After my recent post about cougars, many of you demanded to see examples. Flickr to the rescue. This woman is easily the best example of a cougar I’ve ever seen.
Cougar, redefined
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After my recent post about cougars, many of you demanded to see examples. Flickr to the rescue. This woman is easily the best example of a cougar I’ve ever seen.
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36 responses to “Cougar, redefined”
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Her nails are like claws. Mommy, me scared.
🙄 not only have those breasts been enhanced by copious amounts of silicone….but
that hair color is not found in nature (unless you’re a 2 yr old) and all the tanning has given her facial skin the appearance of an alligator purse :wtf:
Why did I look before going to bed?:wtf:
I wanna pelt the scary cougar wth stale ice cubes. :dead:
Why did I look without drinking more?:wtf:
I think I’m going to go pepper spray my eyes now. :wtf:
I just happened to read her bio…
ah, she’s only 37 yrs old :wtf:
nice
heh
Oh and I thought a pic 3 caption might read – “…and this moi taking a crap”
bwahaahahahahaaaaa
nice
😀
37 and single Spud. You have a chance! :kiss:
There’s a flaw in that idea, my wife
plus she’s not old enough
:thong:
:wtf: For as long as I live I never want to see anything like that again! She’s just plain scary looking!
😈 Oh my god, my brother brought her home lastnight.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GROSS!
*falls over dead* :dead:
O my!?!? :dead: :limp:
😕 my vergin eyes!!!
37??? She looks more like 57. Really scary
I believe she was 37. I believe she was 37 about 40 years ago.
Yeah, I agree with Nikki. :java:
If she’s 37, I love Dubya. :-?:
Did you read any of the comments on her photos? Apparently there are some serious loser guys that are drooling over her. Ewwww…. I thought she looked really, really well-used, if you catch my drift…
CroneWynd – She does look like a walking petri-dish of STDs. 😳
As for the loser guys drooling there? Like attracts like. ‘Nuff said.
Okay. Yeah. Sure. I’m just trying to breathe and not puke. :wtf:
Pass the Lysol Spray please…
Can’t believe you were brave enough to look long enough to read the comments!
We think Barbie dolls are unrealistic but women like that are becoming the norm!
Or so we are told by the media…:evil:
Wow, that’s one huge rock she crapped out in picture se19x014.
Uh uh, she’s 37 and I’m a virgin:roll:
:wtf:
Ew.
:dead:
*looks for an ‘I’m about to vomit’ icon*
:wtf:OMG!!! Its my grandmother!!!
My first instinct was to check out her hand and foot size in the photos. I used to live in a bario where there was a fair amount of transsexual prostitution and that was the best way to suss out any suspiciously tall cougar. Old habits die hard, and this particular cougar has a trace of Adam’s apple.
Like, I looked at the picture of the ‘cougar’ whut’s the best example you ever seen man……..why didn’ somewun say……….when I was a kid and later a cop, we din’t call ’em “cougars”……we called ’em whut they is……….”cheap sluts”
That’s a man, baby!
That thought crossed my mind too, mikeB.
I wouldn’t fuck her with Rosie O’Donnell’s penis. :limp:
Right. That’s it. I’m going gay. Sorry ladies.
Wait for me grumpysimon, I’m cumming with ya
you could at least mark these NSFW, Dave!!
ARGH! :limp::mad::wtf::-?
Sorry about that! 😳
she is more plastic than flesh.