headed woman in Birkenstocks with a nice personality and a swastika tattooed on her forehead.

    Tell me.

    Am I right?

    :dead:

12. Frisko

    08 September, 2004, 7:00 am

    Does the PC work? What kind of creepy stuff did the person have on it to force them to make such an involved and artistic sign to lure someone into picking it up? Do tell. If nothing else, it has part potential for a frankenstein PC. Wonder why they kept the printer.

    Frisko :java:

13. Mandy

    08 September, 2004, 7:21 am

    That PC has born-again cooties. I thought you were a Mac boy, Dave.

    And nice photo. Doggy style always sells a home. :wtf:

14. Frisko

    08 September, 2004, 7:22 am

    Do the humping dogs come with the house? Was the photo taken as a warning to potiential buyers that the neighbors dog is “friendly”? I should wash my eyes out with toothpaste for looking at dog sex at 7am.

    Thanks Nikki for the visual.

    frisko

15. Nikki

    08 September, 2004, 7:24 am

    I do what I can.

16. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    08 September, 2004, 8:09 am

    Well spotted Frisko,

    More odd still is that he didn’t use the “satanic” P.C to produce the satanic sign.

    Or maybe that would make Mary cry?

    I have no idea.

    👿

17. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    08 September, 2004, 8:20 am

    Dave,

    Why don’t you just reverse the polarity?
    (I saw that on Ninja Turtles Once!)

    Then it will become a “Holy Hardrive” and God will once again rule the internet and his kingdom in Google.

    Just like in the book of Genesis…….

    Amen.

    🙄

18. Margaret in Germany

    08 September, 2004, 8:34 am

    I’ll offer $50 more than the asking price if the dogs come as a package deal with the house.

19. Elektra

    08 September, 2004, 9:56 am

    Let’s get it on. Oooo let’s get it on. Ooo you dirty mutt take me take me now…hehehe:wtf:

20. rust

    08 September, 2004, 12:30 pm

    did someone say “DOGGY STYLE” — ?

    I´m thinking that there is a connection between Satan’s Personal Computer and his Hounds of Hell. Maybe the house is possessed. Or repossessed. Maybe they’ll let it go for a couple hail mary’s and a few PTL’s.

21. Nikki

    08 September, 2004, 8:28 pm

    I think the realtors are highly suspect. Their mugshot alone puts fear into me.

22. [email protected]

    10 September, 2004, 5:49 pm

    :evil:DAVE, MY EVIL COMPUTER COMPELS YOU TO VIEW PORNO:twisted:

23. Davezilla

    10 September, 2004, 9:27 pm

    Only if you’re starring in it, Jen. 😈

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