Complete this sentence #23

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30 responses to “Complete this sentence #23”

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   29 April, 2005

   Spud

   “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fight midget devil clowns.”

   😀

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   29 April, 2005

   Mandy

   …..dance the night away. Then get thrown out on my drunk ass butt. 😐

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   29 April, 2005

   Dawg

   be ready to go out to the Mangy Moose Saloon in Jackson Hole, Wyoming!

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4. 

   29 April, 2005

   Dawg

   :boxers: What does one wear under their moosepants? :undies:

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   29 April, 2005

   mike

   stick my hand in a moose’s cunt 😳

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   29 April, 2005

   Dante

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to fly (or find a moosalicious girlfriend).

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   29 April, 2005

   TinaMarie

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to party my mooseass off! :grin::boobs::wang::boobs:

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   29 April, 2005

   Esther

   If I had a new pair of moosepants, I’d go out with Mandy and TinaMarie to the hippest moose club there was, and hoof it up, moosey style!

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   29 April, 2005

   Anna

   If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to …. stay at home. I would’t want to be seen in those things. A moose bra, now that’s another story. I’d shake them :boobs::boobs: !!!

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10. 

    29 April, 2005

    wantwit

    wallow in my own shit.

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11. 

    29 April, 2005

    larfus

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to

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    29 April, 2005

    Minnie

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go stag.”

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13. 

    29 April, 2005

    Lung the Younger

    ..visit the local Country Club. I hear you get a lot of moosehead against the walls in there.

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14. 

    29 April, 2005

    Steve

    take over the world, Pinky!

    Ummm, Brain. I think you need sparkly pants for that.

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15. 

    29 April, 2005

    Alfred E Neuman

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to Rock The Casba!.”

    :geek:

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    29 April, 2005

    TheFaramir

    If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to eat some moose meat.

    Actually, moose meat WAS my first solid food. That’s what I get for growing up in northern New Hampshire. It’s pretty good, too.

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17. 

    29 April, 2005

    Steppenwolf

    go out ‘rock and rutting’ with Mandy, TinaMarie and Esther.

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18. 

    29 April, 2005

    Merth

    … I would make all of the people wearing elk-shirts and tugging on their camel-toe jealous.

    :java:

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19. 

    29 April, 2005

    rust

    I’d be ready to frolic with Rocket J Squirrel on the Spadina Bus (the Spadina Bus — there is no Spadina Bus)

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20. 

    29 April, 2005

    Nicole

    ….recite the pledge of all Canadians. (You know the one from the beer commercials!?)

    I AM CANADIAN!

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21. 

    29 April, 2005

    JFLY

    If I had a new pair of moosepants I’d be ready to go out with Bullwinkle.

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22. 

    29 April, 2005

    rust

    Cans or draught or bottles…
    It’s our favourite brew
    We’ll be drinking RED CAP
    We are drinkers TRUE
    Canadian Beer Commercial c. 1966
    see also

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23. 

    29 April, 2005

    Craig

    “If I had on a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to — HEY! I AM wearing moosepants.” nuclear moose candy.

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    29 April, 2005

    simoon

    “If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to get down with my bad self.”

    Yeah… or like, something else that might be more fun on a Friday.

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25. 

    29 April, 2005

    Esther

    Welcome to the unofficial Moosepants Adoration club!

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26. 

    29 April, 2005

    JFLY

    Canadian Moosepants Ale!!

    Now available at participating Starbuck’s…

    For a limited time only (mention Sir Lanka and get a free Davezilla calendar – supplies are limited)

    Void where prohibited by law…

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27. 

    29 April, 2005

    rust

    If I had a mooose,
    I’d put him in MOOSEPANTS,
    I’d put him on the roof,
    All over this la-and…

    (Inspired by Leonard Nimoy’s version of “If I Had a Hammer“)

    :geek:

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28. 

    01 May, 2005

    dale

    6027811260 dale I need some moose pants for real.

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29. 

    17 June, 2005

    rkolig

    If I had a pair of moosepants, I’d be ready to go moolistic.

    But really guys, what’s so funny about moosepants anyway? Aren’t they a staple for everyone? And matching moose vests too?

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30. 

    26 June, 2005

    notinlove

    If I had on a new pair of moosepants, I’d to wander through the muskeg and pull up fresh waterweeds with my choppers.

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