Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX

1. The Manticore

   28 February, 2008, 2:08 pm

   it’ll get me salmon?
   doesn’t sound too bad to me. I’ll take one! when do the late-night infomercials start??

2. ElRoacho

   28 February, 2008, 2:11 pm

   So here I sit typing words on my “Moral Anialator Keyboard” trying not fall out of my “Death Dealer 2000 Reclining Corporate Chair” while I try to understand the concept of that paragraph………. I’ve got nutin! Hand me that “Pestulance Z1000 Pencil” so I can get back to work.

3. Pablo

   28 February, 2008, 3:25 pm

   How about more truth in advertising

   The ready to die early triple cheeseburger

   Mr. Squishy brand adault diapers

   Itchy & Scratchy brand toilet paper

   Give me another 75 cents you moron supersize meal

   Mr. Swirly mega flush toilets

   The Shit happens Insurance agency

   Windows piece of useless crap version 4.0

   Screwed you blue ray discs

4. Flash Gordon

   28 February, 2008, 4:50 pm

   The Humongous Ejaculator Penis Lengthener. :thong: :wang: :boobs: :wang:

5. MrStitch

   28 February, 2008, 6:01 pm

   I see this every day, mostly because I work in the fishing industry. Piles of metal/plastic garbage, dragged through the water, with names like….

   Xw6 Wake Bait
   TroutKrilla
   Vibra King Finesse Tube (sounds nsw)
   Hellbender Magnum Downrigger
   X-Rap Slash Bait

   Depressing….

6. MrStitch

   28 February, 2008, 6:02 pm

   Woops, thought it would leave a verticle list…. fix?

7. Trukindog

   28 February, 2008, 6:28 pm

   No worry’s here Dave , my Iron Smellting Vulcanic Core Turbo blasting BAR-B-Q Grill is perfectly safe…now please stand behind the safety wall while I fire this mother up .

8. Jay Laverdure

   28 February, 2008, 7:34 pm

   Tell me: Why do they need a three-year-old to give a “legitimate”
   response to the star War’s Mythology?!

   Then again: Why is “ANY”-one paying “ANY” attention to the
   Christian Far Right?

   (1] This man(!) showed up, under some pretense that:

   A Star Wars movie is, spiritually, so damaging to the average American psyche, that, out of each multi-plex theatre,
   very many will emerge, each show, so twisted that only a bi-polar/semi-psychotic/pseudo-Christian can steer them “right” again;

   2] GOD speaks to this man so directly that, tonight, he will receive a personal/complete/in-depth critique of his performance, directly from GOD:
   So that, tomorrow, he will have no doubts and no hesitation about being a complete asshole!

9. Meagan

   28 February, 2008, 8:50 pm

   The Cheese Whip – a tasty and kinky treat! 😈

10. patrick

    28 February, 2008, 10:09 pm

    Dave, I’ve got two words for you buddy, Pro Zac. Take a chill pill and relax dude.

11. Supercharged_goddess

    28 February, 2008, 10:45 pm

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    AMEN! Can we get back to naked zilla girls now? Jeez, what is WRONG with you people? 😆

12. Spud

    28 February, 2008, 11:47 pm

    Dave has unfortunately activated the Undead Man-Eating, Aztec Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX ….Now with new improved emulsifier! BG101!! therefore all topics have been shredded.

    :geek:

13. tinamarie

    29 February, 2008, 12:53 am

    Personally, I hid my stash and didn’t get it out for several weeks after my Dad bought “The Weed Whacker.”

    Another product that makes me go WTF? is the Garden Weasel. We had chipmunks and a homosexual mole that ran up my dad’s pant leg, did a few circles in the “croch area” of his pants and ran down the other leg, but no Weasels. After the homo-mole, my dad totally refused to buy the Garden Weasel. You can kind of see why….. :wtf:

14. tinamarie

    29 February, 2008, 12:55 am

    By the by, folks, the chipmunks and the homo-mole lived in our garden. After reading my comment, I realized that I had not made that clear–and I wanted to make sure you didn’t think those were pets or anything. For pets, we had the leg humping dog, the shit-on-your-foot dog, and the pee-in-the-clothes-hamper cat.

    And people wonder why I’m still in therapy…

15. AnnieB

    29 February, 2008, 5:18 am

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    No, I’m wondering why you’re not a stand-up comic! 😛

16. Ronica

    29 February, 2008, 2:32 pm

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    OH MY GOD!! I can totally picture this, my dad has a little Maltise that loves to chase squirrels in the yard, she chased one into the house and it ran up my dads leg, perched on his head (scratching the shit out of his face) before jumping onto a wall and escaping out the back door.

17. Drusky

    01 March, 2008, 6:24 pm

    How About…

    ‘The Cold Nipple Enhancing Bra’

    ‘Skids-No-More’ teflon lined undies

    ‘Sez It’s Nine, Feels like Three’ male enhancement pills

    ‘Depths of Hell’ bathroom air freshener

    ‘Seared Flesh-o-Matic II” heating pads

    ‘Shlong Scorcher’ inflateable personal assistant

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